internal static string OneVaginaOrVaginasNoun <T>(IVaginaCollection <T> collection, Conjugate conjugate) where T : IVagina
{
if (collection.vaginas.Count == 0)
{
return("");
}
return(CommonBodyPartStrings.OneOfDescription(collection.vaginas.Count > 1, conjugate, VaginaType.VaginaNoun(collection.vaginas.Count > 1)));
}
internal static string OneClitOrClitsShort <T>(IVaginaCollection <T> collection, Conjugate conjugate) where T : IVagina
{
if (collection.vaginas.Count == 0)
{
return("");
}
return(CommonBodyPartStrings.OneOfDescription(collection.vaginas.Count > 1, conjugate, AllClitsShortDescription(collection)));
}
internal static string EachVaginaOrVaginasShort <T>(IVaginaCollection <T> collection, Conjugate conjugate, out bool isPlural) where T : IVagina
{
isPlural = collection.vaginas.Count != 1;
if (collection.vaginas.Count == 0)
{
return("");
}
return(CommonBodyPartStrings.EachOfDescription(collection.vaginas.Count > 1, conjugate, AllVaginasShortDescription(collection)));
}
internal static string AllClitsNoun <T>(IVaginaCollection <T> collection, out bool isPlural) where T : IVagina
{
isPlural = collection.vaginas.Count > 1;
if (isPlural)
{
return(C**t.PluralClitNoun());
}
else
{
return(C**t.ClitNoun());
}
}
internal static string AllVaginasShortDescription <T>(IVaginaCollection <T> collection, out bool isPlural) where T : IVagina
{
isPlural = collection.vaginas.Count != 1;
if (collection.vaginas.Count == 0)
{
return("");
}
else if (collection.vaginas.Count == 1)
{
return(collection.vaginas[0].ShortDescription());
}
bool mismatched = collection.vaginas.Any(x => x.type != collection.vaginas[0].type);
return(mismatched ? VaginaType.VaginaNoun(true) : collection.vaginas[0].ShortDescription(false));
}
private static string AllVaginasDesc <T>(IVaginaCollection <T> collection, bool full) where T : IVagina
{
if (collection.vaginas.Count == 0)
{
return("");
}
//If one, return normal c**k descript
else if (collection.vaginas.Count == 1)
{
return(collection.vaginas[0].ShortDescription());
}
else
{
bool mismatched = collection.vaginas.Any(x => x.type != collection.vaginas[0].type);
string[] countOptions = mismatched ? CommonGenitalStrings.mismatchedPairOptions : CommonGenitalStrings.matchedPairOptions;
string description = mismatched ? RandomMixedVaginasText() : collection.vaginas[0].ShortDescription(true);
return(Utils.RandomChoice(countOptions) + collection.AverageVagina().AdjectiveText(full) + description);
}
}
internal static string AllClitsLongDescription <T>(IVaginaCollection <T> collection, out bool isPlural) where T : IVagina
{
isPlural = collection.vaginas.Count != 1;
if (collection.vaginas.Count == 0)
{
return("");
}
//If one, return normal c**k descript
else if (collection.vaginas.Count == 1)
{
return(collection.vaginas[0].c**t.ShortDescription());
}
else
{
bool mismatched = collection.vaginas.Any(x => x.type != collection.vaginas[0].type);
string[] countOptions = mismatched ? CommonGenitalStrings.mismatchedPairOptions : CommonGenitalStrings.matchedPairOptions;
string description = mismatched ? RandomMixedClitsText() + AllClitsNoun(collection) : AllClitsShortDescription(collection);
return(Utils.RandomChoice(countOptions) + description);
}
}
internal static string AllClitsShortDescription <T>(IVaginaCollection <T> collection, out bool isPlural) where T : IVagina
{
isPlural = collection.vaginas.Count != 1;
if (collection.vaginas.Count == 0)
{
return("");
}
else if (collection.vaginas.Count == 1)
{
return(ClitStrings.ShortDesc(collection.vaginas[0].c**t.length));
}
else
{
if (Math.Abs(collection.vaginas[0].c**t.length - collection.vaginas[1].c**t.length) < 1)
{
return(ClitStrings.SizeAdjective(collection.vaginas.Average(x => x.c**t.length)) + AllClitsNoun(collection));
}
else
{
return("mismatched " + AllClitsNoun(collection));
}
}
}
internal static string AllVaginasNoun <T>(IVaginaCollection <T> collection) where T : IVagina => AllVaginasNoun(collection, out _);
internal static string OneVaginaOrVaginasNoun <T>(IVaginaCollection <T> collection) where T : IVagina => OneVaginaOrVaginasNoun(collection, Conjugate.YOU);
internal static string AllVaginasFullDescription <T>(IVaginaCollection <T> collection, out bool isPlural) where T : IVagina
{
isPlural = collection.vaginas.Count != 1;
return(AllVaginasDesc(collection, true));
}
internal static string AllVaginasFullDescription <T>(IVaginaCollection <T> collection) where T : IVagina
{
return(AllVaginasDesc(collection, true));
}
internal static string AllVaginasLongDescription <T>(IVaginaCollection <T> collection) where T : IVagina
{
return(AllVaginasDesc(collection, false));
}
internal static string AllClitsLongDescription <T>(IVaginaCollection <T> collection) where T : IVagina => AllClitsLongDescription(collection, out _);
internal static string EachVaginaOrVaginasShort <T>(IVaginaCollection <T> collection) where T : IVagina => EachVaginaOrVaginasShort(collection, Conjugate.YOU);
internal static string EachClitOrClitsNoun <T>(IVaginaCollection <T> collection, Conjugate conjugate) where T : IVagina
{
return(EachClitOrClitsNoun(collection, conjugate, out bool _));
}
internal static string EachClitOrClitsNoun <T>(IVaginaCollection <T> collection) where T : IVagina => EachClitOrClitsNoun(collection, Conjugate.YOU);
internal static string OneClitOrClitsShort <T>(IVaginaCollection <T> collection) where T : IVagina => OneClitOrClitsShort(collection, Conjugate.YOU);
internal static string EachVaginaOrVaginasShort <T>(IVaginaCollection <T> collection, Conjugate conjugate) where T : IVagina
{
return(EachVaginaOrVaginasShort(collection, conjugate, out bool _));
}
internal static string AllVaginasNoun <T>(IVaginaCollection <T> collection, out bool isPlural) where T : IVagina
{
isPlural = collection.vaginas.Count > 1;
return(VaginaType.VaginaNoun(collection.vaginas.Count > 1));
}
internal static string AllVaginasShortDescription <T>(IVaginaCollection <T> collection) where T : IVagina => AllVaginasShortDescription(collection, out _);
private static int NumVaginas <T>(this IVaginaCollection <T> collection) where T : IVagina
{
return(collection.vaginas.Count);
}
