static async void ProcessUpdate(TelegramBotClient bot, Update update, User me)
{
// Read Configuration
var wundergroundKey = ConfigurationManager.AppSettings["WundergroundKey"];
var bingKey = ConfigurationManager.AppSettings["BingKey"];
var wolframAppId = ConfigurationManager.AppSettings["WolframAppID"];
// Process Request
try
{
var httpClient = new ProHttpClient();
var text = update.Message.Text;
var replyText = string.Empty;
var replyTextMarkdown = string.Empty;
var replyImage = string.Empty;
var replyImageCaption = string.Empty;
var replyDocument = string.Empty;
if (text != null && (text.StartsWith("/", StringComparison.Ordinal) || text.StartsWith("!", StringComparison.Ordinal)))
{
// Log to console
Console.WriteLine(update.Message.Chat.Id + " < " + update.Message.From.Username + " - " + text);
// Allow ! or /
if (text.StartsWith("!", StringComparison.Ordinal))
{
text = "/" + text.Substring(1);
}
// Strip @BotName
text = text.Replace("@" + me.Username, "");
// Parse
string command;
string body;
if (text.StartsWith("/s/", StringComparison.Ordinal))
{
command = "/s"; // special case for sed
body = text.Substring(2);
}
else
{
command = text.Split(' ')[0];
body = text.Replace(command, "").Trim();
}
var stringBuilder = new StringBuilder();
switch (command.ToLowerInvariant())
{
case "/beer":
if (body == string.Empty)
{
replyText = "Usage: /beer <Name of beer>";
break;
}
await bot.SendChatActionAsync(update.Message.Chat.Id, ChatAction.Typing);
var beerSearch = httpClient.DownloadString("http://www.beeradvocate.com/search/?q=" + HttpUtility.UrlEncode(body) + "&qt=beer").Result.Replace("\r", "").Replace("\n", "");
// Load First Result
var firstBeer = Regex.Match(beerSearch, @"<div id=""ba-content"">.*?<ul>.*?<li>.*?<a href=""(.*?)"">").Groups[1].Value.Trim();
if (firstBeer == string.Empty)
{
replyText = "The Great & Powerful Trixie was unable to find a beer name matching: " + body;
break;
}
var beer = httpClient.DownloadString("http://www.beeradvocate.com" + firstBeer).Result.Replace("\r", "").Replace("\n", "");
var beerName = Regex.Match(beer, @"<title>(.*?)</title>").Groups[1].Value.Replace(" | BeerAdvocate", string.Empty).Trim();
beer = Regex.Match(beer, @"<div id=""ba-content"">.*?<div>(.*?)<div style=""clear:both;"">").Groups[1].Value.Trim();
replyImage = Regex.Match(beer, @"img src=""(.*?)""").Groups[1].Value.Trim();
replyImageCaption = "http://www.beeradvocate.com" + firstBeer;
var beerScore = Regex.Match(beer, @"<span class=""BAscore_big ba-score"">(.*?)</span>").Groups[1].Value.Trim();
var beerScoreText = Regex.Match(beer, @"<span class=""ba-score_text"">(.*?)</span>").Groups[1].Value.Trim();
var beerbroScore = Regex.Match(beer, @"<span class=""BAscore_big ba-bro_score"">(.*?)</span>").Groups[1].Value.Trim();
var beerbroScoreText = Regex.Match(beer, @"<b class=""ba-bro_text"">(.*?)</b>").Groups[1].Value.Trim();
var beerHads = Regex.Match(beer, @"<span class=""ba-ratings"">(.*?)</span>").Groups[1].Value.Trim();
var beerAvg = Regex.Match(beer, @"<span class=""ba-ravg"">(.*?)</span>").Groups[1].Value.Trim();
var beerStyle = Regex.Match(beer, @"<b>Style:</b>.*?<b>(.*?)</b>").Groups[1].Value.Trim();
var beerAbv = beer.Substring(beer.IndexOf("(ABV):", StringComparison.Ordinal) + 10, 7).Trim();
var beerDescription = Regex.Match(beer, @"<b>Notes / Commercial Description:</b>(.*?)</div>").Groups[1].Value.Replace("|", "").Trim();
stringBuilder.Append(beerName.Replace("|", "- " + beerStyle + " by") + "\r\nScore: " + beerScore + " (" + beerScoreText + ") | Bros: " + beerbroScore + " (" + beerbroScoreText + ") | Avg: " + beerAvg + " (" + beerHads + " hads)\r\nABV: " + beerAbv + " | ");
