public override async Task <Status> Handle(SuccMiscellaneousAction action, CancellationToken cancellationToken)
{
if (RandomProvider.GetThreadRandom().NextDouble() < 0.8d)
{
await NavigatorContext.GetTelegramClient().SendVideoAsync(NavigatorContext.GetTelegramChat() !, CoreLinks.Succ, cancellationToken: cancellationToken);
}
else
{
await NavigatorContext.GetTelegramClient().SendVideoAsync(NavigatorContext.GetTelegramChat() !, CoreLinks.SuccWithTeeth, cancellationToken: cancellationToken);
}
return(Success());
}
public override async Task <Status> Handle(SourceMiscellaneousAction action, CancellationToken cancellationToken)
{
if (RandomProvider.GetThreadRandom().NextDouble() <= 0.5d)
{
await NavigatorContext.GetTelegramClient().SendPhotoAsync(NavigatorContext.GetTelegramChat() !, CoreLinks.Source, cancellationToken: cancellationToken, replyToMessageId: action.Message.MessageId);
}
else
{
await NavigatorContext.GetTelegramClient().SendPhotoAsync(NavigatorContext.GetTelegramChat() !, CoreLinks.SourceChad, cancellationToken: cancellationToken, replyToMessageId: action.Message.MessageId);
}
return(Success());
}
public override async Task <Status> Handle(LetsMiscellaneousAction action, CancellationToken cancellationToken)
{
var stickerList = LetsGoHelper.LetsGoStickers;
var randomSticker = stickerList[RandomProvider.GetThreadRandom().Next(0, stickerList.Length)];
await NavigatorContext.GetTelegramClient().SendTextMessageAsync(NavigatorContext.GetTelegramChat() !, "F*****G", cancellationToken: cancellationToken);
await NavigatorContext.GetTelegramClient().SendTextMessageAsync(NavigatorContext.GetTelegramChat() !, "GO", cancellationToken: cancellationToken);
await NavigatorContext.GetTelegramClient().SendStickerAsync(NavigatorContext.GetTelegramChat() !, randomSticker, cancellationToken: cancellationToken);
return(Success());
}
public override async Task <Status> Handle(CagasteMiscellaneousAction action, CancellationToken cancellationToken)
{
if (RandomProvider.GetThreadRandom().NextDouble() <= 0.5d)
{
await NavigatorContext.GetTelegramClient().SendPhotoAsync(NavigatorContext.GetTelegramChat() !, CoreLinks.CagasteGoku, cancellationToken: cancellationToken);
}
else
{
await NavigatorContext.GetTelegramClient().SendPhotoAsync(NavigatorContext.GetTelegramChat() !, CoreLinks.CagasteShark, cancellationToken: cancellationToken);
}
return(Success());
}
public override async Task <Status> Handle(TraktorMiscellaneousAction action, CancellationToken cancellationToken)
{
if (RandomProvider.GetThreadRandom().NextDouble() <= 0.2d)
{
await NavigatorContext.GetTelegramClient().SendVideoAsync(NavigatorContext.GetTelegramChat() !, CoreLinks.BuenoFlipao, cancellationToken: cancellationToken);
}
else
{
await NavigatorContext.GetTelegramClient().SendVideoAsync(NavigatorContext.GetTelegramChat() !, CoreLinks.Traktor, cancellationToken: cancellationToken);
}
return(Success());
}
public override async Task <Status> Handle(UpctMiscellaneousAction action, CancellationToken cancellationToken)
{
var stickerString = RandomProvider.GetThreadRandom().NextDouble() > 0.2d
? "CAACAgQAAxkBAAJNW16eEHOauvBkLuaD-jL95s86vn2qAAJuAwACmOejAAEys6bCdTOD7RgE"
: "CAACAgQAAxkBAAJNXV6eEJLQHwl-8el7YOYYJUF9l8ymAAJZAgACkNStBjfoiv3ywvd8GAQ";
await NavigatorContext.GetTelegramClient().SendStickerAsync(NavigatorContext.GetTelegramChat() !, stickerString, cancellationToken: cancellationToken);
if (RandomProvider.GetThreadRandom().NextDouble() > 0.8d)
{
await NavigatorContext.GetTelegramClient().SendTextMessageAsync(NavigatorContext.GetTelegramChat() !, "cAmPuS dE eXcElEnCiA iNtErNaCiOnAl", cancellationToken: cancellationToken);
