protected override void OnProcessMessage(VkApi vkApi, Message message, string[] sentence)
{
var path = "Local/wisdom.txt";
var random = new Random();
BotHandler.SendMessage(vkApi, message.PeerId, BotHandler.GetRandomLineFromFile(random, path));
}
protected override void OnProcessMessage(VkApi vkApi, Message message, string[] sentence)
{
var rnd = new Random();
int result = rnd.Next();
BotHandler.SendMessage(vkApi, message.PeerId, result % 2 == 0 ? "Успех" : "Провал");
}
protected override void OnProcessMessage(VkApi vkApi, Message message, string[] sentence)
{
List <string> names;
try
{
names = vkApi.Messages.GetConversationMembers(message.PeerId.Value, new[] { "" })
.Profiles
.Select(user => $"{user.FirstName} {user.LastName}")
.ToList();
}
catch (ConversationAccessDeniedException)
{
BotHandler.SendMessage(vkApi, message.PeerId,
"Для вывода случайного статуса участника, боту необходимы права администратора");
return;
}
string question = message.Text.Substring(sentence[0].Length).TrimStart().TrimEnd("?!".ToCharArray());
var rnd = new Random(question.ToLower().GetHashCode());
int result = rnd.Next(0, names.Count());
double chanceOfNothing = rnd.NextDouble();
var answer = $"{(chanceOfNothing > 0.9 ? "Никто не" : names[result])} {question}";
BotHandler.SendMessage(vkApi, message.PeerId, answer);
}
protected override void OnProcessMessage(VkApi vkApi, Message message, string[] sentence)
{
string[] dices = sentence[1].Split('d');
if (!int.TryParse(dices[0], out int diceCount))
{
return;
}
if (!int.TryParse(dices[1], out int diceValue))
{
return;
}
if (diceValue < 0 || diceCount < 0)
{
return;
}
var modificator = 0;
if (sentence.Length >= 3)
{
int.TryParse(sentence[2], out modificator);
}
var rnd = new Random();
var result = 0;
for (var i = 0; i < diceCount; i++)
{
result += rnd.Next(0, diceValue) + 1;
}
BotHandler.SendMessage(vkApi, message.PeerId, $"Выпало {result} + {modificator} = {result + modificator}");
}
protected override void OnProcessMessage(VkApi vkApi, Message message, string[] sentence)
{
try
{
if (message.FromId != null &&
vkApi.Users.Get(new[] { message.FromId.Value }, ProfileFields.Sex)[0].Sex ==
Sex.Male)
{
BotHandler.SendMessage(vkApi, message.PeerId,
new Random().NextDouble() > 0.5
? "У вас нет бибасиков у только вас биба"
: "Бибасики только для девушек, у вас только биба");
return;
}
}
catch (Exception)
{
// ignored
}
var rnd = new Random(BotHandler.GetDayUserSeed(message.FromId));
var length = (float)rnd.NextDouble();
double resultLenght = 80 + Math.Tan(0.5 * Math.PI * (2 * length - 1));
BotHandler.SendMessage(vkApi, message.PeerId, $"Сегодня ваши бибасики {resultLenght:F1} см в обхвате");
}
protected override void OnProcessMessage(VkApi vkApi, Message message, string[] sentence)
{
string answer = string.Join('\n',
_processors.Where(processor => processor.VisiblyDescription)
.Select(processor => $"{processor.Name}\n{processor.Description}\n")
);
BotHandler.SendMessage(vkApi, message.PeerId, answer);
}
protected override void OnProcessMessage(VkApi vkApi, Message message, string[] sentence)
{
var rnd = new Random(BotHandler.GetDayUserSeed(message.FromId));
var stringBuilder = new StringBuilder($"Сегодня вас ждет {GetPrediction(rnd, rnd.Next(3, 6))}");
BotHandler.SendMessage(vkApi, message.PeerId, stringBuilder.ToString());
}
protected override void OnProcessMessage(VkApi vkApi, Message message, string[] sentence)
{
var rnd = new Random(BotHandler.GetDayUserSeed(message.FromId));
int predictionLength = (int)Math.Abs(15 + Math.Tan(0.5 * Math.PI * Math.Pow(2 * rnd.NextDouble() - 1, 5)));
var stringBuilder = new StringBuilder($"Мудрец видит что в будущем будет {GetPrediction(rnd, predictionLength)}");
BotHandler.SendMessage(vkApi, message.PeerId, stringBuilder.ToString());
}
private static string GetPrediction(Random rnd)
{
try
{
var path = "Local/predictions.txt";
return(BotHandler.GetRandomLineFromFile(rnd, path));
}
catch (Exception e)
{
return(e.Message);
}
}
private static string GetPrediction(Random rnd, int count)
{
try
{
var path = "Local/emodzy.txt";
return(string.Join(' ', BotHandler.GetRandomLineFromFile(rnd, path, count)));
}
catch (Exception e)
{
return(e.Message);
}
}
protected override void OnProcessMessage(VkApi vkApi, Message message, string[] sentence)
{
var path = "Local/8.txt";
int seed = new Random().Next(int.MinValue, int.MaxValue);
if (sentence.Length > 1)
{
