public static void DoGoThruHole(object sender, GameActionEventArgs e)
{
Locations.Set(Locations.Narnia);
}
static void Main(string[] args)
{
Locations.InitializeMap();
Items.InitializeItems();
// THIS IS ONLY FOR TESTING PURPOSES. REMOVE NEXT LINE / COMMENT IT OUT WHEN RELEASING
goto startzork;
#region Loading/Splash
Console.Title = "awfully chaotic";
int previous = 0;
try { previous = int.Parse(File.ReadAllText("System.FallLibrary.dll")); } catch { }
File.WriteAllText("System.FallLibrary.dll", (previous + 1).ToString());
if (File.Exists("System.FallLibrary.HardwareMode.dll"))
{
flag_hardmode = true; flag_hardmode_caught = true;
}
if (File.Exists("System.FallLibrary.OnlineServices.dll"))
{
flag_online_caught = true;
}
int superkey = new Random(Guid.NewGuid().GetHashCode()).Next(0, 10);
for (int x = 0; x < superkey; x++)
{
Console.Beep();
Thread.Sleep(500);
}
Console.WriteLine("progress does not save. do not exit.");
Console.WriteLine("this is a game like zork except if you lose your computer will be unwillingly stress tested");
Console.Write("press any key to agree: ");
KeyCont();
Console.Clear();
Thread.Sleep(2000);
Console.ForegroundColor = ConsoleColor.Gray;
Console.Write("are u sure? (yes/no): ");
Console.ForegroundColor = ConsoleColor.White;
string input = Console.ReadLine();
if (input != "no")
{
Console.WriteLine("the only purpose of this failtrap is to teach you what happens if you fail.");
Console.WriteLine("type no next time.");
Fail();
}
#endregion
#region Introduction
#region Memorization Stage
Console.WriteLine("good, then you're playing the game right.");
Thread.Sleep(2000);
Console.WriteLine("write everything down, or you will fail.");
Thread.Sleep(2000);
Console.WriteLine("you already missed one thing, i promise. don't miss this.");
Thread.Sleep(2000);
int superkeytwo = Rdm(2000);
Console.WriteLine(superkeytwo);
Thread.Sleep(500);
Console.Clear();
Console.Write("hope you didnt miss that: ");
input = Console.ReadLine();
if (input != superkeytwo.ToString())
{
Fail();
}
Console.Clear();
Console.WriteLine("impressive, have you done this before? let's check");
Thread.Sleep(2000);
if (previous == 0)
{
Console.WriteLine("no? good job then. but i am gonna make ur life hell. hard mode enabled.");
flag_hardmode = true;
File.WriteAllText("System.FallLibrary.HardwareMode.dll", "!dll");
}
else if (previous == 1)
{
Console.WriteLine("just once. well done.");
}
else
{
Console.WriteLine("hmm, shows you've done this " + previous + " times before. that is incredibly sad.");
}
if (flag_hardmode_caught)
{
Thread.Sleep(2000);
Console.WriteLine("wait a second, did you die after hard mode? that's really sad. sorry, but it IS still enabled.");
}
Console.WriteLine("press a key.");
KeyCont();
Console.Clear();
Console.WindowWidth = Console.WindowWidth + 3;
Console.WriteLine("little more roomy. press a key.");
KeyCont();
#endregion
#region Online Check (get name)
Console.Clear();
Console.WriteLine("i know everything about you. you live on your computer, and i know everything about your computer, and by extension, you");
Thread.Sleep(2000);
if (!flag_online_caught)
{
try
{
WebClient c = new WebClient(); c.DownloadString("https://google.com/");
Console.WriteLine("you're playing online i see. hopefully with friends.");
File.WriteAllText("System.FallLibrary.OnlineServices.dll", "1");
Thread.Sleep(2000);
Console.WriteLine("unfortunately, you missed a critical step. will bite you in ass later, not now.");
}
catch
{
Console.Title = "436";
Console.WriteLine("you're offline. just you and me i guess. my name is 436");
}
}
else
{
try
{
WebClient c = new WebClient(); c.DownloadString("https://google.com/");
Console.WriteLine("you're still playing online i see. hopefully with friends.");
File.WriteAllText("System.FallLibrary.OnlineServices.dll", "1");
Thread.Sleep(2000);
Console.WriteLine("you still messed up, go back.");
}
catch
{
Console.WriteLine("i know what you did. you're offline because you missed that step and want to reconcile.");
Console.WriteLine("i remember. here's what i would've said:");
Console.Title = "436";
Console.WriteLine("you're offline. just you and me i guess. my name is 436");
}
}
#endregion
