public static Slide Create()
{
Slide s = new Slide();
s.AddInstr(SlideResource.bgmGoFishing);
s.AddInstr(SlideResource.txtEnding1);
s.AddInstr("Bella: It's over...");
s.AddInstr("Bob: I beat you all right. Now, I'm going to the\nbar and get a fix. Good game though.");
s.AddInstr("Bella: Don't you want a revenge. For the betrayal,\nfor the injustice? Finish me off now!");
s.AddInstr("Bob: I'm too tired. Argue with me later. I'm going\nto the bar first. And don't forget to feed Kitty.");
s.AddInstr(SlideResource.txtEnding2);
s.AddInstr("AT THE BAR");
s.AddInstr("Spike: Hey, dude!");
s.AddInstr("Bob: Whatsup!");
s.AddInstr("Spike: Good news, the Hashimoto-Jackson gov't has\ntotally cracked down the illegal fishhunters.");
s.AddInstr("Bob: So you don't need to try to kill me again.");
s.AddInstr("Spike: Indeed.");
s.AddInstr("Bob: By the way, do you know Mike Peterson?\nIs he a new guy?");
s.AddInstr("Spike: I've never heard of Mike Peterson before.\nWhere did you meet him?");
s.AddInstr(SlideResource.txtEnding3);
s.AddInstr(SlideResource.txtCredits);
s.AddInstr(new Title());
return s;
}
public static Slide Create()
{
Slide s = new Slide();
s.AddInstr(SlideResource.bgmBossBanter2);
s.AddInstr("???: Good game on beating the first level.");
s.AddInstr("???: But you will need to be stronger.");
s.AddInstr("???: Meet me at the end of the level!");
s.AddInstr(SlideResource.txtLevel2);
s.AddInstr(new Level2());
return s;
}
public static Slide Create()
{
Slide s = new Slide();
s.AddInstr(SlideResource.bgmBossBanter2);
s.AddInstr(SlideResource.txtSecondBoss);
s.AddInstr("???: Congrats on making up to me. I'm Mike Peterson.\nAnd you shall not pass!");
s.AddInstr("Bob: Why?");
s.AddInstr("Mike Peterson: You must prove to me first that\nyou are the strongest!");
s.AddInstr("Bob: Such phrase is relative, but have at you!");
s.AddInstr(new Boss2());
return s;
}
public static Slide Create()
{
Slide s = new Slide();
s.AddInstr(SlideResource.bgmBossBanter1);
s.AddInstr(SlideResource.txtFirstBoss);
s.AddInstr("Bob: I've come to rescue my girlfriend!");
s.AddInstr("Spike: I'd like to apologize for my underlings' and for my\nown behaviours. But our masters' commands are absolute.");
s.AddInstr("Bob: Just give me back my girlfriend.");
s.AddInstr("Spike: We are afraid that we are not allowed to do that.");
s.AddInstr("Bob: Fine, I'll take you down then! You and your formality!");
s.AddInstr("Spike: Then, come at me bro!");
s.AddInstr(new Boss1());
return s;
}
public static Slide Create()
{
Slide s = new Slide();
s.AddInstr(SlideResource.bgmBossBanter3);
s.AddInstr(SlideResource.txtKitty);
s.AddInstr("Bob: Kitty! What are you doing here?");
s.AddInstr("Kitty: Meow! (Hiding your girlfriend and stuffs.)");
s.AddInstr("Bob: You were on the fishhunters' sides?");
s.AddInstr("Kitty: Meow! Meow, meow! (You are so dumb.)");
s.AddInstr("Bob: You are going down, man!");
s.AddInstr("Kitty: Meow! Meow, meow meow! (I'm a cat, but whatever!\nWell, before that, ya got to catch me first!)");
s.AddInstr(SlideResource.txtLevel3);
s.AddInstr(new Level3());
return s;
}
public static Slide Create()
{
Slide s = new Slide();
s.AddInstr(SlideResource.bgmBossBanter3);
s.AddInstr(SlideResource.txtFinalBoss);
s.AddInstr("Bob: Ah! Bella, finally found you. Want to go out?");
s.AddInstr("Bella: Oh Bob... I thought the mutants would get you.");
s.AddInstr("Bob: Well, they've certainly failed.");
s.AddInstr("Bella: But at least, I'd get to personally catch you.");
s.AddInstr("Bob: What do you mean?");
s.AddInstr("Bella: I'm actually a human working with the fishhunters.\nThey turned me into a fish so that I'd lure you into\ntheir trap.");
s.AddInstr("Bob: Is being a fish fun?");
s.AddInstr("Bella: NO! I don't want to be a fish. But I have no choice,\nI have to be one to pay the rental mortgage. Thanks to\nHashimoto-Wrangler's government...");
s.AddInstr("Bob: Are you here to catch/kill me?");
s.AddInstr("Bella: Unfornately yes... But I don't want to...");
s.AddInstr("Bob: Then down with Kitty, Mike Peterson, Epsilon & Delta,\nSpike and the Ultimate Blocky!");
s.AddInstr(new Boss3());
return s;
}
public static Slide Create()
{
Slide s = new Slide();
s.AddInstr(SlideResource.bgmGoFishing);
s.AddInstr(SlideResource.txtPollutedWorld);
s.AddInstr("In the future, the world has become heavily \npolluted. Creatures mutates. The environment becomes\nirreversibly altered.");
s.AddInstr(SlideResource.txtInternationalBan);
s.AddInstr("The fish population has been reduced. To preserve the fish,\nthe international law has banned all fishing. Still, illegal\nfishing persists.");
s.AddInstr(SlideResource.txtEvolution);
s.AddInstr("Due to natural selection, the surviving fish population has\nbecome smarter. Most fish now also have poisonous flesh.\nFish can no longer be fished; they must now be hunted.");
s.AddInstr("Fishermen now become fishhunters.");
s.AddInstr(SlideResource.txtEnslavement);
s.AddInstr("Illegal fishhunters have enslaved a population of poisonous\nfish to aid them with tracking down the last few remaining\nedible fish.");
s.AddInstr("One day, the fishhunters decide to hunt for Bob, the most\nelusive edible fish in the ocean. In order to do so, they\nhave kidnapped Bob's girlfriend.");
s.AddInstr(SlideResource.txtKidnapped);
s.AddInstr("You must help Bob to get back his girlfriend. Are you bad\nenough of a dude to do so?");
s.AddInstr(SlideResource.txtLevel1);
s.AddInstr(new Level1());
return s;
}
