static async void ProcessUpdate(TelegramBotClient bot, Update update, User me)
{
// Read Configuration
var wundergroundKey = ConfigurationManager.AppSettings["WundergroundKey"];
var bingKey = ConfigurationManager.AppSettings["BingKey"];
var wolframAppId = ConfigurationManager.AppSettings["WolframAppID"];
// Process Request
try
{
var httpClient = new ProHttpClient();
var text = update.Message.Text;
var replyText = string.Empty;
var replyTextMarkdown = string.Empty;
var replyImage = string.Empty;
var replyImageCaption = string.Empty;
var replyDocument = string.Empty;
if (text != null && (text.StartsWith("/", StringComparison.Ordinal) || text.StartsWith("!", StringComparison.Ordinal)))
{
// Log to console
Console.WriteLine(update.Message.Chat.Id + " < " + update.Message.From.Username + " - " + text);
// Allow ! or /
if (text.StartsWith("!", StringComparison.Ordinal))
{
text = "/" + text.Substring(1);
}
// Strip @BotName
text = text.Replace("@" + me.Username, "");
// Parse
string command;
string body;
if (text.StartsWith("/s/", StringComparison.Ordinal))
{
command = "/s"; // special case for sed
body = text.Substring(2);
}
else
{
command = text.Split(' ')[0];
body = text.Replace(command, "").Trim();
}
var stringBuilder = new StringBuilder();
switch (command.ToLowerInvariant())
{
case "/beer":
if (body == string.Empty)
{
replyText = "Usage: /beer <Name of beer>";
break;
}
await bot.SendChatActionAsync(update.Message.Chat.Id, ChatAction.Typing);
var beerSearch = httpClient.DownloadString("http://www.beeradvocate.com/search/?q=" + HttpUtility.UrlEncode(body) + "&qt=beer").Result.Replace("\r", "").Replace("\n", "");
// Load First Result
var firstBeer = Regex.Match(beerSearch, @"<div id=""ba-content"">.*?<ul>.*?<li>.*?<a href=""(.*?)"">").Groups[1].Value.Trim();
if (firstBeer == string.Empty)
{
replyText = "The Great & Powerful Trixie was unable to find a beer name matching: " + body;
break;
}
var beer = httpClient.DownloadString("http://www.beeradvocate.com" + firstBeer).Result.Replace("\r", "").Replace("\n", "");
var beerName = Regex.Match(beer, @"<title>(.*?)</title>").Groups[1].Value.Replace(" | BeerAdvocate", string.Empty).Trim();
beer = Regex.Match(beer, @"<div id=""ba-content"">.*?<div>(.*?)<div style=""clear:both;"">").Groups[1].Value.Trim();
replyImage = Regex.Match(beer, @"img src=""(.*?)""").Groups[1].Value.Trim();
replyImageCaption = "http://www.beeradvocate.com" + firstBeer;
var beerScore = Regex.Match(beer, @"<span class=""BAscore_big ba-score"">(.*?)</span>").Groups[1].Value.Trim();
var beerScoreText = Regex.Match(beer, @"<span class=""ba-score_text"">(.*?)</span>").Groups[1].Value.Trim();
var beerbroScore = Regex.Match(beer, @"<span class=""BAscore_big ba-bro_score"">(.*?)</span>").Groups[1].Value.Trim();
var beerbroScoreText = Regex.Match(beer, @"<b class=""ba-bro_text"">(.*?)</b>").Groups[1].Value.Trim();
var beerHads = Regex.Match(beer, @"<span class=""ba-ratings"">(.*?)</span>").Groups[1].Value.Trim();
var beerAvg = Regex.Match(beer, @"<span class=""ba-ravg"">(.*?)</span>").Groups[1].Value.Trim();
var beerStyle = Regex.Match(beer, @"<b>Style:</b>.*?<b>(.*?)</b>").Groups[1].Value.Trim();
var beerAbv = beer.Substring(beer.IndexOf("(ABV):", StringComparison.Ordinal) + 10, 7).Trim();
var beerDescription = Regex.Match(beer, @"<b>Notes / Commercial Description:</b>(.*?)</div>").Groups[1].Value.Replace("|", "").Trim();
stringBuilder.Append(beerName.Replace("|", "- " + beerStyle + " by") + "\r\nScore: " + beerScore + " (" + beerScoreText + ") | Bros: " + beerbroScore + " (" + beerbroScoreText + ") | Avg: " + beerAvg + " (" + beerHads + " hads)\r\nABV: " + beerAbv + " | ");
stringBuilder.Append(HttpUtility.HtmlDecode(beerDescription).Replace("<br>"," ").Trim());
break;
case "/cat":
replyImage = "http://thecatapi.com/api/images/get?format=src&type=jpg,png";
break;
case "/doge":
replyImage = "http://dogr.io/wow/" + body.Replace(",", "/").Replace(" ", "") + ".png";
replyImageCaption = "wow";
break;
case "/echo":
replyText = body;
break;
case "/fat":
if (body == string.Empty)
{
replyText = "Usage: /fat <Name of food>";
break;
}
await bot.SendChatActionAsync(update.Message.Chat.Id, ChatAction.Typing);
var search = httpClient.DownloadString("http://www.calorieking.com/foods/search.php?keywords=" + body).Result.Replace("\r", "").Replace("\n", "");
// Load First Result
var firstUrl = Regex.Match(search, @"<a class=""food-search-result-name"" href=""([\w:\/\-\._]*)""").Groups[1].Value.Trim();
if (firstUrl == string.Empty)
{
replyText = "The Great & Powerful Trixie was unable to find a food name matching: " + body;
break;
}
var food = httpClient.DownloadString(firstUrl).Result.Replace("\r", "").Replace("\n", "");
// Scrape it
var label = string.Empty;
var protein = 0.0;
var carbs = 0.0;
var fat = 0.0;
var fiber = 0.0;
stringBuilder.Append(Regex.Match(food, @"<title>(.*)\ \|.*<\/title>").Groups[1].Value.Replace("Calories in ", "").Trim() + " per "); // Name of item
stringBuilder.Append(Regex.Match(food, @"<select name=""units"".*?<option.*?>(.*?)<\/option>", RegexOptions.IgnoreCase).Groups[1].Value.Trim() + "\r\n"); // Unit
foreach (Match fact in Regex.Matches(food, @"<td class=""(calories|label|amount)"">([a-zA-Z0-9\ &;<>=\/\""\.]*)<\/td>"))
{
switch (fact.Groups[1].Value.Trim().ToLowerInvariant())
{
case "calories":
stringBuilder.Append("Calories: " + fact.Groups[2].Value.Replace("Calories <span class=\"amount\">", "").Replace("</span>", "") + ", ");
break;
case "label":
label = fact.Groups[2].Value.Trim();
break;
case "amount":
stringBuilder.Append(label + ": " + fact.Groups[2].Value + ", ");
switch (label.ToLowerInvariant())
{
case "protein":
protein = Convert.ToDouble(fact.Groups[2].Value.Replace("mg", "").Replace("g", "").Replace("<", "").Replace(">", ""));
break;
case "total carbs.":
carbs = Convert.ToDouble(fact.Groups[2].Value.Replace("mg", "").Replace("g", "").Replace("<", "").Replace(">", ""));
break;
case "total fat":
fat = Convert.ToDouble(fact.Groups[2].Value.Replace("mg", "").Replace("g", "").Replace("<", "").Replace(">", ""));
break;
case "dietary fiber":
fiber = Convert.ToDouble(fact.Groups[2].Value.Replace("mg", "").Replace("g", "").Replace("<", "").Replace(">", ""));
break;
}
break;
}
}
// WW Points = (Protein/10.9375) + (Carbs/9.2105) + (Fat/3.8889) - (Fiber/12.5)
stringBuilder.Append("WW PointsPlus: " + Math.Round((protein / 10.9375) + (carbs / 9.2105) + (fat / 3.8889) - (fiber / 12.5), 1));
break;
case "/forecast":
if (body.Length < 2)
{
body = "Cincinnati, OH";
}
await bot.SendChatActionAsync(update.Message.Chat.Id, ChatAction.Typing);
dynamic dfor = JObject.Parse(httpClient.DownloadString("http://api.wunderground.com/api/" + wundergroundKey + "/forecast/q/" + body + ".json").Result);
if (dfor.forecast == null || dfor.forecast.txt_forecast == null)
{
replyText = "You have disappointed Trixie. \"" + body + "\" is bullshit and you know it. Try \"City, ST\" or \"City, Country\" next time.";
break;
}
for (var ifor = 0; ifor < Enumerable.Count(dfor.forecast.txt_forecast.forecastday) - 1; ifor++)
{
stringBuilder.AppendLine(dfor.forecast.txt_forecast.forecastday[ifor].title.ToString() + ": " + dfor.forecast.txt_forecast.forecastday[ifor].fcttext.ToString());
}
break;
case "/help":
replyText = "The Great & powerful Trixie understands the following commands:\r\n" +
