// Lay down your pieces
// And let's begin
// OBJECT CREATION
public static void Main(string[] args)
{
// Fill in my data
// parameters
// INITIALIZATION
Thing me = new Lovable("Me", 0, true, -1, false);
Thing you = new Lovable("You", 0, false, -1, false);
// Set up our new world
World world = new World(5);
world.AddThing(me);
world.AddThing(you);
// And let's begin the
// SIMULATION
world.StartSimulation();
// If I'm a set of points
if (me is PointSet)
{
// Then I will give you my
// DIMENSION
you.AddAttribute(me.GetDimensions() as ThingAttribute);
}
// If I'm a circle
if (me is Circle)
{
// Then I will give you my
// CIRCUMFERENCE
you.AddAttribute(me.GetCircumference() as ThingAttribute);
}
// If I'm a sine wave
if (me is SineWave)
{
// Then you can sit on all my
// TANGENTS
you.AddAction("sit", me.GetTangent(you.GetXPosition()));
}
// If I approach infinity
if (me is Sequence)
{
// Then you can be my
// LIMITATIONS
me.SetLimit(you.ToLimit());
}
// Switch my current
// To AC, to DC
me.ToggleCurrent();
// And then blind my vision
me.CanSee(false);
// So dizzy, so dizzy
me.AddFeeling("dizzy");
// Oh, we can travel
world.TimeTravelForTwo("AD", 617, me, you);
// To A.D., to B.C.
world.TimeTravelForTwo("BC", 3691, me, you);
// And we can unite
world.Unite(me, you);
// So deeply, so deeply
// If I can
// If I can give you all the
// SIMULATIONS
if (me.GetNumSimulationsAvailable() >= you.GetNumSimulationsNeeded())
{
// Then I can
// Then I can be your only
// SATISFACTION
you.SetSatisfaction(me.ToSatisfaction());
}
// If I can make you happy
if (you.GetFeelingIndex("happy") != -1)
{
// I will run the
// EXECUTION
me.RequestExecution(world);
}
// Though we are trapped
// In this strange, strange
// SIMULATION
world.LockThing(me);
world.LockThing(you);
// If I'm an eggplant
if (me is Eggplant)
{
// Then I will give you my
// NUTRIENTS
you.AddAttribute(me.GetNutrients() as ThingAttribute);
me.ResetNutrients();
}
// If I'm a tomato
if (me is Tomato)
{
// Then I will give you
// ANTIOXIDANTS
you.AddAttribute(me.GetAntioxidants() as ThingAttribute);
me.ResetAntioxidants();
}
// If I'm a tabby cat
if (me is TabbyCat)
{
// Then I will purr for your
// ENJOYMENT
me.Purr();
}
// If I'm the only god
if (world.GetGod() == me)
{
// Then you're the proof of my
// EXISTENCE
me.SetProof(you.ToProof());
}
// Switch my gender
// To F, to M
me.ToggleGender();
// And then do whatever
// From AM to PM
world.Procreate(me, you);
// Oh, switch my role
// To S, to M
me.ToggleRoleBDSM();
// So we can enter
// The trance, the trance
world.MakeHigh(me);
world.MakeHigh(you);
// If I can
// If I can feel your
// VIBRATIONS
if (me.GetSenseIndex("vibration"))
{
// Then I can
// Then I can finally be
// COMPLETION
me.AddFeeling("complete");
}
// Though you have left
world.Unlock(you);
world.RemoveThing(you);
// You have left
me.LookFor(you, world);
// You have left
me.LookFor(you, world);
// You have left
me.LookFor(you, world);
// You have left
me.LookFor(you, world);
// You have left me in
me.LookFor(you, world);
// ISOLATION
// If I can
// If I can erase all the pointless
// FRAGMENTS
if (me.GetMemory().IsErasable())
{
// Then maybe
// Then maybe you won't leave me so
// DISHEARTENED
me.RemoveFeeling("disheartened");
}
// Challenging your god
try
{
me.SetOpinion(me.GetOpinionIndex("you are here"), false);
}
// You have made some
catch (ArgumentException)
{
// ILLEGAL ARGUMENTS
world.Announce("God is always true.");
}
// EXECUTION
world.RunExecution();
// EXECUTION
world.RunExecution();
// EXECUTION
world.RunExecution();
// EXECUTION
world.RunExecution();
// EXECUTION
world.RunExecution();
// EXECUTION
world.RunExecution();
// EXECUTION
world.RunExecution();
// EXECUTION
world.RunExecution();
// EXECUTION
world.RunExecution();
// EXECUTION
world.RunExecution();
// EXECUTION
world.RunExecution();
// EXECUTION
world.RunExecution();
// EIN
world.Announce("1", "de"); // ein; German
// DOS
world.Announce("2", "es"); // dos; Español
// TROIS
world.Announce("3", "fr"); // trois; French
// NE
world.Announce("4", "kr"); // 넷; Korean
// FEM
world.Announce("5", "se"); // fem; Swedish
// LIU
world.Announce("6", "cn"); // 六; Chinese
// EXECUTION
world.RunExecution();
// If I can
// If I can give them all the
// EXECUTION
if (world.IsExecutableBy(me))
{
// Then I can
// Then I can be your only
// EXECUTION
you.SetExecution(me.ToExecution());
}
// If I can have you back
if (world.GetThingIndex(you) != -1)
{
// I will run the
// EXECUTION
world.RunExecution();
}
// Though we are trapped
// We are trapped, ah
me.Escape(world);
// I've studied
// I've studied how to properly
// LO-O-OVE
me.LearnTopic("love");
// Question me
// Question me, I can answer all
// LO-O-OVE
me.TakeExamTopic("love");
// I know the
// algebraic expression of
// LO-O-OVE
me.GetAlgebraicExpression("love");
// Though you are free
// I am trapped, trapped in
// LO-O-OVE
me.Escape("love");
// EXECUTION
world.Execute(me);
}
