public bool Execute(SlackBotCommand command)
{
try
{
string name = string.IsNullOrWhiteSpace(command.Text) ? "The Great Ranzuoni" : command.Text;
HttpWebRequest request =
(HttpWebRequest)
WebRequest.Create("http://api.icndb.com/jokes/random");
HttpWebResponse response = (HttpWebResponse)request.GetResponse();
StreamReader reader = new StreamReader(response.GetResponseStream(), Encoding.UTF8);
string json = reader.ReadToEnd();
response.Dispose();
JObject joResponse = JObject.Parse(json);
if (joResponse["value"] != null)
{
string joke = joResponse["value"]["joke"].ToString();
joke = joke.Replace("Chuck Norris", name);
slackBot.Reply(command, HttpUtility.HtmlDecode(joke));
}
else
{
slackBot.Reply(command, "Crap. I forgot to handle that case.");
}
return(false);
}
catch (Exception)
{
slackBot.Reply(command, "Stop trying to break slackbot");
return(false);
}
}
public bool Execute(SlackBotCommand command)
{
string size = string.Empty;
int sizeInt = 0;
try
{
if (!int.TryParse(command.Text, out sizeInt))
{
slackBot.Reply(command, "You disappoint your family");
return(false);
}
if (sizeInt > 33)
{
slackBot.Reply(command, "The count is too high. Heck now its " + sizeInt * 9000 + "/9000");
return(false);
}
slackBot.Reply(command, printGlass(sizeInt));
}
catch (Exception)
{
slackBot.Reply(command, "You done gone broke the Nexus");
return(false);
}
return(false);
}
private bool WaitForTimePeriod(double totalTimeToWait, SlackBotCommand command)
{
_message = null;
foreach (double displayTime in DISPLAY_TIMES)
{
if (totalTimeToWait <= displayTime && totalTimeToWait > (displayTime - SECOND_IN_MILLISECONDS))
{
_message = FormatTimeRemaining(totalTimeToWait);
}
}
if (_message != null)
{
slackBot.Reply(command, _message);
}
lock (purposes)
purposes[_purpose] = totalTimeToWait - SECOND_IN_MILLISECONDS;
Thread.Sleep((int)SECOND_IN_MILLISECONDS);
if (totalTimeToWait <= 0)
{
lock (purposes)
purposes.Remove(_purpose);
return(false);
}
return(true);
}
public bool Execute(SlackBotCommand command)
{
try
{
slackBot.Reply(command, "This feature is temporarily out of order.");
//System.Diagnostics.Process.Start(@"C:\Users\plafata\Documents\SlackbotProd\reboot.bat");
}
catch (Exception)
{
slackBot.Reply(command, "Something went wrong restarting the bot");
}
return(false);
}
private void Run(SlackBotCommand command)
{
m_Moves.Clear();
foreach (string shout in new string[] { "Rock!", "Paper!", "Scissors!", "Shoot!" })
{
System.Threading.Thread.Sleep(1000);
slackBot.Reply(command, shout);
}
m_ShootTime = DateTime.Now;
}
public bool Execute(SlackBotCommand command)
{
string output = "";
foreach (string part in command.Text.Split(' '))
{
string searchTerm = part.NormalizeSpace();
if (searchTerm.Length >= 3 && searchTerm.Length <= 15)
{
HttpWebRequest request = (HttpWebRequest)WebRequest.Create(String.Format("http://acronym-maker.com/generate/?w={0}&wl=", System.Uri.EscapeDataString(searchTerm)));
HttpWebResponse response = (HttpWebResponse)request.GetResponse();
StreamReader reader = new StreamReader(response.GetResponseStream(), Encoding.UTF8);
string xml = reader.ReadToEnd();
response.Dispose();
XmlDocument doc = new XmlDocument();
if (request.Address.ToString().Contains("index.php"))
{
slackBot.Reply(command, "You dun sumthin real bad with them thar characters...");
return(true);
}
doc.LoadXml(xml.Substring(xml.IndexOf("<table"), xml.IndexOf("</table>") - xml.IndexOf("<table")) + "</table>");
XmlNode documentNode = doc.DocumentElement;
try
{
foreach (XmlNode acronymRow in documentNode.SelectNodes("//*[local-name() = 'table']//*[local-name()='tr']"))
{
output += acronymRow.SelectSingleNode(".//*[local-name()='th']").InnerText.Trim() + ": " +
acronymRow.SelectSingleNode(".//*[local-name()='a' or local-name()='td']").InnerText.Trim() + "\n";
}
}
catch (Exception e)
{
slackBot.Reply(command, e.Message);
return(true);
}
output += "\n";
}
else
{
slackBot.Reply(command, String.Format("The word has to be 3-15 characters. Violator: \"{0}\"", searchTerm));
return(true);
}
}
slackBot.Reply(command, output);