"/cat /doge /fat /forecast /help /image /imdb /google /joke /map /outside /overwatch /pony /radar /satellite /stock /stock7 /stockyear /translate /translateto /trixie /version /weather /wiki /ww";
/* Send this string of text to BotFather to register the bot's commands:
cat - Get a picture of a cat
doge - Dogeify a comma sep list of terms
fat - Nutrition information
forecast - Weather forecast
help - Displays help text
image - Search for an image
imdb - Search IMDB for a movie name
google - Search Google
map - Returns a location for the given search
joke - Returns a random joke from /r/jokes on Reddit
outside - Webcam image
overwatch - Overwatch Stats
pony - Ponies matching comma separated tags
radar - Weather radar
remind - Sets a reminder message after X minutes
satellite - Weather Satellite
stock - US Stock Chart (1 day)
stock7 - US Stock Chart (7 day)
stockyear - US Stock Chart (12 month)
translate - Translate to english
translateto - Translate to a given language
trixie - Wolfram Alpha logic search
version - Display version info
weather - Current weather conditions
wiki - Search Wikipedia
ww - WeightWatcher PointsPlus calc
*/
break;
case "/image":
case "/img":
if (body == string.Empty)
{
replyText = "Usage: /image <Description of image to find>";
break;
}
await bot.SendChatActionAsync(update.Message.Chat.Id, ChatAction.Typing);
httpClient.AuthorizationHeader = "Basic " + bingKey;
dynamic dimg = JObject.Parse(httpClient.DownloadString("https://api.datamarket.azure.com/Data.ashx/Bing/Search/Image?Market=%27en-US%27&Adult=%27Moderate%27&Query=%27" + HttpUtility.UrlEncode(body) + "%27&$format=json&$top=3").Result);
httpClient.AuthorizationHeader = string.Empty;
if (dimg.d == null || dimg.d.results == null || Enumerable.Count(dimg.d.results) < 1)
{
replyText = "You have disappointed Trixie. \"" + body + "\" is bullshit and you know it. Try harder next time.";
break;
}
var rimg = new Random();
var iimgmax = Enumerable.Count(dimg.d.results);
if (iimgmax > 3)
{
iimgmax = 3;
}
var iimg = rimg.Next(0, iimgmax);
string imageUrl = dimg.d.results[iimg].MediaUrl.ToString();
if (imageUrl.Trim().EndsWith(".gif", StringComparison.Ordinal))
{
replyDocument = dimg.d.results[iimg].MediaUrl;
}
else
{
replyImage = dimg.d.results[iimg].MediaUrl;
}
break;
case "/imdb":
case "/rt":
case "/movie":
if (body == string.Empty)
{
replyText = "Usage: /imdb <Movie Title>";
break;
}
await bot.SendChatActionAsync(update.Message.Chat.Id, ChatAction.Typing);
// Search Bing
httpClient.AuthorizationHeader = "Basic " + bingKey;
dynamic dimdb = JObject.Parse(httpClient.DownloadString("https://api.datamarket.azure.com/Data.ashx/Bing/Search/Web?Market=%27en-US%27&Adult=%27Moderate%27&Query=%27site%3Aimdb.com%20" + HttpUtility.UrlEncode(body) + "%27&$format=json&$top=1").Result);
httpClient.AuthorizationHeader = string.Empty;
if (dimdb.d == null || dimdb.d.results == null ||
Enumerable.Count(dimdb.d.results) < 1)
{
replyText = "Trixie was unable to find a movie name matching:" + body;
break;
}
// Find correct /combined URL
string imdbUrl = dimdb.d.results[0].Url;
imdbUrl = (imdbUrl.Replace("/business", "").Replace("/combined", "").Replace("/faq", "").Replace("/goofs", "").Replace("/news", "").Replace("/parentalguide", "").Replace("/quotes", "").Replace("/ratings", "").Replace("/synopsis", "").Replace("/trivia", "") + "/combined").Replace("//combined","/combined");
// Scrape it
var imdb = httpClient.DownloadString(imdbUrl).Result.Replace("\r", "").Replace("\n", "");
var title = Regex.Match(imdb, @"<title>(IMDb \- )*(.*?) \(.*?</title>", RegexOptions.IgnoreCase).Groups[2].Value.Trim();
var year = Regex.Match(imdb, @"<title>.*?\(.*?(\d{4}).*?\).*?</title>", RegexOptions.IgnoreCase).Groups[1].Value.Trim();
var rating = Regex.Match(imdb, @"<b>(\d.\d)/10</b>", RegexOptions.IgnoreCase).Groups[1].Value.Trim();
var votes = Regex.Match(imdb, @">(\d+,?\d*) votes<", RegexOptions.IgnoreCase).Groups[1].Value.Trim();
var plot = Regex.Match(imdb, @"Plot:</h5>.*?<div class=""info-content"">(.*?)(<a|</div)", RegexOptions.IgnoreCase).Groups[1].Value.Trim();
var tagline = Regex.Match(imdb, @"Tagline:</h5>.*?<div class=""info-content"">(.*?)(<a|</div)", RegexOptions.IgnoreCase).Groups[1].Value.Trim();
var poster = Regex.Match(imdb, @"<div class=""photo"">.*?<a name=""poster"".*?><img.*?src=""(.*?)"".*?</div>", RegexOptions.IgnoreCase).Groups[1].Value.Trim();
var posterFull = string.Empty;
if (!string.IsNullOrEmpty(poster) && poster.IndexOf("media-imdb.com", StringComparison.Ordinal) > 0)
{
poster = Regex.Replace(poster, @"_V1.*?.jpg", "_V1._SY200.jpg");
posterFull = Regex.Replace(poster, @"_V1.*?.jpg", "_V1._SX1280_SY1280.jpg");
}
if (title.Length < 2)
{
replyText = "Trixie was unable to find a movie name matching: " + body;
}
else
{
// Try for RT score scrape
httpClient.AuthorizationHeader = "Basic " + bingKey;
dynamic drt = JObject.Parse(httpClient.DownloadString("https://api.datamarket.azure.com/Data.ashx/Bing/Search/Web?Market=%27en-US%27&Adult=%27Moderate%27&Query=%27site%3Arottentomatoes.com%20" + HttpUtility.UrlEncode(body) + "%27&$format=json&$top=1").Result);
httpClient.AuthorizationHeader = string.Empty;
if (drt.d != null && drt.d.results != null && Enumerable.Count(drt.d.results) > 0)
{
string rtUrl = drt.d.results[0].Url;
var rt = httpClient.DownloadString(rtUrl).Result;
//var rtCritic = Regex.Match(rt, @"<span class=""meter-value .*?<span>(.*?)</span>", RegexOptions.IgnoreCase).Groups[1].Value.Trim();
var rtCritic = Regex.Match(rt, @"<span class=""meter-value superPageFontColor""><span>(.*?)</span>", RegexOptions.IgnoreCase).Groups[1].Value.Trim();
var rtAudience = Regex.Match(rt, @"<span class=""superPageFontColor"" style=""vertical-align:top"">(.*?)</span>", RegexOptions.IgnoreCase).Groups[1].Value.Trim();
replyText = HttpUtility.HtmlDecode(title) + " (" + year + ") - " + HttpUtility.HtmlDecode(tagline) + "\r\nIMDb: " + rating + " (" + votes + " votes) | RT critic: " + rtCritic + "% | RT audience: " + rtAudience + "\r\n" + HttpUtility.HtmlDecode(plot);
}
else
{
var rt = httpClient.DownloadString("http://www.rottentomatoes.com/search/?search=" + HttpUtility.UrlEncode(body)).Result;
//var rtCritic = Regex.Match(rt, @"<span class=""meter-value .*?<span>(.*?)</span>", RegexOptions.IgnoreCase).Groups[1].Value.Trim();
var rtCritic = Regex.Match(rt, @"<span class=""meter-value superPageFontColor""><span>(.*?)</span>", RegexOptions.IgnoreCase).Groups[1].Value.Trim();
var rtAudience = Regex.Match(rt, @"<span class=""superPageFontColor"" style=""vertical-align:top"">(.*?)</span>", RegexOptions.IgnoreCase).Groups[1].Value.Trim();
replyText = HttpUtility.HtmlDecode(title) + " (" + year + ") - " + HttpUtility.HtmlDecode(tagline) + "\r\nIMDb: " + rating + " (" + votes + " votes) | RT critic: " + rtCritic + "% | RT audience: " + rtAudience + "\r\n" + HttpUtility.HtmlDecode(plot);
}
// Remove trailing pipe that sometimes occurs
if (replyText.EndsWith("|"))
{
replyText = replyText.Substring(0, replyText.Length - 2).Trim();
}
// Set referrer URI to grab IMDB poster
httpClient.ReferrerUri = imdbUrl;
replyImage = posterFull;
replyImageCaption = imdbUrl;
}
break;
case "/joke":
await bot.SendChatActionAsync(update.Message.Chat.Id, ChatAction.Typing);
