void InitializeTimeScaleObjects()
{
TimeScale seconds = new TimeScale("seconds elapsed", 60,
"oh boy, explorin the universe");
TimeScale minutes = new TimeScale("minutes elapsed", 60,
"can't wait to learn the secrets of reality");
TimeScale hours = new TimeScale("hours elapsed", 24,
"check out the view");
TimeScale days = new TimeScale("days elapsed", 30,
"got any threes?");
TimeScale months = new TimeScale("months elapsed", 12,
"holy shit it's Mars");
TimeScale years = new TimeScale("years elapsed", 10,
"at long last... it's pluto");
TimeScale decades = new TimeScale("decades elapsed", 10,
"RIP, you died. your child will continue searching the cosmos");
TimeScale lifetimes = new TimeScale("generations passed", 30,
"we honor the ancient founders of our society who began this journey");
TimeScale civilizations = new TimeScale("civilizations fallen", 10,
"");
TimeScale recordedHumanHistories = new TimeScale("human histories recorded", 20,
"humans on earth have evolved to the point where they are noticeably different looking");
TimeScale anatomicalEvolutionaryDivergences = new TimeScale("anatomical evolutionary divergences", 30,
"there is no such species as human on earth anymore");
TimeScale speciesDivergences = new TimeScale("new species evolved", 3,
"difference between you and dominant earth species is like difference between mammals and reptiles");
TimeScale animalKingdomDivergences = new TimeScale("new animal kingdoms evolved", 3,
"life on earth is almost unrecognizable");
TimeScale lifeformDivergences = new TimeScale("new forms of life evolved", 8,
"life on earth no longer exists, the sun exploded, also the milky way collided with the andromeda galaxy");
TimeScale starFormations = new TimeScale("suns formed from nothing", 3,
"who knows? maybe the universe has collapsed in on itself or something");
TimeScale universeLifetimes = new TimeScale("lifetimes of the universe", 1,
"");
seconds
.Then(minutes)
.Then(hours)
.Then(days)
.Then(months)
.Then(years)
.Then(decades)
.Then(lifetimes)
.Then(civilizations)
.Then(recordedHumanHistories)
.Then(anatomicalEvolutionaryDivergences)
.Then(speciesDivergences)
.Then(animalKingdomDivergences)
.Then(lifeformDivergences)
.Then(starFormations)
.Then(universeLifetimes);
currentTimeScale = seconds;
}