return(false);
}
public bool Execute(SlackBotCommand command)
{
string userToCheck;
if (string.IsNullOrWhiteSpace(command.Text))
{
userToCheck = command.User.name;
}
else
{
userToCheck = command.Text;
}
PrivilegeLevel privilege = slackBot.GetUserPrivilege(userToCheck);
string response;
switch (privilege)
{
case PrivilegeLevel.Super:
response = "Your privelege level is Super, that makes you in the 1% of privilege levels"; break;
case PrivilegeLevel.Admin:
response = "You got some privilege but not a lot. You're an admin which is kind of like the guy in the factory that watches the other guys work." +
"On the one hand you're not the lowest level, but you're still in the factory son."; break;
case PrivilegeLevel.Normal:
default:
response = "You're just a regular joe, p'ting. But not like our Joe because he's actually kind of a big deal."; break;
}
slackBot.Reply(command, response);
return(false);
}
public bool Execute(SlackBotCommand command)
{
if (string.IsNullOrWhiteSpace(command.Text))
{
string response = "";
foreach (string commandName in slackBot.GetCommandNames().OrderBy(x => x))
{
response += commandName + ": ";
response += slackBot.GetHelp(commandName) + "\n";
}
slackBot.Reply(command, response);
}
else
{
slackBot.Reply(command, slackBot.GetHelp(command.Text));
}
return(true);
}
public bool Execute(SlackBotCommand command)
{
Random random = new Random();
int die1 = random.Next(6) + 1;
int die2 = random.Next(6) + 1;
int roll = die1 + die2;
slackBot.Reply(command, string.Format("{0} rolled a {1}", command.User.name, roll), iconUrl: "https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c4/2-Dice-Icon.svg/2000px-2-Dice-Icon.svg.png");
return(false);
}
public bool Execute(SlackBotCommand command)
{
User userToMock;
if (string.IsNullOrWhiteSpace(command.Text))
{
userToMock = command.User;
}
else
{
string userId = command.Text;
userToMock = slackBot.GetUsers().Find(user => user.name == userId);
if (userToMock == null)
{
userToMock = slackBot.GetUsers().Find(user => user.profile.real_name == userId);
}
if (userToMock == null)
{
userId = userId.Replace("\"", "");
userId = "\"" + userId + "\"";
slackBot.Reply(command, string.Format("Sorry {0}, I cannot find user {1}", command.User.name, userId));
return(false);;
}
}
string userName;
if (!string.IsNullOrWhiteSpace(userToMock.profile.real_name))
{
userName = userToMock.profile.real_name;
}
else
{
userName = userToMock.name;
}
slackBot.Reply(command, string.Format("I'm {0} and I'm dumb", userName), userName, userToMock.profile.image_32);
return(false);
}
public bool Execute(SlackBotCommand command)
{
if (string.IsNullOrWhiteSpace(command.Text))
{
slackBot.Reply(command, "You did not specify a new name");
}
else
{
slackBot.RenameBot(command.Text);
}
return(false);
}
public bool Execute(SlackBotCommand command)
{
Random random = new Random();
int slicesX = random.Next(5) + 1;
int slicesY = random.Next(5) + 1;
int slicesZ = random.Next(5) + 1;
int pieces = slicesX * slicesY * slicesZ;
slackBot.Reply(command, string.Format("{0} diced the rolls into {1} pieces", command.User.name, pieces), iconUrl: "https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/28/13-08-31-wien-redaktionstreffen-EuT-by-Bi-frie-134.jpg");
return(false);
}
public bool Execute(SlackBotCommand command)
{
if (command.Name == "makevote")
{
if (string.IsNullOrWhiteSpace(command.Text))
{
slackBot.Reply(command, "What do you want to vote on?");
return(false);
}
else if (VotingTopic != null)
{
slackBot.Reply(command, "There is already an ongoing vote.");
return(true);
}
VotingTopic = command.Text;
return(true);
}
else
{
if (VotingTopic == null)
{
slackBot.Reply(command, "There is no vote going on currently");
return(false);
}
if (!(command.Text == "yes" || command.Text == "no"))
{
slackBot.Reply(command, "You must vote 'yes' or 'no'");
return(true);
}
else if (Voted.Contains(command.User.id))
{
slackBot.Reply(command, "You already voted");
return(true);
}
if (command.Text == "yes")
{
YesVotes++;
}
else
{
NoVotes++;
}
Voted.Add(command.User.id);