dynamic djoke = JObject.Parse(httpClient.DownloadString("https://api.reddit.com/r/jokes/top?t=day&limit=5").Result);
var rjoke = new Random();
var ijokemax = Enumerable.Count(djoke.data.children);
if (ijokemax > 4)
{
ijokemax = 4;
}
var ijoke = rjoke.Next(0, ijokemax);
replyText = djoke.data.children[ijoke].data.title.ToString() + " " + djoke.data.children[ijoke].data.selftext.ToString();
break;
case "/map":
case "/location":
if (body == string.Empty)
{
replyText = "Usage: /map <Search Text>";
break;
}
await bot.SendChatActionAsync(update.Message.Chat.Id, ChatAction.Typing);
dynamic dmap = JObject.Parse(httpClient.DownloadString("http://maps.googleapis.com/maps/api/geocode/json?address=" + HttpUtility.UrlEncode(body)).Result);
if (dmap == null || dmap.results == null || Enumerable.Count(dmap.results) < 1)
{
replyText = "You have disappointed Trixie. \"" + body + "\" is bullshit and you know it. Try harder next time.";
}
else
{
await bot.SendLocationAsync(update.Message.Chat.Id, (float)dmap.results[0].geometry.location.lat, (float)dmap.results[0].geometry.location.lng);
}
break;
case "/google":
case "/bing":
if (body == string.Empty)
{
replyText = "Usage: /google <Search Text>";
break;
}
await bot.SendChatActionAsync(update.Message.Chat.Id, ChatAction.Typing);
httpClient.AuthorizationHeader = "Basic " + bingKey;
dynamic dgoog = JObject.Parse(httpClient.DownloadString("https://api.datamarket.azure.com/Data.ashx/Bing/Search/Web?Market=%27en-US%27&Adult=%27Moderate%27&Query=%27" + HttpUtility.UrlEncode(body) + "%27&$format=json&$top=1").Result);
httpClient.AuthorizationHeader = string.Empty;
if (dgoog.d == null || dgoog.d.results == null || Enumerable.Count(dgoog.d.results) < 1)
{
replyText = "You have disappointed Trixie. \"" + body + "\" is bullshit and you know it. Try harder next time.";
}
else
{
var rgoog = new Random();
var igoog = rgoog.Next(0, Enumerable.Count(dgoog.d.results));
replyText = HttpUtility.HtmlDecode(dgoog.d.results[igoog].Title.ToString()) + " | " + HttpUtility.HtmlDecode(dgoog.d.results[igoog].Description.ToString()) + "\r\n" + dgoog.d.results[igoog].Url;
}
break;
case "/outside":
if (body.Length < 2)
{
body = "Cincinnati, OH";
}
await bot.SendChatActionAsync(update.Message.Chat.Id, ChatAction.Typing);
dynamic dout = JObject.Parse(httpClient.DownloadString("http://api.wunderground.com/api/" + wundergroundKey + "/webcams/q/" + body + ".json").Result);
if (dout.webcams == null)
{
replyText = "You have disappointed Trixie. \"" + body + "\" is bullshit and you know it. Try \"City, ST\" or \"City, Country\" next time.";
break;
}
var rout = new Random();
var iout = rout.Next(0, Enumerable.Count(dout.webcams));
replyImage = dout.webcams[iout].CURRENTIMAGEURL;
replyImageCaption = dout.webcams[iout].organization + " " + dout.webcams[iout].neighborhood + " " + dout.webcams[iout].city + ", " + dout.webcams[iout].state + "\r\n" + dout.webcams[iout].CAMURL;
break;
case "/overwatch":
if (body.Length < 2)
{
replyText = "Usage: /overwatch <Battletag with no spaces> eg: /overwatch SniperFox#1513";
break;
}
var ow = new OverwatchPlayer(body, Platform.pc, Region.us);
await bot.SendChatActionAsync(update.Message.Chat.Id, ChatAction.Typing);
ow.UpdateStats().GetAwaiter().GetResult();
if (ow.CompetitiveStats.AllHeroes != null)
{
replyTextMarkdown = "*Competitive Play - Rank " + ow.CompetitiveRank + "*\r\n" + ow.CompetitiveStats.AllHeroes.Game.GamesWon + " wins, " + (ow.CompetitiveStats.AllHeroes.Game.GamesPlayed - ow.CompetitiveStats.AllHeroes.Game.GamesWon) + " losses " +
"(" + Math.Round((ow.CompetitiveStats.AllHeroes.Game.GamesWon / ow.CompetitiveStats.AllHeroes.Game.GamesPlayed) * 100, 2) + "%) " +
"over " + Math.Round(ow.CompetitiveStats.AllHeroes.Game.TimePlayed.TotalHours / 24, 2) + " days played.\r\n" +
ow.CompetitiveStats.AllHeroes.Combat.Eliminations + " eliminations, " + ow.CompetitiveStats.AllHeroes.Deaths.Deaths + " deaths, " + Math.Round(ow.CompetitiveStats.AllHeroes.Combat.Eliminations / ow.CompetitiveStats.AllHeroes.Deaths.Deaths, 2) + " eliminations per death.\r\n" +
ow.CompetitiveStats.AllHeroes.MatchAwards.Cards + " cards, " + ow.CompetitiveStats.AllHeroes.MatchAwards.MedalsGold + " gold, " + ow.CompetitiveStats.AllHeroes.MatchAwards.MedalsSilver + " silver, and " + ow.CompetitiveStats.AllHeroes.MatchAwards.MedalsGold + " bronze medals.\r\n";
}
replyTextMarkdown += "*Quick Filthy Casual Play - Level " + ow.PlayerLevel + "*\r\n" + ow.CasualStats.AllHeroes.Game.GamesWon + " wins, " + (ow.CasualStats.AllHeroes.Game.GamesPlayed - ow.CasualStats.AllHeroes.Game.GamesWon) + " losses " +
"(" + Math.Round((ow.CasualStats.AllHeroes.Game.GamesWon / ow.CasualStats.AllHeroes.Game.GamesPlayed) * 100, 2) + "%) " +
"over " + Math.Round(ow.CasualStats.AllHeroes.Game.TimePlayed.TotalHours / 24, 2) + " days played.\r\n" +
ow.CasualStats.AllHeroes.Combat.Eliminations + " eliminations, " + ow.CasualStats.AllHeroes.Deaths.Deaths + " deaths, " + Math.Round(ow.CasualStats.AllHeroes.Combat.Eliminations / ow.CasualStats.AllHeroes.Deaths.Deaths, 2) + " eliminations per death.\r\n" +
ow.CasualStats.AllHeroes.MatchAwards.Cards + " cards, " + ow.CasualStats.AllHeroes.MatchAwards.MedalsGold + " gold, " + ow.CasualStats.AllHeroes.MatchAwards.MedalsSilver + " silver, and " + ow.CasualStats.AllHeroes.MatchAwards.MedalsGold + " bronze medals.\r\n" +
ow.ProfileURL.Replace("/en-gb/", "/en-us/");
break;
case "/pony":
case "/pone":
if (body.Length < 2)
{
replyText = "I like ponies too. What kind of pony would you like me to search for?";
break;
}
await bot.SendChatActionAsync(update.Message.Chat.Id, ChatAction.Typing);
dynamic dpony = JObject.Parse(httpClient.DownloadString("https://derpibooru.org/search.json?q=safe," + HttpUtility.UrlEncode(body)).Result);
if (dpony.search == null)
{
replyText = "You have disappointed Trixie. \"" + body + "\" is bullshit and you know it.";
break;
}
var rpony = new Random();
var iponymax = Enumerable.Count(dpony.search);
if (iponymax < 1)
{
replyText = "You have disappointed Trixie. \"" + body + "\" is bullshit and you know it.";
break;
}
if (iponymax > 5)
{
iponymax = 5;
}
var ipony = rpony.Next(0, iponymax);
replyImage = "https:" + dpony.search[ipony].representations.large;
replyImageCaption = "https:" + dpony.search[ipony].image;
break;
case "/radar":
if (body.Length < 2)
{
body = "Cincinnati, OH";
}
replyDocument = "http://api.wunderground.com/api/" + wundergroundKey + "/animatedradar/q/" + body + ".gif?newmaps=1&num=15&width=1024&height=1024";
break;
case "/remind":
case "/remindme":
case "/reminder":
if (body.Length < 2 || !body.Contains(" "))
{
replyText = "Usage: /remind <minutes> <Reminder Text>";
}
else
{
var delayMinutesString = body.Substring(0, body.IndexOf(" ", StringComparison.Ordinal));
int delayMinutes;
if (int.TryParse(delayMinutesString, out delayMinutes))
{
if (delayMinutes > 1440 || delayMinutes < 1)
{
replyText = "Reminders can not be set for longer than 1440 minutes (24 hours).";
}
else
{
DelayedMessage(bot, update.Message.Chat.Id, "@" + update.Message.From.Username + " Reminder: " + body.Substring(delayMinutesString.Length).Trim(), delayMinutes);
replyText = "OK, I'll remind you at " + DateTime.Now.AddMinutes(delayMinutes).ToString("MM/dd/yyyy HH:mm") + " (US Eastern)";
}
}
else
{
