public bool ProcessMinorCommands(string chatLine) { bool cmdFound = true; if (customCommands != null) { foreach (BonusCommand command in customCommands) { if (chatLine.Contains("!" + command.Name.ToLower())) { SendChatMessage(command.Response); break; } } } if (chatLine.Contains("!about") || chatLine.Contains(userData.Name + " entered the game")) { SendChatMessage("^0Dyd^1zio's ^6Utility^1 - v. 0.0.9a"); } else if (chatLine.Contains("!paper")) { SendChatMessage("^7Paper ^3aka Alex Deane - one of worst shit on EU Lugormod. 0/10. Recently became more tolerable"); } else if (chatLine.Contains("!rico")) { SendChatMessage("^2R^0ico^3 - KFC chef, overall OK guy. Ancient player with long lugormod past"); } else if (chatLine.Contains("!mrk")) { SendChatMessage("^7Mr^0.^4K^3 - cool and very clever guy. Good friend. Maintainer of webchat and translator"); } else if (chatLine.Contains("!razot")) { SendChatMessage("^7Does this guy even play anymore? He keeps returning for a while to go back to cs:go 1 week later"); } else if (chatLine.Contains("!arsa")) { SendChatMessage("^1arsa^5 - strong skilltard saberist. Mean guy with stereotypal lugormod behavior"); } else if (chatLine.Contains("!pain")) { SendChatMessage("^0païn^1 - decent staffer. Nothing more to say about him"); } else if (chatLine.Contains("!exodus")) { SendChatMessage("^1Exodus^7 - 24/7 jkadst_hudx user. Fan of islamic nasheeds made by Lana Lmorhafato"); } else if (chatLine.Contains("!dog")) { SendChatMessage("^7dog^3 - decent merc, plays efficiently and makes rampage while online."); } else if (chatLine.Contains("!creature")) { SendChatMessage("^0creature^1 - really strong player, but nothing more. Recently less active"); } else if (chatLine.Contains("!alcany")) { SendChatMessage("^5A^7lcany^5 - moderate saberist with annoying jump attacks. Naive Trump supporter"); } else if (chatLine.Contains("!donkey")) { SendChatMessage("^2D^0onkey^5 - i-oo i-oo ia ia i-aa."); } else if (chatLine.Contains("!kalthani")) { SendChatMessage("^1K^0althani^6 - expert at joining one clan/faction multiple times. Low tier but fair player"); } else if (chatLine.Contains("!peteri")) { SendChatMessage("^4Peteri^1 - versatile player, kinda smart for his age, his account username means 'hrabin is dick'"); } else if (chatLine.Contains("!pete")) { SendChatMessage("^7pete^4`^3 - ridiculous player, funniest guy on server. Epic troll and very good merc"); } else if (chatLine.Contains("!sonic")) { SendChatMessage("^4S^6o^4n^6i^4c^6_^4x^6x^2 - ridiculous player, unfortunately in bad meaning of this word"); } else if (chatLine.Contains("!bob")) { SendChatMessage("^7bob^5 - good and smart player, server king that rarely wastes time on citizens"); } else if (chatLine.Contains("!ufo")) { SendChatMessage("^6Ufo^5 - strong and wise player, nice friend, deadly when angry"); } else if (chatLine.Contains("!aurora")) { SendChatMessage("^7Aurora - moderate strength, friendly player, tends to lame occasionally"); } else if (chatLine.Contains("!lumaya")) { SendChatMessage("^5L^7umaya^6 - good saberist, argues too much, he was less annoying in the past"); } else if (chatLine.Contains("!serbip1")) { SendChatMessage("^7Serbip1^1 - bad saberist, better at force, pretty smart young guy, comes from Gypsylandia"); } else if (chatLine.Contains("!swagrez")) { SendChatMessage("^7swagrez^4 - occasional jerk admin, complains about maps and many other stuff, bigmouth"); } else if (chatLine.Contains("!xenonk")) { SendChatMessage("^4X^0enonk^3 - ex-leader of apprentices, moderate saberist, friendly and intuitive. Lives in safe country"); } else if (chatLine.Contains("!elite")) { SendChatMessage("^7elite^2 - competent player, who avoids some chat wars. Definitely more tolerable than Arsa, Kitty etc"); } else if (chatLine.Contains("!michael")) { SendChatMessage("^5Michael^7 - low tier player, annoying