stringBuilder.Append(HttpUtility.HtmlDecode(beerDescription).Replace("<br>"," ").Trim());
break;
case "/cat":
replyImage = "http://thecatapi.com/api/images/get?format=src&type=jpg,png";
break;
case "/doge":
replyImage = "http://dogr.io/wow/" + body.Replace(",", "/").Replace(" ", "") + ".png";
replyImageCaption = "wow";
break;
case "/echo":
replyText = body;
break;
case "/fat":
if (body == string.Empty)
{
replyText = "Usage: /fat <Name of food>";
break;
}
await bot.SendChatActionAsync(update.Message.Chat.Id, ChatAction.Typing);
var search = httpClient.DownloadString("http://www.calorieking.com/foods/search.php?keywords=" + body).Result.Replace("\r", "").Replace("\n", "");
// Load First Result
var firstUrl = Regex.Match(search, @"<a class=""food-search-result-name"" href=""([\w:\/\-\._]*)""").Groups[1].Value.Trim();
if (firstUrl == string.Empty)
{
replyText = "The Great & Powerful Trixie was unable to find a food name matching: " + body;
break;
}
var food = httpClient.DownloadString(firstUrl).Result.Replace("\r", "").Replace("\n", "");
// Scrape it
var label = string.Empty;
var protein = 0.0;
var carbs = 0.0;
var fat = 0.0;
var fiber = 0.0;
stringBuilder.Append(Regex.Match(food, @"<title>(.*)\ \|.*<\/title>").Groups[1].Value.Replace("Calories in ", "").Trim() + " per "); // Name of item
stringBuilder.Append(Regex.Match(food, @"<select name=""units"".*?<option.*?>(.*?)<\/option>", RegexOptions.IgnoreCase).Groups[1].Value.Trim() + "\r\n"); // Unit
foreach (Match fact in Regex.Matches(food, @"<td class=""(calories|label|amount)"">([a-zA-Z0-9\ &;<>=\/\""\.]*)<\/td>"))
{
switch (fact.Groups[1].Value.Trim().ToLowerInvariant())
{
case "calories":
stringBuilder.Append("Calories: " + fact.Groups[2].Value.Replace("Calories <span class=\"amount\">", "").Replace("</span>", "") + ", ");
break;
case "label":
label = fact.Groups[2].Value.Trim();
break;
case "amount":
stringBuilder.Append(label + ": " + fact.Groups[2].Value + ", ");
switch (label.ToLowerInvariant())
{
case "protein":
protein = Convert.ToDouble(fact.Groups[2].Value.Replace("mg", "").Replace("g", "").Replace("<", "").Replace(">", ""));
break;
case "total carbs.":
carbs = Convert.ToDouble(fact.Groups[2].Value.Replace("mg", "").Replace("g", "").Replace("<", "").Replace(">", ""));
break;
case "total fat":
fat = Convert.ToDouble(fact.Groups[2].Value.Replace("mg", "").Replace("g", "").Replace("<", "").Replace(">", ""));
break;
case "dietary fiber":
fiber = Convert.ToDouble(fact.Groups[2].Value.Replace("mg", "").Replace("g", "").Replace("<", "").Replace(">", ""));
break;
}
break;
}
}
// WW Points = (Protein/10.9375) + (Carbs/9.2105) + (Fat/3.8889) - (Fiber/12.5)
stringBuilder.Append("WW PointsPlus: " + Math.Round((protein / 10.9375) + (carbs / 9.2105) + (fat / 3.8889) - (fiber / 12.5), 1));
break;
case "/forecast":
if (body.Length < 2)
{
body = "Cincinnati, OH";
}
await bot.SendChatActionAsync(update.Message.Chat.Id, ChatAction.Typing);
dynamic dfor = JObject.Parse(httpClient.DownloadString("http://api.wunderground.com/api/" + wundergroundKey + "/forecast/q/" + body + ".json").Result);
if (dfor.forecast == null || dfor.forecast.txt_forecast == null)
{
replyText = "You have disappointed Trixie. \"" + body + "\" is bullshit and you know it. Try \"City, ST\" or \"City, Country\" next time.";
break;
}
for (var ifor = 0; ifor < Enumerable.Count(dfor.forecast.txt_forecast.forecastday) - 1; ifor++)
{
stringBuilder.AppendLine(dfor.forecast.txt_forecast.forecastday[ifor].title.ToString() + ": " + dfor.forecast.txt_forecast.forecastday[ifor].fcttext.ToString());