replyText = "Usage: /remind <minutes as positive integer> <Reminder Text>";
}
}
break;
case "/s":
if (body.Length < 2 || update.Message.ReplyToMessage == null)
{
replyText = "This must be done as a reply in the format /s/replace this/replace with/";
}
else
{
var sed = body.Split('/');
if (sed.Length != 4)
replyText = "The only sed command parsed is /s/replace this/replace with/";
else
{
replyTextMarkdown = "*" + update.Message.ReplyToMessage.From.FirstName + " " + update.Message.ReplyToMessage.From.LastName + "* \r\n" + update.Message.ReplyToMessage.Text.Replace(sed[1], sed[2]);
}
}
break;
case "/satellite":
if (body.Length < 2)
{
body = "Cincinnati, OH";
}
await bot.SendChatActionAsync(update.Message.Chat.Id, ChatAction.Typing);
dynamic rsat = JObject.Parse(httpClient.DownloadString("http://api.wunderground.com/api/" + wundergroundKey + "/satellite/q/" + body + ".json").Result);
if (rsat.satellite == null || rsat.satellite.image_url == null)
{
replyText = "You have disappointed Trixie. \"" + body + "\" is bullshit and you know it. Try \"City, ST\" or \"City, Country\" next time.";
}
else
{
string saturl = rsat.satellite.image_url;
replyImage = saturl.Replace("height=300", "height=1280").Replace("width=300", "width=1280").Replace("radius=75", "radius=250");
replyImageCaption = body + " as of " + DateTime.Now.ToString("MM/dd/yyy HH:mm:ss");
}
break;
case "/stock":
if (body.Length < 1 || body.Length > 5)
{
body = "^DJI";
}
await bot.SendChatActionAsync(update.Message.Chat.Id, ChatAction.Typing);
replyImage = "https://chart.yahoo.com/t?s=" + body + "&lang=en-US®ion=US&width=1200&height=765";
replyImageCaption = "Chart for " + body + " as of " + DateTime.Now.ToString("MM/dd/yyy HH:mm:ss");
break;
case "/stock5":
if (body.Length < 1 || body.Length > 5)
{
body = "^DJI";
}
await bot.SendChatActionAsync(update.Message.Chat.Id, ChatAction.Typing);
replyImage = "https://chart.yahoo.com/w?s=" + body + "&lang=en-US®ion=US&width=1200&height=765";
replyImageCaption = "5 day chart for " + body + " as of " + DateTime.Now.ToString("MM/dd/yyy HH:mm:ss");
break;
case "/stockyear":
if (body.Length < 1 || body.Length > 5)
{
body = "^DJI";
}
await bot.SendChatActionAsync(update.Message.Chat.Id, ChatAction.Typing);
replyImage = "https://chart.yahoo.com/c/1y/" + body;
replyImageCaption = "Year chart for " + body + " as of " + DateTime.Now.ToString("MM/dd/yyy HH:mm:ss");
break;
case "/translateto":
if (body == string.Empty)
{
replyText = "Usage: /translateto <Language Code> <English Text>";
break;
}
await bot.SendChatActionAsync(update.Message.Chat.Id, ChatAction.Typing);
var lang = body.Substring(0, body.IndexOf(" ", StringComparison.Ordinal));
var query = body.Substring(body.IndexOf(" ", StringComparison.Ordinal) + 1);
httpClient.AuthorizationHeader = "Basic " + bingKey;
dynamic dtto = JObject.Parse(httpClient.DownloadString("https://api.datamarket.azure.com/Bing/MicrosoftTranslator/v1/Translate?Text=%27" + HttpUtility.UrlEncode(query) + "%27&To=%27" + lang + "%27&$format=json").Result);
httpClient.AuthorizationHeader = string.Empty;
if (dtto.d == null || dtto.d.results == null || Enumerable.Count(dtto.d.results) < 1 || dtto.d.results[0].Text == null)
{
replyText = "You have disappointed Trixie. \"" + body + "\" is bullshit and you know it. Try harder next time.";
}
else
{
replyText = dtto.d.results[0].Text;
}
break;
case "/translate":
if (body == string.Empty)
{
replyText = "Usage: /translate <Foreign Text>";
break;
}
await bot.SendChatActionAsync(update.Message.Chat.Id, ChatAction.Typing);
httpClient.AuthorizationHeader = "Basic " + bingKey;
dynamic dtrans = JObject.Parse(httpClient.DownloadString("https://api.datamarket.azure.com/Bing/MicrosoftTranslator/v1/Translate?Text=%27" + HttpUtility.UrlEncode(body) + "%27&To=%27en%27&$format=json").Result);
httpClient.AuthorizationHeader = string.Empty;
if (dtrans.d == null || dtrans.d.results == null || Enumerable.Count(dtrans.d.results) < 1 || dtrans.d.results[0].Text == null)
{
replyText = "You have disappointed Trixie. \"" + body + "\" is bullshit and you know it. Try harder next time.";
}
else
{
replyText = dtrans.d.results[0].Text;
}
break;
case "/trixie":
if (body == string.Empty)
{
replyText = "Usage: /trixie <Query>";
break;
}
await bot.SendChatActionAsync(update.Message.Chat.Id, ChatAction.Typing);
var xmlDoc = new XmlDocument();
xmlDoc.LoadXml(httpClient.DownloadString("http://api.wolframalpha.com/v2/query?input=" + HttpUtility.UrlEncode(body) + "&appid=" + wolframAppId).Result);
var queryResult = xmlDoc.SelectSingleNode("/queryresult");
if (queryResult == null || queryResult?.Attributes == null || queryResult.Attributes?["success"] == null || queryResult.Attributes?["success"].Value != "true")
{
replyText = "You have disappointed Trixie. \"" + body + "\" is bullshit and you know it. Try harder next time.";
break;
}
var pods = queryResult.SelectNodes("pod");
foreach (var pod in pods.Cast<XmlNode>().Where(pod => pod.Attributes != null && pod.Attributes["title"].Value != "Input interpretation"))
{
// Parse Image
if (replyImage == string.Empty)
{
try
{
var subPodImage = pod.SelectSingleNode("subpod/img");
if (subPodImage.Attributes != null)
{
replyImage = subPodImage.Attributes?["src"].Value.Trim();
}
}
catch
{
// Don't care
}
}
// Parse plain text
try
{
var subPodPlainText = pod.SelectSingleNode("subpod/plaintext");
if (subPodPlainText == null || subPodPlainText.InnerText.Trim().Length <= 0) continue;
var podName = pod.Attributes?["title"].Value.Trim();
if (podName == "Response" || podName == "Result")
{
stringBuilder.AppendLine(subPodPlainText.InnerText);
}
else
{
stringBuilder.AppendLine(podName + ": " + subPodPlainText.InnerText);
}
}
catch
{
// Don't care
}
}
break;
case "/version":
case "/about":
replyText = "Trixie Is Best Pony Bot\r\nRelease fourty-two\r\nBy http://scottrfrost.github.io";
break;
case "/weather":
if (body.Length < 2)
{
body = "Cincinnati, OH";
}
await bot.SendChatActionAsync(update.Message.Chat.Id, ChatAction.Typing);
dynamic dwthr = JObject.Parse(httpClient.DownloadString("http://api.wunderground.com/api/" + wundergroundKey + "/conditions/q/" + body + ".json").Result);
if (dwthr.current_observation == null)
{
replyText = "You have disappointed Trixie. \"" + body + "\" is bullshit and you know it. Try \"City, ST\" or \"City, Country\" next time.";
}
else
{
replyText =
dwthr.current_observation.display_location.full + " Conditions: " +
dwthr.current_observation.weather +
" Wind: " + dwthr.current_observation.wind_string +
" Temp: " + dwthr.current_observation.temperature_string + " Feels Like: " +
dwthr.current_observation.feelslike_string;
}
break;
case "/wiki":
if (body == string.Empty)
{
replyText = "Usage: /wiki <Query>";
break;
}
await bot.SendChatActionAsync(update.Message.Chat.Id, ChatAction.Typing);
var dwiki = JObject.Parse(httpClient.DownloadString("https://en.wikipedia.org/w/api.php?format=json&action=query&prop=extracts&exintro=&explaintext=&redirects=true&titles=" + HttpUtility.UrlEncode(body)).Result);
if (dwiki["query"].HasValues && dwiki["query"]["pages"].HasValues)
{
var page = dwiki["query"]["pages"].First().First();
if (Convert.ToString(page["pageid"]).Length > 0)
replyTextMarkdown = "*" + page["title"] + "*\r\n" + page["extract"] + "\r\n" + "https://en.wikipedia.org/?curid=" + page["pageid"];
