private static string EquinePlayerStr(V****a v****a, PlayerBase player) { string endlessCapacity = v****a.VaginalCapacity() > 1000 ? ", which it pretty much can." : "."; return(" It is longer and wider than a human c**t, and is surrounded by a dark-purple. With its full, puffy lips and a naturally larger size, it almost appears tailored to " + "take some of the largest cocks you can imagine" + endlessCapacity); }
//ngl, no idea how to make this sound unique, so i've just gone with capacity based text here. private static string HumanPlayerStr(V****a v****a, PlayerBase player) { ushort capacity = v****a.VaginalCapacity(); if (capacity > 1000) { return(" It is capable of handling utterly massive penetrations, far beyond what any normal human pussy could. "); } else if (capacity > 500) { return(" It is capable of handling penetrators of incredible size, well beyond what any normal human pussy could. "); } else if (capacity > 100) { return(" Despite its relatively normal appearance, it is able to handle larger penetrations without much issue. "); } else if (capacity > 50) { return(" While it appears relatively normal, it is able to handle above-average penetrations without too much of an issue. "); } else { return(" Its inner folds have a certain appeal, but are otherwise relatively normal. "); } }
private static string SandTrapPlayerStr(V****a v****a, PlayerBase player) { string endlessCapacity = v****a.VaginalCapacity() > 1000 ? ", which it pretty much is." : "."; return(" The inner folds are smooth and incredibly dark, making it appear to be endless" + endlessCapacity); }