}
return(Success());
}
public override async Task <Status> Handle(NFTMiscellaneousAction action, CancellationToken cancellationToken)
{
var nft = new List <string>
{
CoreLinks.NFT,
CoreLinks.NFToad,
CoreLinks.NFTractor,
CoreLinks.NFTattoo,
CoreLinks.NFTu
}.GetRandomFromList();
await NavigatorContext.GetTelegramClient().SendPhotoAsync(NavigatorContext.GetTelegramChat() !, nft, cancellationToken: cancellationToken);
return(Success());
}
public override async Task <Status> Handle(IpadMiscellaneousAction action, CancellationToken cancellationToken)
{
if (RandomProvider.GetThreadRandom().NextDouble() >= 0.5)
{
await NavigatorContext.GetTelegramClient().SendPhotoAsync(NavigatorContext.GetTelegramChat() !, CoreLinks.Ipad, "tEnGo Un IpAd", cancellationToken: cancellationToken);
}
else
{
var bytes = Convert.FromBase64String(CoreResources.IpadAudio);
await using var stream = await new StreamContent(new MemoryStream(bytes)).ReadAsStreamAsync();
await NavigatorContext.GetTelegramClient().SendVoiceAsync(NavigatorContext.GetTelegramChat() !, new InputMedia(stream, "ipad"), duration: 5, cancellationToken: cancellationToken);
}
return(Success());
}
public override async Task <Status> Handle(BadBotInteractiveAction action, CancellationToken cancellationToken)
{
var reactions = new List <string>
{
"Sowwry uwu",
"Perdoooooooon",
"... :(",
"Habla con mis dueños para que me arreglen òwó",
"Acho que no es mi culpa, me programaron así"
};
var response = reactions.GetRandomFromList();
await NavigatorContext.GetTelegramClient().SendTextMessageAsync(NavigatorContext.GetTelegramChat() !, response, cancellationToken: cancellationToken);
return(Success());
}
public override async Task <Status> Handle(DefaultInlineAction action, CancellationToken cancellationToken)
{
var responses = new List <InlineQueryResultArticle>();
foreach (var(id, title, url) in Links)
{
responses.Add(new InlineQueryResultArticle(id, title, new InputTextMessageContent(url))
{
Url = url,
HideUrl = true,
Description = url,
ThumbUrl = "https://fosc.space/img/Logo-invert.webp"
});
}
await NavigatorContext.GetTelegramClient().AnswerInlineQueryAsync(action.InlineQuery.Id, responses, cancellationToken: cancellationToken);
return(Success());
}
public override async Task <Status> Handle(LigmaMiscellaneousAction action, CancellationToken cancellationToken)
{
if (RandomProvider.GetThreadRandom().NextDouble() >= 0.75)
{
var bytes = Convert.FromBase64String(CoreResources.LigmaHardAudio);
await using var stream = await new StreamContent(new MemoryStream(bytes)).ReadAsStreamAsync();
await NavigatorContext.GetTelegramClient().SendVoiceAsync(NavigatorContext.GetTelegramChat() !, new InputMedia(stream, LIGMA_TEXT.ToUpper()), duration: 4, cancellationToken: cancellationToken);
}
else
{
var bytes = Convert.FromBase64String(CoreResources.LigmaSoftAudio);
await using var stream = await new StreamContent(new MemoryStream(bytes)).ReadAsStreamAsync();
await NavigatorContext.GetTelegramClient().SendVoiceAsync(NavigatorContext.GetTelegramChat() !, new InputMedia(stream, LIGMA_TEXT), duration: 3, cancellationToken: cancellationToken);
}
return(Success());
}
public override async Task <Status> Handle(PingInteractiveAction action, CancellationToken cancellationToken)
{
var requestTime = action.Timestamp;
var messageTime = action.Message.Date;
var delaySinceMessageWasSent = requestTime - messageTime;
if (delaySinceMessageWasSent.TotalSeconds < 12)
{