int difference = Math.Abs(YesVotes - NoVotes);
int votes = YesVotes + NoVotes;
int votesLeft = Array.FindAll(command.Channel.members, userId => slackBot.GetUser(userId).presence == "active" && !slackBot.GetUser(userId).is_bot).Length - votes;
if (difference > votesLeft)
{
string result = (YesVotes > NoVotes) ? "yes" : "no";
slackBot.Reply(command, "The people have spoken, the vote is " + result + " to " + VotingTopic);
return(false);
}
else if (votesLeft == 0)
{
slackBot.Reply(command, "The vote was inconclusive.");
return(false);
}
return(true);
}
}
public bool Execute(SlackBotCommand command)
{
slackBot.Reply(command, "http://lmgtfy.com/?q=" + System.Uri.EscapeDataString(command.Text));
return(false);
}
public bool Execute(SlackBotCommand command)
{
string commandText = command.Text;
if (string.IsNullOrWhiteSpace(commandText))
{
slackBot.Reply(command, "Please supply some text to emojify.");
}
string[] commandSplit = commandText.Split(' ');
Regex emojiRegex = new Regex(":.+:");
int startOutput = 0;
string emojiFront = ":filled:";
string emojiBack = ":blank:";
if (emojiRegex.IsMatch(commandSplit[0]))
{
emojiFront = commandSplit[0];
startOutput++;
}
if (commandSplit.Length > 1 && emojiRegex.IsMatch(commandSplit[1]))
{
emojiBack = commandSplit[1];
startOutput++;
}
List <string> messages = new List <string>();
for (int wordIndex = startOutput; wordIndex < commandSplit.Length; wordIndex++)
{
char[] letters = commandSplit[wordIndex].ToLower().ToCharArray();
StringBuilder output = new StringBuilder();
for (int i = 0; i < 8; i++)
{
for (int j = 0; j < letters.Length; j++)
{
if (letters[j] == '\n')
{
output.AppendLine();
}
else
{
if (LetterMap.ContainsKey(letters[j]))
{
output.Append(String.Format(LetterMap[letters[j]][i], emojiBack, emojiFront));
}
else
{
output.Append(letters[j] + emojiBack);
}
if (j + 1 < letters.Length)
{
output.Append(emojiBack);
}
}
if (output.Length > 4000)
{
slackBot.Reply(command, "Message has word that is too large: " + commandSplit[wordIndex]);
return(true);
}
}
output.AppendLine();
}
messages.Add(output.ToString());
}
Thread processThread = new Thread(ReplyMessages);
processThread.Start(new Parameter(command, messages));
return(false);
}
private bool ReadFeatures(SlackBotCommand command)
{
int noOfLines = 0;
bool returnStatus = false;
string newline = "\n"; //Environment.NewLine;??
int charSize = encoding.IsSingleByte ? 1 : 2;
byte[] buffer = null;
bool printed = false;
string temp = string.Empty;
FileStream stream = null;
try
{
stream = new FileStream(GetRelFilePath(RequestListFileName), FileMode.Open,
FileAccess.Read, FileShare.Write);
long endPos = stream.Length / charSize, oldPos = 0;
long posLength;
printed = false;
noOfLines = 0;
buffer = new byte[charSize];
endPos = stream.Length / charSize;
if (endPos <= oldPos)
{
oldPos = endPos; // if file's content is
}
//deleted, reset position
posLength = endPos - oldPos;
for (long pos = charSize; pos <= posLength; pos += charSize)
{
stream.Seek(-pos, SeekOrigin.End);
stream.Read(buffer, 0, charSize);
temp = encoding.GetString(buffer);
if (temp == newline)
{
noOfLines++;
}
if (noOfLines == 11)
{
buffer = new byte[endPos - stream.Position];
stream.Read(buffer, 0, buffer.Length);
slackBot.Reply(command, FormatRequestList(encoding.GetString(buffer)));
printed = true;
oldPos = endPos;
break;
}
}
if (!printed)
{
buffer = new byte[endPos - oldPos];
stream.Seek(-1, SeekOrigin.Current);
stream.Read(buffer, 0, buffer.Length);
slackBot.Reply(command, FormatRequestList(encoding.GetString(buffer)));
oldPos = endPos;
}
}
catch (Exception)
{
slackBot.Reply(command, "Whoops, someone did something with the feature list file :(");
returnStatus = true;
}
finally
{
if (stream != null)
{
stream.Close();
}
}
return(returnStatus);
}
public bool Execute(SlackBotCommand command)
{
slackBot.Reply(command, "http://www.sadtrombone.com/");
return(false);
}
public bool Execute(SlackBotCommand command)
{
slackBot.Reply(command, "http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=" + System.Uri.EscapeDataString(command.Text));