else
{
replyText = "You have disappointed Trixie. \"" + body + "\" is bullshit and you know it.";
}
}
else
{
replyText = "You have disappointed Trixie. \"" + body + "\" is bullshit and you know it.";
}
break;
case "/ww":
var split = body.Split(' ');
if (split.Length != 4)
{
replyText = "Usage: /ww <carbs> <fat> <fiber> <protein>";
break;
}
try
{
var wwcarbs = Convert.ToDouble(split[0]);
var wwfat = Convert.ToDouble(split[1]);
var wwfiber = Convert.ToDouble(split[2]);
var wwprotein = Convert.ToDouble(split[3]);
replyText = "WW PointsPlus value for " + wwcarbs + "g carbs, " + wwfat + "g fat, " + wwfiber + "g fiber, " + wwprotein + "g protein is: " + Math.Round((wwprotein / 10.9375) + (wwcarbs / 9.2105) + (wwfat / 3.8889) - (wwfiber / 12.5), 1);
}
catch
{
replyText = "Trixie is disappointed that you used /ww incorrectly. The correct usage is: /ww <carbs> <fat> <fiber> <protein>";
}
break;
}
// Output
replyText += stringBuilder.ToString();
if (!string.IsNullOrEmpty(replyText))
{
Console.WriteLine(update.Message.Chat.Id + " > " + replyText);
await bot.SendTextMessageAsync(update.Message.Chat.Id, replyText);
}
if (!string.IsNullOrEmpty(replyTextMarkdown))
{
Console.WriteLine(update.Message.Chat.Id + " > " + replyTextMarkdown);
await bot.SendTextMessageAsync(update.Message.Chat.Id, replyTextMarkdown, false, false, 0, null, ParseMode.Markdown);
}
if (!string.IsNullOrEmpty(replyImage) && replyImage.Length > 5)
{
Console.WriteLine(update.Message.Chat.Id + " > " + replyImage);
await bot.SendChatActionAsync(update.Message.Chat.Id, ChatAction.Typing);
try
{
var stream = httpClient.DownloadData(replyImage).Result;
var extension = ".jpg";
if (replyImage.Contains(".gif") || replyImage.Contains("image/gif"))
{
extension = ".gif";
}
else if (replyImage.Contains(".png") || replyImage.Contains("image/png"))
{
extension = ".png";
}
else if (replyImage.Contains(".tif"))
{
extension = ".tif";
}
else if (replyImage.Contains(".bmp"))
{
extension = ".bmp";
}
var photo = new FileToSend("Photo" + extension, stream);
await bot.SendChatActionAsync(update.Message.Chat.Id, ChatAction.UploadPhoto);
if (extension == ".gif")
{
await bot.SendDocumentAsync(update.Message.Chat.Id, photo);
}
else
{
await bot.SendPhotoAsync(update.Message.Chat.Id, photo, replyImageCaption == string.Empty ? replyImage : replyImageCaption);
}
}
catch (System.Net.Http.HttpRequestException ex)
{
Console.WriteLine("Unable to download " + ex.HResult + " " + ex.Message);
await bot.SendTextMessageAsync(update.Message.Chat.Id, replyImage);
}
catch (System.Net.WebException ex)
{
Console.WriteLine("Unable to download " + ex.HResult + " " + ex.Message);
await bot.SendTextMessageAsync(update.Message.Chat.Id, replyImage);
}
catch (Exception ex)
{
Console.WriteLine(replyImage + " Threw: " + ex.Message);
await bot.SendTextMessageAsync(update.Message.Chat.Id, replyImage);
}
}
if (!string.IsNullOrEmpty(replyDocument) && replyDocument.Length > 5)
{
Console.WriteLine(update.Message.Chat.Id + " > " + replyDocument);
await bot.SendChatActionAsync(update.Message.Chat.Id, ChatAction.UploadDocument);
var stream = httpClient.DownloadData(replyDocument).Result;
var filename = replyDocument.Substring(replyDocument.LastIndexOf("/", StringComparison.Ordinal));
var document = new FileToSend(filename, stream);
await bot.SendDocumentAsync(update.Message.Chat.Id, document);
}
}
}
catch (System.Net.WebException ex)
{
Console.WriteLine("Unable to download " + ex.HResult + " " + ex.Message);
await bot.SendTextMessageAsync(update.Message.Chat.Id, "The Great & Powerful Trixie got bored while waiting for that to download. Try later.");
}
catch (Exception ex)
{
Console.WriteLine("ERROR - " + ex);
}
}
private async void SendGameStat(Chat chatFinded, Game game)
{
if (game == null)
{
await Bot.SendTextMessageAsync(chatFinded.Id, "Не удалось найти игру");
return;
}
//var game = DB.DBCommands.DBGame.GetGame(gameId);
var file = ImageGen.GameStatistic(game);
var photo = new Telegram.Bot.Types.FileToSend("gamestat",
(new StreamReader(file)).BaseStream);
var button = new InlineKeyboardButton("Состав");
button.CallbackData = game.Id.ToString();
var keyboard = new InlineKeyboardMarkup(new[] { new[] { button } });
Message mes = await Bot.SendPhotoAsync(chatFinded.Id, photo, replyMarkup : keyboard);
var newCom = new Command(new [] { "состав", game.Id.ToString() });
newCom.Message = mes;
chatFinded.WaitingCommands.Add(newCom);
}
private async void SendGameSostav(Chat chatFinded, int gameId)
{
var game = DB.DBCommands.DBGame.GetGame(gameId);
var file = ImageGen.Roster(game);
var photo = new Telegram.Bot.Types.FileToSend("gamestat",
(new StreamReader(file)).BaseStream);
await Bot.SendPhotoAsync(chatFinded.Id, photo);
}
private async void NextGame(Chat chatFinded)
{
var file = ImageGen.Roster(DB.DBCommands.DBGame.GetLastGame(chatFinded));
var photo = new Telegram.Bot.Types.FileToSend("gamestat",
(new StreamReader(file)).BaseStream);
await Bot.SendPhotoAsync(chatFinded.Id, photo);
//await Bot.SendTextMessageAsync(chatFinded.Id, "Привет, я следующая игра");
}
async static void SendSadDobby(MessageEventArgs e)
{
Random random = new Random();
var FileUrl = @"C:\Users\SOVAJJ\source\repos\BotEducation\BotEducation\Dobbys\sadDobby" + random.Next(1, 3) + ".jpg";
using (var stream = System.IO.File.Open(FileUrl, FileMode.Open))
{
Telegram.Bot.Types.FileToSend fts = new Telegram.Bot.Types.FileToSend();
fts.Content = stream;
fts.Filename = Path.GetFileName(FileUrl);
await Bot.SendPhotoAsync(e.Message.Chat.Id, fts, fts.Filename);
}
await Bot.SendTextMessageAsync(e.Message.Chat.Id, ("....."));
}
public void Run()
{
using (WebApp.Start<Startup>(SolutionConfiguration.StartupUrl))
{
var cert = new FileToSend("server.crt", new FileStream(SolutionConfiguration.CertificatePath, FileMode.Open));
Bot.Api.SetWebhook(SolutionConfiguration.WebhookSSL, cert).Wait();
Console.WriteLine(@"Server Started, press any key to exit");
Console.ReadLine();
Bot.Api.SetWebhook().Wait();
}
}
private async void SendPlayer(Chat chat, Command command, Player player)
{
var playerDescription = Gen.GetPlayerDescr();
playerDescription += $"#{player.Number} {player.Name} {player.Surname}\n\n" +
$"{player.Position}\n\n";
if (!string.IsNullOrEmpty(player.VK))
{
playerDescription += $"VK: {player.VK}\n";
}
if (!string.IsNullOrEmpty(player.INSTA))
{
playerDescription += $"Inst: {player.INSTA}\n";
}
var photopath = player.PhotoFile;
var button = new InlineKeyboardButton("Статистика");
var keyboard = new InlineKeyboardMarkup(new[] { new[] { button } });
Console.WriteLine($"Send player:{player.Surname}");
if (File.Exists(photopath))
{
var photo = new Telegram.Bot.Types.FileToSend(player.Number + ".jpg",
(new StreamReader(photopath)).BaseStream);
Message mes = await Bot.SendPhotoAsync(chat.Id, photo, playerDescription, replyMarkup : keyboard);
var newcom = new Command(new[] { "статистика", command.Name });
newcom.Message = mes;
chat.WaitingCommands.Add(newcom);
}
else
{
Console.WriteLine($"Photo file {photopath} not found.");
await Bot.SendTextMessageAsync(chat.Id, playerDescription);
}
}
private static async void BotOnMessageReceived(object sender, MessageEventArgs messageEventArgs)
{
var message = messageEventArgs.Message;
if (message == null || message.Type != MessageType.TextMessage)
{