await NavigatorContext.GetTelegramClient().SendTextMessageAsync(NavigatorContext.GetTelegramChat() !, $"🟩 toy refinisimo bro. Delay: {delaySinceMessageWasSent.TotalSeconds}s", cancellationToken: cancellationToken, replyToMessageId: action.Message.MessageId);
}
else if (delaySinceMessageWasSent.TotalSeconds < 30)
{
await NavigatorContext.GetTelegramClient().SendTextMessageAsync(NavigatorContext.GetTelegramChat() !, $"🟧 toy F bro. Delay: {delaySinceMessageWasSent.TotalSeconds}s", cancellationToken: cancellationToken, replyToMessageId: action.Message.MessageId);
}
else
{
await NavigatorContext.GetTelegramClient().SendTextMessageAsync(NavigatorContext.GetTelegramChat() !, $"🟥 toy joya sosio arreglame ya por dio. Delay: {delaySinceMessageWasSent.TotalSeconds}s", cancellationToken: cancellationToken, replyToMessageId: action.Message.MessageId);
}
return(Success());
}
public override async Task <Status> Handle(DefaultFallbackAction action, CancellationToken cancellationToken)
{
if (!string.IsNullOrWhiteSpace(action.Message.Text) && Bottomify.IsEncoded(action.Message.Text))
{
await NavigatorContext.GetTelegramClient().SendTextMessageAsync(NavigatorContext.GetTelegramChat() !,
$"`Fellow humans I have decoded these words of wisdom:` \n_{Bottomify.DecodeString(action.Message.Text)}_",
ParseMode.Markdown,
cancellationToken: cancellationToken);
}
if (RandomProvider.GetThreadRandom().Next(0, 600) < 598)
{
return(Success());
}
var sentence = string.Empty;
var odds = RandomProvider.GetThreadRandom().Next(0, 20);
if (odds >= 0 && odds < 5)
{
sentence = await _lipsumService.GetBacon(cancellationToken : cancellationToken);
}
else if (odds >= 5 && odds < 10)
{
sentence = await _lipsumService.GetMetaphorSentence(cancellationToken : cancellationToken);
}
else if (action.Message.Text?.Split(' ').Length > 3)
{
sentence = MockFilter.Apply(action.Message.Text);
}
if (!string.IsNullOrWhiteSpace(sentence))
{
await NavigatorContext.GetTelegramClient().SendTextMessageAsync(NavigatorContext.GetTelegramChat() !, sentence, ParseMode.Markdown,
replyToMessageId: action.Message.MessageId, cancellationToken: cancellationToken);
}
return(Success());
}
public override async Task <Status> Handle(ElegantMiscellaneousAction action, CancellationToken cancellationToken)
{
await NavigatorContext.GetTelegramClient().SendVideoAsync(NavigatorContext.GetTelegramChat() !, CoreLinks.Elegant, caption: Quote, cancellationToken: cancellationToken);
return(Success());
}
public override async Task <Status> Handle(NopeCommandAction action, CancellationToken cancellationToken)
{
await NavigatorContext.GetTelegramClient().SendVideoAsync(NavigatorContext.GetTelegramChat() !, CoreLinks.Nope, cancellationToken: cancellationToken);
return(Success());
}
public override async Task <Status> Handle(UpctCommandAction action, CancellationToken cancellationToken)
{
await NavigatorContext.GetTelegramClient().SendStickerAsync(NavigatorContext.GetTelegramChat() !, "CAACAgQAAxkBAAJNW16eEHOauvBkLuaD-jL95s86vn2qAAJuAwACmOejAAEys6bCdTOD7RgE", cancellationToken: cancellationToken);
return(Success());
}
public override async Task <Status> Handle(SteMenMiscellaneousAction action, CancellationToken cancellationToken)
{
await NavigatorContext.GetTelegramClient().SendPhotoAsync(NavigatorContext.GetTelegramChat() !, CoreLinks.Stemen, cancellationToken: cancellationToken);
return(Success());
}
public override async Task <Status> Handle(FlatterInteractiveAction action, CancellationToken cancellationToken)
{
var choice = RandomProvider.GetThreadRandom().Next(0, 8);
switch (choice)
{
case 0:
await NavigatorContext.GetTelegramClient().SendTextMessageAsync(NavigatorContext.GetTelegramChat() !, "De nada hermozo 😘", cancellationToken: cancellationToken, replyToMessageId: action.Message.MessageId);
break;
case 1:
// Smiling rani
await NavigatorContext.GetTelegramClient().SendStickerAsync(NavigatorContext.GetTelegramChat() !, "CAACAgIAAxkBAAEDJMNhdZKneWmWSMJ-5BOOyTK5y4dRpgACCgEAAjDUnRFWVFdpxm65byEE", cancellationToken: cancellationToken, replyToMessageId: action.Message.MessageId);
break;
case 2:
// Moon smiling broken
await NavigatorContext.GetTelegramClient().SendStickerAsync(NavigatorContext.GetTelegramChat() !, "CAACAgIAAxkBAAEDJMlhdZQmchXArRkMCRchHWpgPNLZfgACQQoAAiqWeEhXs1wuuE0lniEE", cancellationToken: cancellationToken, replyToMessageId: action.Message.MessageId);
break;
case 3:
// Me aburris tio
await NavigatorContext.GetTelegramClient().SendStickerAsync(NavigatorContext.GetTelegramChat() !, "CAACAgQAAxkBAAEDJMthdZQwLAIyUcECwynw-TuPe_87fAACUgMAApjnowABWVTvcB6NosQhBA", cancellationToken: cancellationToken, replyToMessageId: action.Message.MessageId);
break;
case 4:
// P4 Arch broken
await NavigatorContext.GetTelegramClient().SendStickerAsync(NavigatorContext.GetTelegramChat() !, "CAACAgQAAxkBAAEDJM1hdZU5WpnzPHDOqI1SLIc5oZuz9gACWwIAApDUrQYyy_1Go-xzYiEE", cancellationToken: cancellationToken, replyToMessageId: action.Message.MessageId);
break;
case 5:
// Croco nice
await NavigatorContext.GetTelegramClient().SendStickerAsync(NavigatorContext.GetTelegramChat() !, "CAACAgIAAxkBAAEDJNFhdZYD0vurwr7VikMz-SbM0TDhSgACLgkAAhhC7ghmx6Iwr7yx9CEE", cancellationToken: cancellationToken, replyToMessageId: action.Message.MessageId);
break;
case 6:
// like
await NavigatorContext.GetTelegramClient().SendTextMessageAsync(NavigatorContext.GetTelegramChat() !, "Dale a like y suscribete", cancellationToken: cancellationToken, replyToMessageId: action.Message.MessageId);
break;
case 7:
// ram
await NavigatorContext.GetTelegramClient().SendTextMessageAsync(NavigatorContext.GetTelegramChat() !, "Me alegro de poder ayudar. Oye, ¿te sobra un stick de ram?", cancellationToken: cancellationToken, replyToMessageId: action.Message.MessageId);
break;
}
if (await _distributedCache.GetAsync($"_{nameof(QuestionsInteractiveActionHandler)}_{NavigatorContext.GetTelegramChat().Id}", cancellationToken) is not null)
{
await _distributedCache.RemoveAsync($"_{nameof(QuestionsInteractiveActionHandler)}_{NavigatorContext.GetTelegramChat().Id}", cancellationToken);
}
return(Success());
}
public override async Task <Status> Handle(P4CockCommandAction action, CancellationToken cancellationToken)
{
await NavigatorContext.GetTelegramClient().SendStickerAsync(NavigatorContext.GetTelegramChat() !, P4Sticker, cancellationToken: cancellationToken);
return(Success());
}
public override async Task <Status> Handle(StartCommandAction action, CancellationToken cancellationToken)
{
await NavigatorContext.GetTelegramClient().SendTextMessageAsync(NavigatorContext.GetTelegramChat() !, CoreResources.StartText, ParseMode.Markdown, cancellationToken: cancellationToken);
return(Success());
}
public override async Task <Status> Handle(YesMiscellaneousAction action, CancellationToken cancellationToken)
{
await NavigatorContext.GetTelegramClient().SendStickerAsync(NavigatorContext.GetTelegramChat() !, Yes, cancellationToken: cancellationToken);
return(Success());
}
public override async Task <Status> Handle(ForOurStolenCodeMiscellaneousAction action, CancellationToken cancellationToken)
{
await NavigatorContext.GetTelegramClient().SendVideoAsync(NavigatorContext.GetTelegramChat() !, CoreLinks.Orks, cancellationToken: cancellationToken);
return(Success());
}
