internal static string SackDescription(IBalls balls)
{
if (balls.count == 0)
{
return("prostate");
}
return(Utils.RandomChoice("scrotum", "sack", "nutsack", "ballsack", "beanbag", "pouch"));
}
//size strings
internal static string SizeText(IBalls balls, bool precise)
{
if (precise)
{
return(SimpleSizeStr(balls));
}
else
{
return(SizeStr(balls));
}
}
//count related
internal static string CountText(IBalls balls, bool preciseCount, bool withArticle)
{
if (preciseCount)
{
return(SimpleCountStr(balls, withArticle));
}
else
{
return(CountStr(balls, withArticle));
}
}
internal static string LongDescription(IBalls balls, bool simplified, bool alternateFormat, bool prostateIfNoBalls, out bool isPlural)
{
if (balls.count == 0)
{
isPlural = false;
return(alternateFormat ? "a prostate" : "prostate");
}
else
{
isPlural = balls.count != 1;
return(CountText(balls, simplified, alternateFormat) + SizeText(balls, simplified) + BallsNoun(balls.count != 1));
}
}
internal static string SizeDescription(IBalls balls, bool preciseSize, out bool isPlural)
{
if (balls.count == 0)
{
isPlural = true;
return("non-existent balls");
}
else
{
isPlural = balls.count != 1;
return(SizeText(balls, preciseSize) + BallsNoun(balls.count != 1));
}
}
private static string SizeStr(IBalls balls)
{
if (balls.size >= 18)
{
return("hideously swollen and oversized ");
}
else if (balls.size >= 15)
{
return("beachball-sized ");
}
else if (balls.size >= 12)
{
return("watermelon-sized ");
}
else if (balls.size >= 9)
{
return("basketball-sized ");
}
else if (balls.size >= 7)
{
return("soccerball-sized ");
}
else if (balls.size >= 5)
{
return("cantaloupe-sized ");
}
else if (balls.size >= 4)
{
return("grapefruit-sized ");
}
else if (balls.size >= 3)
{
return("apple-sized ");
}
else if (balls.size >= 2)
{
return("baseball-sized ");
}
else if (balls.size > 1)
{
return("large ");
}
else
{
return("");
}
}
internal static string CountDescription(IBalls balls, bool simplifiedCount, bool alternateFormat, bool prostateIfNoBalls, out bool isPlural)
{
if (balls.count == 0 && prostateIfNoBalls)
{
isPlural = false;
return(alternateFormat ? "a prostate" : "prostate");
}
else if (balls.count == 0)
{
isPlural = true;
return(alternateFormat ? "a distinct lack of balls" : "lack of balls");
}
else
{
isPlural = balls.count != 1;
return(CountText(balls, simplifiedCount, alternateFormat) + BallsNoun(balls.count != 1));
}
}
private static string CountStr(IBalls balls, bool withArticle)
{
if (balls.count == 0)
{
return(withArticle ? "a distinct lack of" : "lack of");
}
else if (balls.count == 1)
{
if (withArticle)
{
return(Utils.RandomChoice("a single ", "a solitary ", "a lone ", "an individual "));
}
else
{
return(Utils.RandomChoice("single ", "solitary ", "lone ", "individual "));
}
}
else if (balls.count == 2)
{
if (withArticle)
{
return(Utils.RandomChoice("a pair of ", "two ", "a duo of "));
}
else
{
return(Utils.RandomChoice("pair of ", "two ", "duo of "));
}
}
else if (balls.count == 4)
{
return(Utils.RandomChoice("four ", "quadruple ", "two pairs of ", (withArticle ? "a quartette of" : "quartette of ")));
}
else
{
if (withArticle)
{
return(Utils.RandomChoice("a multitude of ", "many ", "a large handful of ", Utils.NumberAsText(balls.count / 2) + "pairs of "));
}
else
{
return(Utils.RandomChoice("multitude of ", "many ", "large handful of ", Utils.NumberAsText(balls.count / 2) + "pairs of "));
}
}
}
private static string SimpleCountStr(IBalls balls, bool withArticle)
{
if (balls.count == 0)
{
return(withArticle ? "a distinct lack of " : "lack of ");
}
else if (balls.count == 1)
{
return(withArticle ? "a single " : "sole ");
}
else if (balls.count < 4)
{
return(withArticle ? "a pair of " : "pair of ");
}
else
{
return(Utils.NumberAsText(balls.count / 2) + " pairs of ");
}
}
private static string SimpleSizeStr(IBalls balls)
{
return(Measurement.ToNearestSmallUnit(balls.size, true, true, false));
}
internal static string FullDescription(IBalls balls, bool preciseMeasurements, bool alternateFormat, bool prostateIfNoBalls, out bool isPlural)
{
if (balls.count == 0 && prostateIfNoBalls)
{
isPlural = false;
return(FallbackProstateText(alternateFormat));
}
else if (balls.count == 0)
{
isPlural = true;
return(alternateFormat ? "a distinct lack of balls" : "lack of balls");
}
bool uniBall = balls.count == 1;
string description = "";
//count
description += CountText(balls, preciseMeasurements, alternateFormat);
//balls.ballSize (normal)
if (Utils.Rand(3) <= 1)
{
if (balls.size > 1 && !uniBall)
{
description += SizeText(balls, preciseMeasurements);
}
//balls.ballSize (UNIBALL)
else if (uniBall)
{
description += Utils.RandomChoice("tightly-compressed ", "snug ", "cute ", "pleasantly squeezed ", "compressed-together ");
}
}
//adjective:
//Descriptive
if (balls.hoursSinceLastCum >= 48 && Utils.RandBool())
{
description += Utils.RandomChoice("overflowing", "swollen", "cum-engorged");
}
//lusty
if (balls.relativeLust > 90 && (description == "") && Utils.RandBool())
{
description += Utils.RandomChoice("eager", "full", "needy", "desperate", "throbbing", "heated", "trembling", "quivering", "quaking");
}
//Slimy skin
if (balls.bodyType == BodyType.GOO)
{
if (description.Length != 0)
{
description += " ";
}
description += Utils.RandomChoice("goopey", "gooey", "slimy");
}
if (description.Length != 0)
{
description += " ";
}
description += BallsStrings.BallsNoun(balls.count != 1);
if (uniBall && Utils.RandBool())
{
if (Utils.Rand(3) == 0)
{
description += " merged into a cute, spherical package";
}
else if (Utils.RandBool())
{
description += " combined into a round, girlish shape";
}
else
{
description += " squeezed together into a perky, rounded form";
}
}
isPlural = !uniBall;
return(description);
}