return;
}
if (message.Text.StartsWith("/help") || message.Text.StartsWith("/start") || message.Text.StartsWith("< Return")) // send inline keyboard
{
ReplyMarkup keyboard = new ReplyKeyboardMarkup(new[]
{
new [] // first row
{
new KeyboardButton("Coin management"),
},
new [] // first row
{
new KeyboardButton("Place an order at the bar"),
},
});
keyboard.Selective = true;
await Bot.SendTextMessageAsync(
message.Chat.Id,
"Choose",
replyMarkup : keyboard, replyToMessageId : message.MessageId);
}
if (message.Text.StartsWith("Coin management")) // send inline keyboard
{
ReplyMarkup keyboard = new ReplyKeyboardMarkup(new[]
{
new [] // first row
{
new KeyboardButton("< Return"),
new KeyboardButton("Claim Daily Bonus"),
new KeyboardButton("See your coins"),
},
});
keyboard.Selective = true;
await Bot.SendTextMessageAsync(
message.Chat.Id,
"Choose",
replyMarkup : keyboard, replyToMessageId : message.MessageId);
}
try //Lets make sure the user exists
{
var db = Database.GetCoins(message.From.Id);
long coins = db.FirstOrDefault().Coins;
} catch (Exception ex)//new user
{
Database.EnterUser(message.From.Id);
}
foreach (var item in menu.MenuItems)
{
//Tests for /beer == /beer, then if beer == beer (price doesn't matter)
if (message.Text.ToLower().StartsWith(item.itemName.ToLower()) || message.Text.ToLower().StartsWith(item.command.ToLower()))
{
var keyboard = new ReplyKeyboardRemove();
keyboard.Selective = true;
var database = Database.GetCoins(message.From.Id);
long coins = database.FirstOrDefault().Coins;
if (coins >= item.Cost)
{
string m1 = item.orderMessage;
string m2 = item.customMessage;
m1 = m1.Replace("$(0)", message.From.Username);
m1 = m1.Replace("$(1)", item.itemName);
m2 = m2.Replace("$(0)", message.From.Username);
m2 = m2.Replace("$(1)", item.itemName);
Console.WriteLine(m1);
await Bot.SendTextMessageAsync(message.Chat.Id, m1, replyMarkup : keyboard, replyToMessageId : message.MessageId);
await Bot.SendTextMessageAsync(message.Chat.Id, m2);
Database.RemoveCoins(message.From.Id, item.Cost);
return;
}
}
}
if (message.Text.StartsWith("usid"))
{
await Bot.SendTextMessageAsync(message.Chat.Id, Convert.ToString(message.From.Id));
}
if (message.Text.StartsWith("#feedback"))
{
await Bot.ForwardMessageAsync(172791481, message.Chat.Id, message.MessageId);
}
if (message.Text.StartsWith("/menu") || message.Text.StartsWith("Place an order at the bar"))
{
ReplyMarkup keyboard = new ReplyKeyboardMarkup(new[]
{
new [] // first row
{
new KeyboardButton("Dick (5G)"),
new KeyboardButton("Steak (5G)"),
new KeyboardButton("Cookies (5G)"),
new KeyboardButton("Hot Chocolate (2G)"),
new KeyboardButton("Sandwich (5G)"),
},
new [] // second row
{
new KeyboardButton("Beer (2G)"),
new KeyboardButton("Snowball (2G)"),
new KeyboardButton("Vodka (2G)"),
new KeyboardButton("Water (10G)"),
new KeyboardButton("Green tea (2G)"),
},
new [] // second row
{
new KeyboardButton("< Return"),
new KeyboardButton("Tea (2G)"),
new KeyboardButton("B*****b Cocktail (2G)"),
}
});
keyboard.Selective = true;
await Bot.SendTextMessageAsync(
message.Chat.Id,
"What can I get you?",
replyMarkup : keyboard, replyToMessageId : message.MessageId);
}
if (message.Text.StartsWith("I wanna flirt with the bartender")) // send inline keyboard
{
Console.WriteLine(message.From.Username + " is flirting with me, help ");
await Bot.SendTextMessageAsync(message.Chat.Id, "*Beats the life out of " + "@" + message.From.Username + " *");
}
if (message.Text.StartsWith("/ave_horns")) // send inline keyboard
{
await Bot.SendTextMessageAsync(message.Chat.Id, "🦌 Deerhorn castle, best castle 2018! \n\nFor Queen Diego!");
string file = "https://furrycentr.al/ah.webp";
Telegram.Bot.Types.FileToSend Telegramfile = new Telegram.Bot.Types.FileToSend(file);
await Bot.SendStickerAsync(message.Chat.Id, Telegramfile);
}
if (message.Text.Contains("yiff") || message.Text.Contains("Yiff")) // send inline keyboard
{
if (message.Chat.Id == -1001276644593 || message.Chat.Id == -1001153349667)
{
await Bot.SendTextMessageAsync(message.Chat.Id, "@admin -- @" + message.From.Username + " is trying to get me to post p**n!");
return;
}
Console.WriteLine("Making API Call...");
Image:
using (var client = new HttpClient(new HttpClientHandler {
AutomaticDecompression = DecompressionMethods.GZip | DecompressionMethods.Deflate
})) //This acts like a webbrowser
{
client.DefaultRequestHeaders.Add("User-Agent", "DarkBartneder/1.0 (by Darkmane on e621)");
string websiteurl = "https://e621.net/post/index.json?tags=m/m%20order:random+rating:e&limit=1"; //The API site
client.BaseAddress = new Uri(websiteurl); //This redirects the code to the API?
HttpResponseMessage response = client.GetAsync("").Result; //Then it gets the information
response.EnsureSuccessStatusCode(); //Makes sure that its successfull
string result = await response.Content.ReadAsStringAsync(); //Gets the full website
result = result.TrimStart(new char[] { '[' }).TrimEnd(new char[] { ']' });
try {
var json = JObject.Parse(result); //Reads the json from the html (?)
string CatImage = json["file_url"].ToString(); //Saves the url to CatImage string
string Tags = json["tags"].ToString();
if (Tags.Contains("cub") || Tags.Contains("child") || Tags.Contains("children") || Tags.Contains("scat") || Tags.Contains("vore"))
{
await Bot.SendTextMessageAsync(message.Chat.Id, "Generated an invalid image. Please wait..");
goto Image;
}
Telegram.Bot.Types.FileToSend Telegramfile = new Telegram.Bot.Types.FileToSend(CatImage);
using (var client1 = new HttpClient(new HttpClientHandler {
AutomaticDecompression = DecompressionMethods.GZip | DecompressionMethods.Deflate
})) //This acts like a webbrowser
{
string websiteurl1 = "http://tinyurl.com/api-create.php?url=" + CatImage; //The API site
client1.BaseAddress = new Uri(websiteurl1); //This redirects the code to the API?
HttpResponseMessage response1 = client1.GetAsync("").Result; //Then it gets the information
response1.EnsureSuccessStatusCode(); //Makes sure that its successfull
string result1 = await response1.Content.ReadAsStringAsync(); //Gets the full website
try
{
await Bot.SendPhotoAsync(message.Chat.Id, Telegramfile, "Here is the yiff! \n\nURL: " + result1);
}
catch (Exception ex) {
Console.WriteLine(ex);
await Bot.SendTextMessageAsync(message.Chat.Id, "API request failed. Please try again.");
}
}
}
catch (Exception ex)
{
Console.WriteLine(ex);
await Bot.SendTextMessageAsync(message.Chat.Id, "API request failed. Please try again.");
}
}
}
if (message.Text.Contains("yifF") || message.Text.Contains("YifF")) // send inline keyboard
{
if (message.Chat.Id == -1001276644593 || message.Chat.Id == -1001153349667)
{
await Bot.SendTextMessageAsync(message.Chat.Id, "@admin -- @" + message.From.Username + " is trying to get me to post p**n!");
return;
}
Console.WriteLine("Making API Call...");
Image:
using (var client = new HttpClient(new HttpClientHandler {
AutomaticDecompression = DecompressionMethods.GZip | DecompressionMethods.Deflate
})) //This acts like a webbrowser
{
client.DefaultRequestHeaders.Add("User-Agent", "DarkBartneder/1.0 (by Darkmane on e621)");
string websiteurl = "https://e621.net/post/index.json?tags=m/f%20order:random+rating:e&limit=1"; //The API site
client.BaseAddress = new Uri(websiteurl); //This redirects the code to the API?