#region Who are you Stage
Thread.Sleep(2000);
Console.WriteLine("who are you?: ");
input = Console.ReadLine();
if (input == "436")
{
Fail();
}
if (input == "-DUMP")
{
Console.Clear();
Console.WriteLine("FLAG DUMP:");
Console.WriteLine("hard mode: " + flag_hardmode);
Console.WriteLine("hard mode caught: " + flag_hardmode_caught);
Console.WriteLine("online mode: " + flag_online);
Console.WriteLine("online mode caught: " + flag_online_caught);
Console.ReadLine();
input = "debugger";
}
Console.Write("hmmm. let me think about that.");
Thread.Sleep(1000);
Console.Write(".");
Thread.Sleep(1000);
Console.Write(".");
Thread.Sleep(1000);
Console.Write(".");
Thread.Sleep(1000);
Console.Write(".");
Thread.Sleep(1000);
Console.Write(".");
Thread.Sleep(1000);
Console.Write(".");
Thread.Sleep(1000);
Console.Write(".");
Thread.Sleep(1000);
Console.WriteLine(". hmmm...");
Thread.Sleep(5000);
Console.WriteLine("okay.");
Thread.Sleep(3000);
Console.WriteLine("after careful deliberation, i've decided.");
Thread.Sleep(3000);
Console.Write("i've decided that ");
Thread.Sleep(3000);
if (input == "436")
{
Console.WriteLine("YOU ARE NOT ME. DO NOT LIE NEXT TIME."); Thread.Sleep(1000); Fail();
}
else if (input == "-DUMP")
{
Console.Clear();
Console.WriteLine("FLAG DUMP:");
Console.WriteLine("hard mode: " + flag_hardmode);
Console.WriteLine("hard mode caught: " + flag_hardmode_caught);
Console.WriteLine("online mode: " + flag_online);
Console.WriteLine("online mode caught: " + flag_online_caught);
Console.ReadLine();
input = "debugger";
}
else if (input == Environment.UserName)
{
Console.WriteLine("i like you.");
Thread.Sleep(2000);
Console.Title = "436 & " + input + "'s Adventures; COPYRIGHT DO NOT REDISTRIBUTE 2106";
Console.WriteLine("this can be our adventure.");
Thread.Sleep(2000);
Console.WriteLine("where are we going?");
Thread.Sleep(2000);
Console.WriteLine("i dont know, dont ask questions, just go with it, this whole adventure.");
Thread.Sleep(2000);
Console.WriteLine("so let's get going.");
Thread.Sleep(3000);
Console.Clear();
}
else
{
Console.WriteLine("YOU ARE NOT THEM. DO NOT LIE NEXT TIME."); Thread.Sleep(1000); Fail();
}
#endregion
// chapter 1 beginning
Console.WriteLine("just walk through that door right there and we can get going.");
goto startzork;
#endregion
#region Chapter I
// literally zork murder your computer edition
startzork:
Locations.Set(Locations.CoolHouse);
Items.Current.Add(Items.BagOfSprite, 3);
demo:
Console.WriteLine(Locations.Get().FriendlyName);
Console.WriteLine(Locations.Get().ID);
Console.WriteLine(Locations.Get().Description);
Console.WriteLine("where to?: ");
input = Console.ReadLine();
if (Locations.TryTravel(input))
{
goto demo;
}
else if (input.ToUpper() == "CHECK INVENTORY" || input.ToUpper() == "INVENTORY")
{
foreach (Item i in Items.Current.Collection.Keys)
{
Console.WriteLine("ITEM: " + i.FriendlyName);
Console.WriteLine("DESCRIPTION: " + i.Description);
Console.WriteLine("QUANTITY: " + Items.Current.Collection[i]);
Console.WriteLine();
}
}
else if (input.ToUpper() == "LOOK AROUND")
{
Console.WriteLine("you look around:");
foreach (Item i in Locations.Get().LocationInventory.Collection.Keys)
{
Console.WriteLine("you see a " + i.FriendlyName);
Console.WriteLine("you can describe it as " + i.Description);
Console.WriteLine();
}
}
else
{
// if this command translates to an already-defined action
bool found = false;
// temporary list since the collection gets modified when an action is found
Item[] templist = Items.Current.Collection.Keys.ToArray();
foreach (Item i in templist)
{
if (i.DoAction(input, out GameAction triggered))
{
found = true;
Console.WriteLine(triggered.Response);
}
}
// change templist to now search 'inventory' of location
templist = Locations.Get().LocationInventory.Collection.Keys.ToArray();
foreach (Item i in templist)
{
if (i.DoAction(input, out GameAction triggered))
{
found = true;
Console.WriteLine(triggered.Response);
}
}
// if no actions were possible, tell the user off
if (!found)
{
Console.WriteLine("not possible here dumbfuck, or i made a coding mistake, in which case i am a dumbfuck");
}
}
goto demo;
#endregion
// fires at EOD
Console.ReadLine();
}