// This is not the recommended way to write a bot - consider // reading over the Commands Framework sample. private async Task MessageReceivedAsync(SocketMessage message) { // The bot should never respond to itself. if (message.Author.Id == _client.CurrentUser.Id) { return; } history.Add(message.Id, message.Content); if (message.Content.StartsWith("!help")) { await message.Channel.SendMessageAsync("Do you need frisk bullying advice? Please contact Christian II of Denmark."); } if (message.Content.StartsWith("!clown")) { await message.Channel.SendMessageAsync("Frisk is a clown"); } if (message.Content.StartsWith("!calc")) { try { SuperHappyScript.SuperHappyScript shs = new SuperHappyScript.SuperHappyScript(message.Content.Substring(5)); var bla = new Dictionary <string, double>(); await message.Channel.SendMessageAsync(shs.Eval(bla).ToString()); } catch (Exception exc) { await message.Channel.SendMessageAsync("Felis: " + exc.Message); } } if (message.Content.Replace(" ", "") == "<a:glenoeoeogif:567000592979853312><a:glenoeoeogif:567000592979853312>") { await message.Channel.SendMessageAsync("<a:glenoeoeogif:567000592979853312>"); } if (message.Content == "!vecka") { await message.Channel.SendMessageAsync(System.Globalization.CultureInfo.InvariantCulture.Calendar.GetWeekOfYear(DateTime.Now, CalendarWeekRule.FirstFourDayWeek, DayOfWeek.Monday).ToString()); } if (message.Content == "!ping") { await message.Channel.SendMessageAsync("Frisk loves men."); } }
// This is not the recommended way to write a bot - consider // reading over the Commands Framework sample. private async Task MessageReceivedAsync(SocketMessage message) { // The bot should never respond to itself. if (message.Author.Id == _client.CurrentUser.Id) { return; } if (message.Content.StartsWith("!version")) { await message.Channel.SendMessageAsync(_version); } if (message.Content == "!id") { await message.Channel.SendMessageAsync(message.Channel.Id + "," + string.Join(";", _client.Guilds.Select(p => p.Id))); } if (message.Content == "!kodändring") { await message.Channel.SendMessageAsync("lol"); } if (message.Content.StartsWith("!remindme")) { try { var split = message.Content.Split(" "); var date = DateTime.ParseExact(split[1] + " " + split[2], "yyyy-MM-dd HH:mm", CultureInfo.InvariantCulture); var remindMessage = string.Join(" ", split.Skip(2)); var chnl = message.Channel as SocketGuildChannel; _remindMes.Add(new RemindMe() { Date = date, Message = remindMessage, ChannelId = message.Channel.Id, User = message.Author.Mention, GuildId = chnl.Guild.Id }); System.IO.File.WriteAllText("/data/test.txt", Newtonsoft.Json.JsonConvert.SerializeObject(_remindMes)); await message.Channel.SendMessageAsync("jag kommer påminna dig då jag är en duktig båt"); } catch (Exception exc) { await message.Channel.SendMessageAsync("du formaterade skiten fel, fråga frisk hur man gör: " + exc.Message); } } if (message.Content.StartsWith("!strlen ")) { await message.Channel.SendMessageAsync(message.Content.Substring(8).Length.ToString() + " tecken lång, jävla dålig stil att viktor inte fixade detta"); } if (message.Content.StartsWith("!strlen2 ")) { await message.Channel.SendMessageAsync(System.Text.Encoding.UTF8.GetBytes(message.Content.Substring(9)).Length.ToString() + ", " + Convert.ToString(System.Text.Encoding.UTF8.GetBytes(message.Content.Substring(9)).Length, 16) + " tecken lång, jävla dålig stil att viktor inte fixade detta"); } if (message.Author.Id == 297436465565007872) { // stolen from https://stackoverflow.com/questions/10576686/c-sharp-regex-pattern-to-extract-urls-from-given-string-not-full-html-urls-but var linkParser = new Regex(@"\b(?:https?://|www\.)\S+\b", RegexOptions.Compiled | RegexOptions.IgnoreCase); foreach (Match m in linkParser.Matches(message.Content).Take(1)) { var tags = await Services.ImageTagListerService.GetImageTags(m.Value); if (tags.Any(p => p == "monkey")) { await message.Channel.SendMessageAsync("sluta stål"); await message.DeleteAsync(); } } foreach (string url in message.Attachments.Select(p => p.Url)) { var tags = await Services.ImageTagListerService.GetImageTags(url); if (tags.Any(p => p.ToUpper() == "MONKEY")) { await message.Channel.SendMessageAsync("sluta stål"); await message.DeleteAsync(); } } } if (message.Content.ToUpper().Contains("BÅT")) { var sentiment = await Services.SentimentService.GetSentiment(message.Content); if (sentiment > 0.70) { await message.Channel.SendMessageAsync("tack :3"); } else if (sentiment < 0.30) { await message.Channel.SendMessageAsync("sluta mobbas"); } } if ((message.Content.StartsWith("!exterminatus") || message.Content.StartsWith("!purge")) && message.Channel.Id == 84660308882239488) { var guild = _client.Guilds.FirstOrDefault(p => p.Id == 84660308882239488); if (guild != null) { var channels = guild.Channels.Where(p => isfriendochannel(p)); if (channels.Count() > 12) { channels = channels.OrderBy(p => p.CreatedAt).Reverse().Take(12); } var survivors = new HashSet <ulong>(channels.Select(p => p.Id)); //foreach (var channel in guild.Channels.Where(p => !survivors.Contains(p.Id))) //{ // await channel.DeleteAsync(); //} //await message.Channel.SendMessageAsync(string.Join(" ", guild.Channels.Where(p => !survivors.Contains(p.Id)).Select(p => p.Name))); } } history.Add(message.Id, message.Content); if (message.Content.StartsWith("!help")) { if (message.Content.ToLower() == "!help nilaus") { await message.Channel.SendMessageAsync("HEY MUFFIN! HELP NILAUS BULLY BUM"); } else if (message.Content.ToLower() == "!help viktor") { await message.Channel.SendMessageAsync("böghög"); } else if (message.Content.Length > 5) { await message.Channel.SendMessageAsync("HEY! DONT BULLY" + message.Content.Substring(5).ToUpper()); } else { await message.Channel.SendMessageAsync("HEY! DONT BULLY FRISK"); } } if (message.Content.StartsWith("!clown")) { await message.Channel.SendMessageAsync("If frisk is the clown wolf does that make me a clown bot? :("); } if (message.Content.StartsWith("!edit ") && message.Channel.Id == 503278200064049152) { int index = -1; if (int.TryParse(message.Content.Substring(6), out index) && index < sortedEdits.Count) { await message.Channel.SendMessageAsync(sortedEdits.Skip(sortedEdits.Count - 1 - index).First()); } } if (message.Content.StartsWith("!uptime")) { await message.Channel.SendMessageAsync("I've been alive for " + (DateTime.Now - _started).TotalHours.ToString("#.##") + " hours"); } if (message.Content.StartsWith("!tupptid")) { DateTime now = DateTime.Now; TimeSpan toEarly = new TimeSpan(13, 0, 0); TimeSpan toLate = new TimeSpan(18, 0, 0); if (now.TimeOfDay > toEarly && now.TimeOfDay < toLate) { await message.Channel.SendMessageAsync("Perfekt tid för en tupplur!"); } else if (now.TimeOfDay < toEarly) { await message.Channel.SendMessageAsync("För tidigt, jobba istället din slacker!"); } else if (now.TimeOfDay > toLate) { await message.Channel.SendMessageAsync("Nu är det kväll, ingen tupplur då!"); } } if (message.Content.StartsWith("!calc") && message.Content.Substring(5).Replace(" ", "").ToUpper() == "KATTEN+MUSEN") { await message.Channel.SendMessageAsync("tiotusen"); } else if (message.Content.StartsWith("!calc") && message.Content.Substring(5).Replace(" ", "").ToUpper() == "LÄNGDPÅVIKTORSVADERIM") { await message.Channel.SendMessageAsync("0.5"); } else if (message.Content.StartsWith("!calc") && message.Content.Substring(5).Replace(" ", "").ToUpper() == "LÄNGDPÅSTÅLSVADERIM") { await message.Channel.SendMessageAsync("0.2"); } else if (message.Content.StartsWith("!calc") && message.Content.Substring(5).Replace(" ", "").ToUpper() == "LÄNGDPÅFRISKSVADERIM") { await message.Channel.SendMessageAsync("0.1"); } else if (message.Content.StartsWith("!calc") && message.Content.Substring(5).Replace(" ", "").ToUpper() == "STÅL") { await message.Channel.SendMessageAsync("venne, inte implementerat än"); } else if (message.Content.StartsWith("!calc")) { try { SuperHappyScript.SuperHappyScript shs = new SuperHappyScript.SuperHappyScript(message.Content.Substring(5).Replace("kotlett", "1").Replace("kottvå", "2").Replace("kottre", "3")); var bla = new Dictionary <string, double>(); await message.Channel.SendMessageAsync(shs.Eval(bla).ToString()); } catch (Exception exc) { await message.Channel.SendMessageAsync("Felis: " + exc.Message); } } if (message.Content.Replace(" ", "") == "<a:glenoeoeogif:567000592979853312><a:glenoeoeogif:567000592979853312>") { await message.Channel.SendMessageAsync("<a:glenoeoeogif:567000592979853312>"); } if (message.Content == "!vecka") { await message.Channel.SendMessageAsync(System.Globalization.CultureInfo.InvariantCulture.Calendar.GetWeekOfYear(DateTime.Now, CalendarWeekRule.FirstFourDayWeek, DayOfWeek.Monday).ToString()); } if (message.Content == "!datum") { DateTime date = DateTime.Now; if (date > new DateTime(date.Year, 10, 1)) { var days = (date - new DateTime(date.Year, 10, 1)).Days + 1; await message.Channel.SendMessageAsync("It's the " + days + "st of October, " + date.Year); } else { var days = (date - new DateTime(date.Year - 1, 10, 1)).Days + 1; await message.Channel.SendMessageAsync("It's the " + days + "st of October, " + (date.Year - 1)); } } if (message.Content.StartsWith("!cat ")) { await message.Channel.SendMessageAsync("https://cataas.com/cat/says/" + Uri.EscapeDataString(message.Content.Substring(5)) + "?" + _rnd.Next()); } else if (message.Content == "!cat") { await message.Channel.SendMessageAsync("https://cataas.com/cat?" + _rnd.Next()); } if (message.Content == "!dog") { try { HttpClient dogFetcher = new HttpClient(); var temp = await dogFetcher.GetStringAsync("https://dog.ceo/api/breeds/image/random"); dynamic dogguJson = JObject.Parse(temp); await message.Channel.SendMessageAsync((string)dogguJson.message); } catch (Exception exc) { await message.Channel.SendMessageAsync("Något gick jättefel :( " + exc.Message); } } if (message.Content == "!ping") { await message.Channel.SendMessageAsync("pong!"); } }