internal static string OneVaginaOrVaginasNoun <T>(IVaginaCollection <T> collection, Conjugate conjugate) where T : IVagina { if (collection.vaginas.Count == 0) { return(""); } return(CommonBodyPartStrings.OneOfDescription(collection.vaginas.Count > 1, conjugate, VaginaType.VaginaNoun(collection.vaginas.Count > 1))); }
internal static string OneClitOrClitsShort <T>(IVaginaCollection <T> collection, Conjugate conjugate) where T : IVagina { if (collection.vaginas.Count == 0) { return(""); } return(CommonBodyPartStrings.OneOfDescription(collection.vaginas.Count > 1, conjugate, AllClitsShortDescription(collection))); }
internal static string EachVaginaOrVaginasShort <T>(IVaginaCollection <T> collection, Conjugate conjugate, out bool isPlural) where T : IVagina { isPlural = collection.vaginas.Count != 1; if (collection.vaginas.Count == 0) { return(""); } return(CommonBodyPartStrings.EachOfDescription(collection.vaginas.Count > 1, conjugate, AllVaginasShortDescription(collection))); }
internal static string AllClitsNoun <T>(IVaginaCollection <T> collection, out bool isPlural) where T : IVagina { isPlural = collection.vaginas.Count > 1; if (isPlural) { return(C**t.PluralClitNoun()); } else { return(C**t.ClitNoun()); } }
internal static string AllVaginasShortDescription <T>(IVaginaCollection <T> collection, out bool isPlural) where T : IVagina { isPlural = collection.vaginas.Count != 1; if (collection.vaginas.Count == 0) { return(""); } else if (collection.vaginas.Count == 1) { return(collection.vaginas[0].ShortDescription()); } bool mismatched = collection.vaginas.Any(x => x.type != collection.vaginas[0].type); return(mismatched ? VaginaType.VaginaNoun(true) : collection.vaginas[0].ShortDescription(false)); }
private static string AllVaginasDesc <T>(IVaginaCollection <T> collection, bool full) where T : IVagina { if (collection.vaginas.Count == 0) { return(""); } //If one, return normal c**k descript else if (collection.vaginas.Count == 1) { return(collection.vaginas[0].ShortDescription()); } else { bool mismatched = collection.vaginas.Any(x => x.type != collection.vaginas[0].type); string[] countOptions = mismatched ? CommonGenitalStrings.mismatchedPairOptions : CommonGenitalStrings.matchedPairOptions; string description = mismatched ? RandomMixedVaginasText() : collection.vaginas[0].ShortDescription(true); return(Utils.RandomChoice(countOptions) + collection.AverageVagina().AdjectiveText(full) + description); } }
internal static string AllClitsLongDescription <T>(IVaginaCollection <T> collection, out bool isPlural) where T : IVagina { isPlural = collection.vaginas.Count != 1; if (collection.vaginas.Count == 0) { return(""); } //If one, return normal c**k descript else if (collection.vaginas.Count == 1) { return(collection.vaginas[0].c**t.ShortDescription()); } else { bool mismatched = collection.vaginas.Any(x => x.type != collection.vaginas[0].type); string[] countOptions = mismatched ? CommonGenitalStrings.mismatchedPairOptions : CommonGenitalStrings.matchedPairOptions; string description = mismatched ? RandomMixedClitsText() + AllClitsNoun(collection) : AllClitsShortDescription(collection); return(Utils.RandomChoice(countOptions) + description); } }
internal static string AllClitsShortDescription <T>(IVaginaCollection <T> collection, out bool isPlural) where T : IVagina { isPlural = collection.vaginas.Count != 1; if (collection.vaginas.Count == 0) { return(""); } else if (collection.vaginas.Count == 1) { return(ClitStrings.ShortDesc(collection.vaginas[0].c**t.length)); } else { if (Math.Abs(collection.vaginas[0].c**t.length - collection.vaginas[1].c**t.length) < 1) { return(ClitStrings.SizeAdjective(collection.vaginas.Average(x => x.c**t.length)) + AllClitsNoun(collection)); } else { return("mismatched " + AllClitsNoun(collection)); } } }
internal static string AllVaginasNoun <T>(IVaginaCollection <T> collection) where T : IVagina => AllVaginasNoun(collection, out _);
internal static string OneVaginaOrVaginasNoun <T>(IVaginaCollection <T> collection) where T : IVagina => OneVaginaOrVaginasNoun(collection, Conjugate.YOU);
internal static string AllVaginasFullDescription <T>(IVaginaCollection <T> collection, out bool isPlural) where T : IVagina { isPlural = collection.vaginas.Count != 1; return(AllVaginasDesc(collection, true)); }
internal static string AllVaginasFullDescription <T>(IVaginaCollection <T> collection) where T : IVagina { return(AllVaginasDesc(collection, true)); }
internal static string AllVaginasLongDescription <T>(IVaginaCollection <T> collection) where T : IVagina { return(AllVaginasDesc(collection, false)); }
internal static string AllClitsLongDescription <T>(IVaginaCollection <T> collection) where T : IVagina => AllClitsLongDescription(collection, out _);
internal static string EachVaginaOrVaginasShort <T>(IVaginaCollection <T> collection) where T : IVagina => EachVaginaOrVaginasShort(collection, Conjugate.YOU);
internal static string EachClitOrClitsNoun <T>(IVaginaCollection <T> collection, Conjugate conjugate) where T : IVagina { return(EachClitOrClitsNoun(collection, conjugate, out bool _)); }
internal static string EachClitOrClitsNoun <T>(IVaginaCollection <T> collection) where T : IVagina => EachClitOrClitsNoun(collection, Conjugate.YOU);
internal static string OneClitOrClitsShort <T>(IVaginaCollection <T> collection) where T : IVagina => OneClitOrClitsShort(collection, Conjugate.YOU);
internal static string EachVaginaOrVaginasShort <T>(IVaginaCollection <T> collection, Conjugate conjugate) where T : IVagina { return(EachVaginaOrVaginasShort(collection, conjugate, out bool _)); }
internal static string AllVaginasNoun <T>(IVaginaCollection <T> collection, out bool isPlural) where T : IVagina { isPlural = collection.vaginas.Count > 1; return(VaginaType.VaginaNoun(collection.vaginas.Count > 1)); }
internal static string AllVaginasShortDescription <T>(IVaginaCollection <T> collection) where T : IVagina => AllVaginasShortDescription(collection, out _);
private static int NumVaginas <T>(this IVaginaCollection <T> collection) where T : IVagina { return(collection.vaginas.Count); }