HttpResponseMessage response = client.GetAsync("").Result; //Then it gets the information
response.EnsureSuccessStatusCode(); //Makes sure that its successfull
string result = await response.Content.ReadAsStringAsync(); //Gets the full website
result = result.TrimStart(new char[] { '[' }).TrimEnd(new char[] { ']' });
try
{
var json = JObject.Parse(result); //Reads the json from the html (?)
string CatImage = json["file_url"].ToString(); //Saves the url to CatImage string
string Tags = json["tags"].ToString();
if (Tags.Contains("cub") || Tags.Contains("child") || Tags.Contains("children") || Tags.Contains("scat") || Tags.Contains("vore"))
{
await Bot.SendTextMessageAsync(message.Chat.Id, "Generated an invalid image. Please wait..");
goto Image;
}
Telegram.Bot.Types.FileToSend Telegramfile = new Telegram.Bot.Types.FileToSend(CatImage);
using (var client1 = new HttpClient(new HttpClientHandler {
AutomaticDecompression = DecompressionMethods.GZip | DecompressionMethods.Deflate
})) //This acts like a webbrowser
{
string websiteurl1 = "http://tinyurl.com/api-create.php?url=" + CatImage; //The API site
client1.BaseAddress = new Uri(websiteurl1); //This redirects the code to the API?
HttpResponseMessage response1 = client1.GetAsync("").Result; //Then it gets the information
response1.EnsureSuccessStatusCode(); //Makes sure that its successfull
string result1 = await response1.Content.ReadAsStringAsync(); //Gets the full website
try
{
await Bot.SendPhotoAsync(message.Chat.Id, Telegramfile, "Here is the yiff! \n\nURL: " + result1);
}
catch (Exception ex)
{
Console.WriteLine(ex);
await Bot.SendTextMessageAsync(message.Chat.Id, "API request failed. Please try again.");
}
}
}
catch (Exception ex)
{
Console.WriteLine(ex);
await Bot.SendTextMessageAsync(message.Chat.Id, "API request failed. Please try again.");
}
}
}
if (message.Text.StartsWith("/coins") || message.Text.StartsWith("See your coins")) // send inline keyboard
{
try
{
var database = Database.GetCoins(message.From.Id);
long coins = database.FirstOrDefault().Coins;
await Bot.SendTextMessageAsync(message.Chat.Id, "@" + message.From.Username + " You have " + coins + " coins", replyMarkup : new ReplyKeyboardRemove());
Console.WriteLine(message.From.Username + " has checked their coins");
}
catch (Exception ex)
{
Database.EnterUser(message.From.Id);
var database = Database.GetCoins(message.From.Id);
long coins = database.FirstOrDefault().Coins;
await Bot.SendTextMessageAsync(message.Chat.Id, "@" + message.From.Username + " You have " + coins + " coins");
Console.WriteLine(message.From.Username + " has checked their coins");
}
}
if (message.Text.StartsWith("/daily") || message.Text.StartsWith("Claim Daily Bonus")) // send inline keyboard
{
try
{
var database = Database.GetCoins(message.From.Id);
int claimed = database.FirstOrDefault().Daily;
int day = DateTime.Now.Day;
if (claimed == day)
{
await Bot.SendTextMessageAsync(message.Chat.Id, "@" + message.From.Username + " Go away, m**********r. \n\nYou already got your cash.", replyMarkup : new ReplyKeyboardRemove());
return;
}
Console.WriteLine(message.From.Username + " has claimed daily coins");
Database.AddCoins(message.From.Id, 25);
Database.UpdateDaily(message.From.Id, day);
await Bot.SendTextMessageAsync(message.Chat.Id, "@" + message.From.Username + " Gave you your new wage, m**********r.", replyMarkup : new ReplyKeyboardRemove());
}
catch (Exception ex)
{
Database.EnterUser(message.From.Id);
var database = Database.GetCoins(message.From.Id);
int claimed = database.FirstOrDefault().Daily;
int day = DateTime.Now.Day;
if (claimed == day)
{
await Bot.SendTextMessageAsync(message.Chat.Id, "Go away, m**********r. \n\nYou already got your cash.");
return;
}
Console.WriteLine(message.From.Username + " has claimed daily coins");
Database.AddCoins(message.From.Id, 25);
Database.UpdateDaily(message.From.Id, day);
await Bot.SendTextMessageAsync(message.Chat.Id, "Gave you your new wage, m**********r.");
}
}
if (message.Text.StartsWith("degrade me daddy")) // send inline keyboard
{
Console.WriteLine(message.From.Username + " has been called worthless");
await Bot.SendTextMessageAsync(message.Chat.Id, "You're a worthless piece of shit. \n\nDon't even talk to me. \n\nI bet you can't even be used as a sex toy you're that worthless. \n\nGo back to where you came from... The trash.");
}
if (message.Text.StartsWith("F**k no") || message.Text.StartsWith("f**k no")) // send inline keyboard
{
Console.WriteLine(message.From.Username + " has denied drugs... What do I do now?");
await Bot.SendTextMessageAsync(message.Chat.Id, "Understandable, have a nice day.");
}
}
public Task<Message> SendSticker(string chatId, FileToSend sticker,
bool disableNotification = false,
int replyToMessageId = 0,
IReplyMarkup replyMarkup = null)
=> SendStickerAsync(chatId, sticker, disableNotification, replyToMessageId, replyMarkup);
private static async void BotOnMessageReceived(object sender, MessageEventArgs messageEventArgs)
{
var message = messageEventArgs.Message;
if (message == null || message.Type != MessageType.TextMessage) return;
if (message.Text.StartsWith("/inline")) // send inline keyboard
{
await Bot.SendChatActionAsync(message.Chat.Id, ChatAction.Typing);
var keyboard = new InlineKeyboardMarkup(new[]
{
new[] // first row
{
new InlineKeyboardButton("1.1"),
new InlineKeyboardButton("1.2"),
},
new[] // second row
{
new InlineKeyboardButton("2.1"),
new InlineKeyboardButton("2.2"),
}
});
await Task.Delay(500); // simulate longer running task
await Bot.SendTextMessageAsync(message.Chat.Id, "Choose",
replyMarkup: keyboard);
}
else if (message.Text.StartsWith("/keyboard")) // send custom keyboard
{
var keyboard = new ReplyKeyboardMarkup(new[]
{
new [] // first row
{
new KeyboardButton("1.1"),
new KeyboardButton("1.2"),
},
new [] // last row
{
new KeyboardButton("2.1"),
new KeyboardButton("2.2"),
}
});
await Bot.SendTextMessageAsync(message.Chat.Id, "Choose",
replyMarkup: keyboard);
}
else if (message.Text.StartsWith("/photo")) // send a photo
{
await Bot.SendChatActionAsync(message.Chat.Id, ChatAction.UploadPhoto);
const string file = @"<FilePath>";
var fileName = file.Split('\\').Last();
using (var fileStream = new FileStream(file, FileMode.Open, FileAccess.Read, FileShare.Read))
{
var fts = new FileToSend(fileName, fileStream);
await Bot.SendPhotoAsync(message.Chat.Id, fts, "Nice Picture");
}
}
else if (message.Text.StartsWith("/request")) // request location or contact
{
var keyboard = new ReplyKeyboardMarkup(new []
{
new KeyboardButton("Location")
{
RequestLocation = true
},
new KeyboardButton("Contact")
{
RequestContact = true
},
});
await Bot.SendTextMessageAsync(message.Chat.Id, "Who or Where are you?", replyMarkup: keyboard);
}
else
{
var usage = @"Usage:
/inline - send inline keyboard
/keyboard - send custom keyboard
/photo - send a photo
/request - request location or contact
";
await Bot.SendTextMessageAsync(message.Chat.Id, usage,
replyMarkup: new ReplyKeyboardHide());
}
}
public Task SetWebhook(string url = "", FileToSend? certificate = null)
=> SetWebhookAsync(url, certificate);
/// <summary>
/// moderate jpg/png url.
/// if has cat - process it to Telegram file id.