seed = BotHandler.GetDayUserSeed(message.PeerId) + message.Text.GetHashCode();
}
BotHandler.SendMessage(vkApi, message.PeerId, BotHandler.GetRandomLineFromFile(new Random(seed), path));
}
public virtual bool HasTrigger(Message message, string[] sentence)
{
if (sentence.Length > 1 && BotHandler.IsBotTrigger(sentence[0]))
{
return(CheckTrigger(sentence[1]));
}
if (sentence.Length >= 1)
{
return(CheckTrigger(sentence[0]));
}
return(false);
}
protected override void OnProcessMessage(VkApi vkApi, Message message, string[] sentence)
{
var path = "Local/wisdom.txt";
var random = sentence.Length > 1 ? new Random(message.Text.GetHashCode()) : new Random();
List <string> lines = BotHandler.GetRandomLineFromFile(random, path, random.Next(2, 5));
string line = string.Join(" ", lines);
var words = line.Split(' ').OrderBy(s => random.Next()).ToList();
int randomWordCount = random.Next(3, words.Count);
int clampedCount = Math.Clamp(randomWordCount, 0, words.Count);
string answer = string.Join(' ', words.Take(clampedCount).ToArray());
BotHandler.SendMessage(vkApi, message.PeerId, answer);
}
protected override void OnProcessMessage(VkApi vkApi, Message message, string[] sentence)
{
var rnd = new Random(BotHandler.GetDayUserSeed(message.FromId));
int pages = rnd.Next(-3, 130);
double originality = rnd.Next(0, 100) + Math.Round(rnd.NextDouble(), 2);
double chanceOfSurrender = rnd.Next(0, 100) + Math.Round(rnd.NextDouble(), 2);
string prediction = GetPrediction(rnd);
string result = $"[id{message.FromId}|Ваш] диплом состоит из {pages} страниц(ы) , \n" +
$"текущая оригинальность {originality}%, \n" +
$"шанс сдать = {chanceOfSurrender}%\n" +
$"Предсказание к диплому: {prediction}";
BotHandler.SendMessage(vkApi, message.PeerId, result);
}
protected override void OnProcessMessage(VkApi vkApi, Message message, string[] sentence)
{
var rnd = new Random(BotHandler.GetDayUserSeed(message.FromId));
bool maleBiba = rnd.NextDouble() < 0.46f;
var length = (float)rnd.NextDouble();
double resultLenght = maleBiba
? 15 + Math.Tan(0.5 * Math.PI * (2 * length - 1))
: -4 + Math.Tan(0.5 * Math.PI * (2 * length - 1));
var diameter = (float)rnd.NextDouble();
double resultDiameter = 30 + Math.Tan(0.5 * Math.PI * Math.Pow(2 * diameter - 1, 1));
BotHandler.SendMessage(vkApi, message.PeerId,
$"Сегодня ваша биба ({(maleBiba ? "male" : "female")}) длиной {resultLenght:F2} см и диаметром {resultDiameter:F2} мм");
}
protected override void OnProcessMessage(VkApi vkApi, Message message, string[] sentence)
{
List <string> statuses;
try
{
statuses = vkApi.Messages.GetConversationMembers(message.PeerId.Value, new[] { "status" })
.Profiles
.Where(p => !string.IsNullOrEmpty(p.Status))
.Select(p => p.Status)
.ToList();
}
catch (ConversationAccessDeniedException)
{
BotHandler.SendMessage(vkApi, message.PeerId,
"Для вывода случайного статуса участника, боту необходимы права администратора");
return;
}
var rnd = new Random();
int result = rnd.Next(0, statuses.Count());
BotHandler.SendMessage(vkApi, message.PeerId, statuses[result]);
}
protected override void OnProcessMessage(VkApi vkApi, Message message, string[] sentence)
{
BotHandler.SendMessage(vkApi, message.PeerId, "Император сказал спать");
Program.Shutdown();
}
protected override void OnProcessMessage(VkApi vkApi, Message message, string[] sentence)
{
BotHandler.SendMessage(vkApi, message.PeerId, "Пизда");
}
private static void Main(string[] args)
{
Configs configs = Configs.GetConfig();
LongPollServerResponse longPollServer = Auth(configs);
var botHandler = new BotHandler(_api);
_currentTs = longPollServer.Ts;
while (_botEnabled)
{
try
{
BotsLongPollHistoryResponse poll = _api.Groups.GetBotsLongPollHistory(new BotsLongPollHistoryParams
{
Server = longPollServer.Server,
Ts = _currentTs,
Key = longPollServer.Key,
Wait = 130
});
if (poll?.Updates == null || !poll.Updates.Any())
{
continue;
}
foreach (GroupUpdate a in poll.Updates)
{
_currentTs = poll.Ts;
Message message;
if (a.MessageNew != null)
{
message = a.MessageNew.Message;
}
else if (a.Message != null)
{
message = a.Message;
}
else
{
continue;
}
if (message.Date > _lastData || _lastData == null)
{
_lastData = message.Date;
botHandler.MessageProcessing(message);
}
}
}
catch (LongPollException exception)
{
longPollServer = TryUpdateLongPollServer(exception, longPollServer, configs);
}
catch (Exception e)
{
Console.WriteLine(e.Message);
}
Task.Delay(100);
}
}