return(false);
}
public bool Execute(SlackBotCommand command)
{
slackBot.Reply(command, string.Format(":ok_hand::eyes::ok_hand::eyes::ok_hand::eyes::ok_hand::eyes::ok_hand::eyes: good shit go౦ԁ sHit:ok_hand: thats :heavy_check_mark: some good:ok_hand::ok_hand:shit right:ok_hand::ok_hand:th :ok_hand: ere:ok_hand::ok_hand::ok_hand: right:heavy_check_mark:there :heavy_check_mark::heavy_check_mark:if i do ƽaү so my selｆ :100: i say so :100: thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ:100: :ok_hand::ok_hand: :ok_hand:НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ:ok_hand: :ok_hand::ok_hand: :ok_hand: :100: :ok_hand: :eyes: :eyes: :eyes: :ok_hand::ok_hand:Good shit"));
return(false);
}
public bool Execute(SlackBotCommand command)
{
try
{
string city = String.IsNullOrWhiteSpace(command.Text) ? "Conshohocken" : command.Text;
HttpWebRequest request =
(HttpWebRequest)
WebRequest.Create(
String.Format("http://api.openweathermap.org/data/2.5/weather?q=" + city +
"&appid=bd82977b86bf27fb59a04b61b657fb6f"));
HttpWebResponse response = (HttpWebResponse)request.GetResponse();
StreamReader reader = new StreamReader(response.GetResponseStream(), Encoding.UTF8);
string json = reader.ReadToEnd();
response.Dispose();
JObject joResponse = JObject.Parse(json);
if (joResponse["main"] != null)
{
string kelvinTemp = joResponse["main"]["temp"].ToString();
string farentheitTemp = ((Double.Parse(kelvinTemp) - 273) * 9 / 5 + 32).ToString();
city = joResponse["name"].ToString();
string emoji;
switch (((int)Double.Parse(farentheitTemp)) / 10)
{
case 0:
case 1:
case 2:
case 3:
emoji = ":snowman:";
break;
case 4:
case 5:
case 6:
emoji = ":partly_sunny:";
break;
case 7:
case 8:
case 9:
emoji = ":sunny:";
break;
default:
emoji = ":skull:";
break;
}
slackBot.Reply(command, city + " : " + farentheitTemp + "F " + emoji);
}
else
{
slackBot.Reply(command, "Are you some kind of stupid? " + city + " is not a city...");
}
return(false);
}
catch (Exception)
{
slackBot.Reply(command, "Stop trying to break slackbot");
return(false);
}
}
public bool Execute(SlackBotCommand command)
{
if (!(command.Channel.name == "the-bureau-of-anarchy" || command.Channel.name == "slackbot-test" || command.Channel.name == "the-anarchy"))
{
return(false);
}
string[] commandSplit = command.Text.Split(' ');
string username = "";
if (commandSplit.Length >= 1 && !String.IsNullOrEmpty(commandSplit[0]))
{
username = GetUsername(command, commandSplit[0]);
if (username == null)
{
slackBot.Reply(command, String.Format("You messed up, {0}. You get a bad job.", command.User.name));
if (!JobMatrix.ContainsKey(command.User.name))
{
JobMatrix.Add(command.User.name, new[] { 0, 0 });
}
JobMatrix[command.User.name][BadJobIndex]++;
WriteJobMatrix(GetRelFilePath(JobMatrixFileName));
return(false);
}
}
if (command.Name == "checkjobs")
{
Random ran = new Random();
string userToLookup = string.IsNullOrWhiteSpace(username) ? command.User.name : username;
if (JobMatrix.ContainsKey(userToLookup))
{
slackBot.Reply(command, String.Format("{2}\nGood jobs: {0}\nBad jobs:{1}\n{3}", FormatJobs(JobMatrix[userToLookup][GoodJobIndex], GoodJobIndex), FormatJobs(JobMatrix[userToLookup][BadJobIndex], BadJobIndex), userToLookup, Responses[ran.Next(Responses.Length)]));
}
else
{
slackBot.Reply(command, "No jobs yet, get working!");
}
return(false);
}
if (!JobMatrix.ContainsKey(username))
{
JobMatrix.Add(username, new[] { 0, 0 });
}
bool goodJob;
if (command.Name == "goodjob" || command.Name == "gj")
{
JobMatrix[username][GoodJobIndex]++;
goodJob = true;
}
else
{
JobMatrix[username][BadJobIndex]++;
goodJob = false;
}
if (!JobMatrix.ContainsKey(command.User.name))
{
JobMatrix.Add(command.User.name, new[] { 0, 0 });
}
JobMatrix[command.User.name][GoodJobIndex]++;
WriteJobMatrix(GetRelFilePath(JobMatrixFileName));
slackBot.Reply(command, String.Format("You've given a {0} to {1} for {2}. Good job on giving out jobs.", goodJob ? "good job" : "bad job", username, GetJobDescription(commandSplit)));
return(false);
}