as he cannot behave serious even for a short while"); } else if (chatLine.Contains("!paweli")) { SendChatMessage("check !rageh for description"); } else if (chatLine.Contains("!rageh")) { SendChatMessage("^4R^7ageh^1 - (LEGEND) utter crap of polish JKA scene, failing 'jka and lugormod expert'"); } else if (chatLine.Contains("!ursa")) { SendChatMessage("^1Ursa^6 - strong, fair and clever, not a player to complain about. Rarely active"); } else if (chatLine.Contains("!icecream")) { SendChatMessage("^3I^5c^6e^3C^5r^6e^3a^5m^4 - fairly good fighter, pretty peaceful"); } else if (chatLine.Contains("!apprentices")) { SendChatMessage("^7Apprentices (Assassins of Al'haair) - faction of low tier butthurts who leave and rejoin faction regularly"); } else if (chatLine.Contains("!dydzio")) { SendChatMessage("^0Dyd^1zio^3 - he is my master, he created me in C# with WPF framework using WinAPI dllimport. I am happy utility now!"); } else if (chatLine.Contains("!kitty")) { SendChatMessage("^7k!tty^4 - this player is same as arsa imo, both in skills and behavior. Hunting new players makes him happy"); } else if (chatLine.Contains("!cyanide")) { SendChatMessage("^6CYANIDE^3 - total horse shit, iq and mentality worse than lugormod stereotypal"); } else if (chatLine.Contains("!animal")) { SendChatMessage("^0Anim^1@^0l^3 - recently inactive geek player, intermediate saberist, runs a faction"); } else if (chatLine.Contains("!nakiner")) { SendChatMessage("^6n^7akiner - helpful player, but suffering from RUtard syndrome. Decompiled my utility and made 'putin utility' copy"); } else if (chatLine.Contains("!jamie")) { SendChatMessage("^2J^0ä^2m^0ï^2e^0.^20^6 - (LEGEND) failtard, bragging about nonexistant skills and 'making maps' by changing author names"); } else if (chatLine.Contains("!gog")) { SendChatMessage("^1gog^2 - Very good player with typical annoying polish attutude"); } else if (chatLine.Contains("!kasme")) { SendChatMessage("^7kasme^5 - Retarded as hell, spammer kid and wannabe admin with 'intelectually_disabled' privileges."); } else if (chatLine.Contains("!raptor")) { SendChatMessage("^7RAPTOR^4 - known also as Source - average player + good strafer with super high self esteem."); } else if (chatLine.Contains("!ryder")) { SendChatMessage("^0RYDER^1 - Banned excessive lamer. Spawnrapist, griphunter, late night ninja newbiekiller."); } else if (chatLine.Contains("!snow")) { SendChatMessage("^2§^0now^6 - best dual saber fighter, behaves as if pretending to be very mature"); } else if (chatLine.Contains("!boc")) { SendChatMessage("^7boc - good merc and lamer spamming 'sit dog', at first I thought bob and boc is same player"); } else if (chatLine.Contains("!god potato")) { SendChatMessage("^7god potato^3 - God of the potatoes"); } else if (chatLine.Contains("!motorku")) { SendChatMessage("^7motorku^5 - rrrr rrr wrrrr"); } else if (chatLine.Contains("!gary")) { SendChatMessage("gary - that word means 'pots' in polish language"); } else if (chatLine.Contains("!stojka")) { SendChatMessage("100jka - 'sto' means 100 in polish language. I cant tell much more about that guy"); } else if (chatLine.Contains("!bushido")) { SendChatMessage("^7bushido - Japanese term for the samurai way of life, loosely analogous to the concept of chivalry in Europe"); } else if (chatLine.Contains("!antoni macierewicz")) { SendChatMessage("en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antoni_Macierewicz"); } else if (chatLine.Contains("!joke")) { int index = RandomSingleton.Next(0, 37); string joke; switch (index) { case 0: joke = "Just changed my Facebook name to ‘No one' so when I see stupid posts I can click like and it will say ‘No one likes this'."; break; case 1: joke = "What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies? Snowballs"; break; case 2: joke = "How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it."; break; case 