/// </summary>
/// <param name="url">jpg/png url</param>
/// <param name="userid">user id</param>
/// <param name="sendToUserid">send to user(true) or to moderator</param>
/// <param name="curuser">user to send</param>
/// <param name="fromUrl">we got pic from url (true) or from cat api (false)</param>
/// <returns>ModerationResult</returns>
internal async Task <ModerationResult> moderateWUrl(string url, int userid, bool sendToUserid = false, BotUser curuser = null, bool fromUrl = false)
{
try
{
var urlImage = url;
using (var client = new HttpClient())
{
string json = "";
MainParams.nlog.Trace("Moderation url=" + url);
ModerationResult res = new ModerationResult(json);
res = await doLabels(urlImage);
MainParams.picturesCurrentDay++;
//parse url and process it to fileid
if (res.HasCatOrKittenClass)
{
Stream imageBytes = await client.GetStreamAsync(url);
Telegram.Bot.Types.FileToSend fs = new Telegram.Bot.Types.FileToSend();
fs.Content = imageBytes;
Uri uri = new Uri(url);
fs.Filename = Path.GetFileName(uri.AbsolutePath);
if (!fs.Filename.EndsWith("jpg"))
{
fs.Filename = fs.Filename + ".jpg";
}
string fileid = "";
if (!sendToUserid)
{
//to create file id - send message to moderator
var mesToModerator = await MainParams.TGBot.SendPhotoAsync(MainParams.moderator_id, fs, "cat from url #" + MainParams.catFromUrl);
fileid = mesToModerator.Photo.Last().FileId;
MainParams.nlog.Trace("Mess to Moderator sent; url=" + url);
}
else
{
string ans = "";
if (fromUrl)
{
ans = strings.getCatFromUrl(curuser);
}
else
{
ans = strings.getCatFromApi(curuser);
}
var mesToUser = await MainParams.TGBot.SendPhotoAsync(curuser.chat_id, fs, ans);
fileid = mesToUser.Photo.Last().FileId;
}
MainParams.catFromUrl++;
//string tableid = MainParams.datebase.updateJson(fileid, res.ToStringNoNewline(), userid, res.maxCatScore);
//add to cats table and delete from moderation
MainParams.datebase.ok_from_moderation_url(fileid, res.ToStringNoNewline(), userid, (float)res.maxCatScore, url);
fs.Content.Close();
imageBytes.Close();
}
else
{
//if no cats..send to user anyway and to manual moderation
if (sendToUserid)
{
Stream imageBytes = await client.GetStreamAsync(url);
Telegram.Bot.Types.FileToSend fs = new Telegram.Bot.Types.FileToSend();
fs.Content = imageBytes;
Uri uri = new Uri(url);
fs.Filename = Path.GetFileName(uri.AbsolutePath);
string ans = "";
if (fromUrl)
{
ans = strings.getCatFromUrl(curuser);
}
else
{
ans = strings.getCatFromApi(curuser);
}
var mesToUser = await MainParams.TGBot.SendPhotoAsync(curuser.chat_id, fs, ans);
var fileid = mesToUser.Photo.Last().FileId;
//add to manual moderation
MainParams.datebase.add_to_moderation(curuser.user_id, fileid);
}
}
return(res);
}
}
catch (Exception e)
{
MainParams.nlog.Debug(e);
Console.WriteLine("Google error " + e.Message);
}
return(new ModerationResult(""));
}
async void do_work(object sender, DoWorkEventArgs e)
{
var worker = sender as BackgroundWorker;
var key = e.Argument as String;
try
{
var bot = new Telegram.Bot.TelegramBotClient(key);
await bot.SetWebhookAsync("");
AIMLbot.Bot lazy = new AIMLbot.Bot();
lazy.loadSettings();
lazy.loadAIMLFromFiles();
lazy.isAcceptingUserInput = false;
AIMLbot.User us = new AIMLbot.User("Username", lazy);
lazy.isAcceptingUserInput = true;
bot.OnCallbackQuery += async(object sc, Telegram.Bot.Args.CallbackQueryEventArgs ev) =>
{
Telegram.Bot.Types.FileToSend s;
var message = ev.CallbackQuery.Message;
if (ev.CallbackQuery.Data == "callback1")
{
s = new Telegram.Bot.Types.FileToSend("https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f7/e9/80/f7e980c9700c8395535b835e66f02a59.jpg");
}
else if (ev.CallbackQuery.Data == "callback2")
{
s = new Telegram.Bot.Types.FileToSend("https://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/thumbnails/image/2012/02/29/22/pg-28-sloth-cooke.jpg");
}
await bot.SendPhotoAsync(message.Chat.Id, s, "Sure! But... not today :)");
await bot.AnswerCallbackQueryAsync(ev.CallbackQuery.Id);
};
bot.OnUpdate += async(object su, Telegram.Bot.Args.UpdateEventArgs evu) =>
{
if (evu.Update.CallbackQuery != null || evu.Update.InlineQuery != null)
{
return;
}
var update = evu.Update;
var message = update.Message;
if (message == null)
{
return;
}
if (message.Type == Telegram.Bot.Types.Enums.MessageType.TextMessage)
{
if (message.Text[0] == '/')
{
if (message.Text == "/test")
{
await bot.SendTextMessageAsync(message.Chat.Id, "Yeah...",
replyToMessageId : message.MessageId);
}
if (message.Text == "/sleep")
{
var s = new Telegram.Bot.Types.FileToSend("https://beano-uploads-production.imgix.net/store/f4046f22dffe92e3f2167accb6942f788159d0f979f970dcda59f1d0e529?auto=compress&w=752&h=423&fit=min");
await bot.SendPhotoAsync(message.Chat.Id,
s, "Yeeeeeeeeeah, sleeeeeeeeep!");
}
if (message.Text == "/song")
{
var s = new Telegram.Bot.Types.FileToSend("http://store.naitimp3.ru/download/0/cGR1a0tRTWJwZW8wMlI2aitkT1UzVkxNdXE2dUNiRTAvcGRkeGphMTVFVTdQcGFURWlFOFQyUGZFTXJ6UVo4cWxVSUNza2NOQUpoZkJOU2ozYTJhWUpLSVdiUTRTanQrVmZnN1hQV1U5Tkk9/eels_i_need_some_sleep_(NaitiMP3.ru).mp3");
await bot.SendAudioAsync(message.Chat.Id, s, "", 4, "Eels", "I need some sleep...");
}
if (message.Text == "/work")
{
var keyboard = new Telegram.Bot.Types.ReplyMarkups.InlineKeyboardMarkup(
new Telegram.Bot.Types.InlineKeyboardButtons.InlineKeyboardButton[][]
{
// First row
new [] {
// First column
new Telegram.Bot.Types.InlineKeyboardButtons.InlineKeyboardCallbackButton("Work", "callback1"),
// Second column
new Telegram.Bot.Types.InlineKeyboardButtons.InlineKeyboardCallbackButton("Work harder", "callback2")
},
}
);
await bot.SendTextMessageAsync(message.Chat.Id, "Hmmmm... What should I do?..!", Telegram.Bot.Types.Enums.ParseMode.Default, false, false, 0, keyboard);
}
}
else if ((message.Text[0] >= 'а' && message.Text[0] <= 'я') || (message.Text[0] >= 'А' && message.Text[0] <= 'Я'))
{
await bot.SendTextMessageAsync(message.Chat.Id, "I'm too lazy to learn russian, sorry...",
replyToMessageId : message.MessageId);
}
else
{
AIMLbot.Request r = new AIMLbot.Request(message.Text, us, lazy);
AIMLbot.Result res = lazy.Chat(r);
await bot.SendTextMessageAsync(message.Chat.Id, res.Output,
replyToMessageId : message.MessageId);
}
}
};
bot.StartReceiving();
}
catch (Telegram.Bot.Exceptions.ApiRequestException ex)
{
Console.WriteLine(ex.Message);
}
}
public Task<Message> SendVoice(string chatId, FileToSend audio, int duration = 0,
bool disableNotification = false,
int replyToMessageId = 0,
IReplyMarkup replyMarkup = null)
=> SendVoiceAsync(chatId, audio, duration, disableNotification, replyToMessageId, replyMarkup);
public Task<Message> SendVideo(string chatId, FileToSend video, int duration = 0, string caption = "",
bool disableNotification = false,
int replyToMessageId = 0,
IReplyMarkup replyMarkup = null)
=> SendVideoAsync(chatId, video, duration, caption, disableNotification, replyToMessageId, replyMarkup);
public Task<Message> SendPhoto(string chatId, FileToSend photo, string caption = "",
bool disableNotification = false,
int replyToMessageId = 0,
IReplyMarkup replyMarkup = null)
=> SendPhotoAsync(chatId, photo, caption, disableNotification, replyToMessageId, replyMarkup);
public Task<Message> SendDocument(string chatId, FileToSend document, string caption = "",
bool disableNotification = false,
int replyToMessageId = 0,
IReplyMarkup replyMarkup = null)
=> SendDocumentAsync(chatId, document, caption, disableNotification, replyToMessageId, replyMarkup);
public Task<Message> SendAudio(string chatId, FileToSend audio, int duration, string performer, string title,
bool disableNotification = false,
int replyToMessageId = 0,
IReplyMarkup replyMarkup = null)
=> SendAudioAsync(chatId, audio, duration, performer, title, disableNotification, replyToMessageId, replyMarkup);