3: joke = "Why did the blonde get excited after finishing her puzzle in 6 months? -- The box said 2-4 years!"; break; case 4: joke = "I once farted in an elevator, it was wrong on so many levels."; break; case 5: joke = "If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea - does that mean that one enjoys it?"; break; case 6: joke = "I used to like my neighbors, until they put a password on their Wi-Fi."; break; case 7: joke = "For anyone who think a woman's place is in the kitchen, remember that's where the knives are kept."; break; case 8: joke = "What's the difference between a smart man and a stupid man? Nothing. They both think they know everything."; break; case 9: joke = "Stalking is when two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it."; break; case 10: joke = "If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?"; break; case 11: joke = "Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak."; break; case 12: joke = "Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too."; break; case 13: joke = "I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness."; break; case 14: joke = "How did the blonde die while raking leaves? She fell out of the tree."; break; case 15: joke = "Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason."; break; case 16: joke = "Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit."; break; case 17: joke = "How do you seduce a fat woman? Piece of cake."; break; case 18: joke = "What do you call two fat people having a chat? -- A heavy discussion"; break; case 19: joke = "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."; break; case 20: joke = "Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? -- He had no body to go with him!"; break; case 21: joke = "What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud."; break; case 22: joke = "What do you do if a idiot throws a grenade at you? -- Pull the pin and throw it back at him!"; break; case 23: joke = "When a man opens the car door for his wife, you can be sure of one thing, either the car is new or the wife is."; break; case 24: joke = "Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."; break; case 25: joke = "What do you call a cow with no legs? -- Ground beef."; break; case 26: joke = "What's 6 inches long, has a head on it and drives women crazy? $100 bill"; break; case 27: joke = "Why don't cannibals eat clowns? -- Because they taste funny."; break; case 28: joke = "How did the blonde die drinking milk? The cow fell on her."; break; case 29: joke = "Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job."; break; case 30: joke = "Why are horses always so fit? Because they're on a stable diet."; break; case 31: joke = "Want to look thinner? Hang out with fat people."; break; case 32: joke = "A well-educated friend of mine with three advanced degrees can say “I’m unemployed” in six languages."; break; case 33: joke = "How can you kill a stupid person with a coin? Throw it in front of an oncoming bus."; break; case 34: joke = "Nothing ruins a Friday more than realizing that today is Tuesday."; break; case 35: joke = "My job is secure. No one else wants it."; break; case 36: joke = "I wanted to grow my own food but I couldn’t get bacon seeds anywhere."; break; default: joke = "Just changed my Facebook name to ‘No one' so when I see stupid posts I can click like and it will say ‘No one likes this'."; break; } SendChatMessage(joke); } else if (chatLine.Contains("!register") || chatLine.Contains("how register") || chatLine.Contains("how to register")) { SendChatMessage("^31. Change name from 'Padawan', if name does not work try another."); SendChatMessage("^32. Open console with SHIFT + ~ and type /register (name) (password)"); } else if (chatLine.Contains("!credits")) { SendChatMessage("^3Credits on this server serve 2 main purposes: 1 - you can buy things on maps"); SendChatMessage("^32 - you can buy special skills, try /sskills command in console"); } else if (chatLine.Contains("!lugormod")) { SendChatMessage("^3This servers runs on mod called Lugormod."); SendChatMessage("^3It allows players to interact with prepared map objects in addition to normal playing."); SendChatMessage("^3Map objects can be built by admins and players can use them as new way of playing game"); } else if (chatLine.Contains("hi dyd") || chatLine.Contains("hey dyd") || chatLine.Contains("hello dyd")) { SendChatMessage("hi"); } else if (chatLine.Contains("bye dyd") || chatLine.Contains("bb dyd") || chatLine.Contains("cya dyd")) { SendChatMessage("bye"); } else if (chatLine.Contains("what is this")) { SendChatMessage("This is Jedi Academy server with lugormod"); } else { cmdFound = false; } return(cmdFound); }
public void ProcessLastChatLine(string chatLine) { if (chatLine.StartsWith(">------>") || chatLine.StartsWith("3======")) { return; } if (privateMode) { string[] lineDivided = System.Text.RegularExpressions.Regex.Split(chatLine, userData.Name + ":"); if (lineDivided.Length != 2 || lineDivided[0].Contains(':')) { return; } lineDivided[0] = lineDivided[0].Trim(); lineDivided[0] = lineDivided[0].Trim('(', ')'); int targetClientNum; if (int.TryParse(lineDivided[0], out targetClientNum) && targetClientNum == userData.ClientNum) { chatLine = lineDivided[1]; } else { return; } } chatLine = chatLine.ToLower(); if (ProcessMinorCommands(chatLine)) { return; } if (chatLine.Contains("!recover")) { GetUserData(); } if (chatLine.Contains("!restrict")) { if (restrictMode) { restrictMode = false; ExecuteConsoleCommand("echo ^1Restrict mode off"); } else { restrictMode = true; ExecuteConsoleCommand("echo ^1Restrict mode on"); } } if (chatLine.Contains("!mode")) { if (privateMode) { privateMode = false; SendChatMessage("^0DU^1 - public mode on"); } else { privateMode = true; SendChatMessage("^0DU^1 - public mode off"); } } if (chatLine.Contains("!telemode")) { if (teleportMode) { teleportMode = false; SendChatMessage("^0DU^1 - teleport mode off"); } else { teleportMode = true; SendChatMessage("^0DU^1 - teleport mode on"); if (privateMode) { ExecuteConsoleCommand("echo ^1Warning! Disable private mode to let teleport mode work!"); } } } if (chatLine.Contains("me")) { if (teleportMode) { string[] lineDivided = chatLine.Split(':'); if (lineDivided.Length == 2 && lineDivided[1] == " me") { string clientIDRaw = lineDivided[0].Split(' ')[0]; string clientID = clientIDRaw.Trim('(', ')'); ExecuteConsoleCommand("gethere " + clientID); } } } if (chatLine.Contains("!translate")) { string[] lineDivided = chatLine.Split(':'); if (lineDivided.Length == 2 && lineDivided[1].StartsWith(" !translate ")) { string rawText = lineDivided[1].Replace(" !translate ", ""); SendChatMessage(EngToNoob(rawText)); } } if (chatLine.Contains("!utility")) { string[] lineDivided = chatLine.Split(':'); if (lineDivided.Length == 2 && lineDivided[1].StartsWith(" !utility ")) { string rawText = lineDivided[1].Replace(" !utility ", ""); try { string response = cleverBotSession.Think(rawText); SendChatMessage("^0DU^1 - " + response); } catch (System.Net.WebException ex) { System.Diagnostics.Debug.Print("Error occured while getting bot response."); SendChatMessage(ex.Message); } } } if (chatLine.Contains("!scaleall")) { string[] prms = chatLine.Split(new char[] { ' ' }, StringSplitOptions.RemoveEmptyEntries); for (int i = 0; i < 32; i++) { if (privateMode) { ExecuteConsoleCommand("scale " + i + " " + prms[1]); } else { ExecuteConsoleCommand("scale " + i + " " + prms[3]); } } } if (chatLine.Contains("!forward")) { ExecuteConsoleCommand("-back"); ExecuteConsoleCommand("+forward"); } if (chatLine.Contains("!back")) { ExecuteConsoleCommand("-forward"); ExecuteConsoleCommand("+back"); } if (chatLine.Contains("!left")) { ExecuteConsoleCommand("-right"); ExecuteConsoleCommand("+left"); } if (chatLine.Contains("!right")) { ExecuteConsoleCommand("-left"); ExecuteConsoleCommand("+right"); } if (chatLine.Contains("!jump")) { ExecuteConsoleCommand("+moveup"); System.Threading.Thread.Sleep(50); ExecuteConsoleCommand("-moveup"); } if (chatLine.Contains("!heal")) { ExecuteConsoleCommand("force_heal"); } if (chatLine.Contains("!stop")) { ExecuteConsoleCommand("-forward"); ExecuteConsoleCommand("-back"); ExecuteConsoleCommand("-left"); ExecuteConsoleCommand("-right"); ExecuteConsoleCommand("-attack"); } if (chatLine.Contains("!attack")) { ExecuteConsoleCommand("+attack"); } if (chatLine.Contains("!tour")) { string[] words = chatLine.Split(' '); int cmdStartIndex = Array.FindIndex(words, x => x == "!tour"); if (cmdStartIndex < words.Length - 1) { if (words[cmdStartIndex + 1] == "restrict") { ExecuteConsoleCommand(@"place lmd_restrict 0 spawnflags,48,mins,-1000 -1000 0,maxs,1000 1000 1000"); } else if (words[cmdStartIndex + 1] == "restrict_id") { if (cmdStartIndex < words.Length - 2) { int entityId; if (int.TryParse(words[cmdStartIndex + 2], out entityId)) { duelRestrict = entityId; SendChatMessage("^0DU^3 - ID set"); } else { SendChatMessage("^0DU^1 - Wrong parameter"); } } else { SendChatMessage("^0DU^1 - No parameter specified"); } } else if (words[cmdStartIndex + 1] == "announce") { ExecuteConsoleCommand("announce 10 ^1Saber tournament!^5 Say 'me' for teleport"); } else if (words[cmdStartIndex + 1] == "help") { SendChatMessage("restrict|restrict_id|delrestrict|togglerestrict|announce|add|remove|clear|generate|view"); } else if (words[cmdStartIndex + 1] == "delrestrict") { if (duelRestrict.HasValue) { ExecuteConsoleCommand("delent " + duelRestrict); duelRestrict = null; } else { SendChatMessage("^0DU^1 - Restrict ID not provided, use restrict_id to do this"); } } else if (words[cmdStartIndex + 1] == "togglerestrict") { if (duelRestrict.HasValue) { ExecuteConsoleCommand("disable " + duelRestrict); } else { SendChatMessage("^0DU^1 - Restrict ID not provided, use restrict_id to do this"); } } else if (words[cmdStartIndex + 1] == "add") { if (cmdStartIndex < words.Length - 2) { tournamentParticipants.Add(words[cmdStartIndex + 2]); SendChatMessage("^0DU^3 - " + words[cmdStartIndex + 2] + " added"); } else { SendChatMessage("^0DU^1 - No name specified"); } } else if (words[cmdStartIndex + 1] == "remove") { if (cmdStartIndex < words.Length - 2) { if (tournamentParticipants.Remove(words[cmdStartIndex + 2])) { SendChatMessage("^0DU^3 - " + words[cmdStartIndex + 2] + " successfully removed"); } else { SendChatMessage("^0DU^1 - Name not found"); } } else { SendChatMessage("^0DU^1 - No name specified"); } } else if (words[cmdStartIndex + 1] == "generate") { if (tournamentParticipants.Count % 2 == 0 && tournamentParticipants.Count != 0) { List <string> teams = new List <string>(); while (tournamentParticipants.Count > 0) { int index = RandomSingleton.Next(0, tournamentParticipants.Count); teams.Add(tournamentParticipants[index]); tournamentParticipants.RemoveAt(index); } tournamentParticipants = teams; } else { SendChatMessage("^0DU^1 - Wrong number of players - impaired or zero"); } } else if (words[cmdStartIndex + 1] == "view") { StateMsg = ""; if (tournamentParticipants.Count % 2 == 0 && tournamentParticipants.Count != 0) { for (int i = 0; i < tournamentParticipants.Count; i++) { if (i % 2 == 1) { StateMsg += "vs "; } StateMsg += tournamentParticipants[i] + " "; if (i % 2 == 1) { StateMsg += " | "; } } SendChatMessage(StateMsg); } else { SendChatMessage("^0DU^1 - Cannot list teams - unpaired or zero players"); } } else if (words[cmdStartIndex + 1] == "clear") { tournamentParticipants.Clear(); } else { SendChatMessage("^0DU^1 - Unknown task"); } } else { SendChatMessage("^0DU^1 - No task specified"); } } }