}
break;
case "/help":
replyText = "The Great & powerful Trixie understands the following commands:\r\n" +
"/cat /doge /fat /forecast /help /image /imdb /google /joke /map /outside /overwatch /pony /radar /satellite /stock /stock7 /stockyear /translate /translateto /trixie /version /weather /wiki /ww";
/* Send this string of text to BotFather to register the bot's commands:
cat - Get a picture of a cat
doge - Dogeify a comma sep list of terms
fat - Nutrition information
forecast - Weather forecast
help - Displays help text
image - Search for an image
imdb - Search IMDB for a movie name
google - Search Google
map - Returns a location for the given search
joke - Returns a random joke from /r/jokes on Reddit
outside - Webcam image
overwatch - Overwatch Stats
pony - Ponies matching comma separated tags
radar - Weather radar
remind - Sets a reminder message after X minutes
satellite - Weather Satellite
stock - US Stock Chart (1 day)
stock7 - US Stock Chart (7 day)
stockyear - US Stock Chart (12 month)
translate - Translate to english
translateto - Translate to a given language
trixie - Wolfram Alpha logic search
version - Display version info
weather - Current weather conditions
wiki - Search Wikipedia
ww - WeightWatcher PointsPlus calc
*/
break;
case "/image":
case "/img":
if (body == string.Empty)
{
replyText = "Usage: /image <Description of image to find>";
break;
}
await bot.SendChatActionAsync(update.Message.Chat.Id, ChatAction.Typing);
httpClient.AuthorizationHeader = "Basic " + bingKey;
dynamic dimg = JObject.Parse(httpClient.DownloadString("https://api.datamarket.azure.com/Data.ashx/Bing/Search/Image?Market=%27en-US%27&Adult=%27Moderate%27&Query=%27" + HttpUtility.UrlEncode(body) + "%27&$format=json&$top=3").Result);
httpClient.AuthorizationHeader = string.Empty;
if (dimg.d == null || dimg.d.results == null || Enumerable.Count(dimg.d.results) < 1)
{
replyText = "You have disappointed Trixie. \"" + body + "\" is bullshit and you know it. Try harder next time.";
break;
}
var rimg = new Random();
var iimgmax = Enumerable.Count(dimg.d.results);
if (iimgmax > 3)
{
iimgmax = 3;
}
var iimg = rimg.Next(0, iimgmax);
string imageUrl = dimg.d.results[iimg].MediaUrl.ToString();
if (imageUrl.Trim().EndsWith(".gif", StringComparison.Ordinal))
{
replyDocument = dimg.d.results[iimg].MediaUrl;
}
else
{
replyImage = dimg.d.results[iimg].MediaUrl;
}
break;
case "/imdb":
case "/rt":
case "/movie":
if (body == string.Empty)
{
replyText = "Usage: /imdb <Movie Title>";
break;
}
await bot.SendChatActionAsync(update.Message.Chat.Id, ChatAction.Typing);
// Search Bing
httpClient.AuthorizationHeader = "Basic " + bingKey;
dynamic dimdb = JObject.Parse(httpClient.DownloadString("https://api.datamarket.azure.com/Data.ashx/Bing/Search/Web?Market=%27en-US%27&Adult=%27Moderate%27&Query=%27site%3Aimdb.com%20" + HttpUtility.UrlEncode(body) + "%27&$format=json&$top=1").Result);
httpClient.AuthorizationHeader = string.Empty;
if (dimdb.d == null || dimdb.d.results == null ||
Enumerable.Count(dimdb.d.results) < 1)
{
replyText = "Trixie was unable to find a movie name matching:" + body;
break;
}
// Find correct /combined URL
string imdbUrl = dimdb.d.results[0].Url;
imdbUrl = (imdbUrl.Replace("/business", "").Replace("/combined", "").Replace("/faq", "").Replace("/goofs", "").Replace("/news", "").Replace("/parentalguide", "").Replace("/quotes", "").Replace("/ratings", "").Replace("/synopsis", "").Replace("/trivia", "") + "/combined").Replace("//combined","/combined");
// Scrape it
var imdb = httpClient.DownloadString(imdbUrl).Result.Replace("\r", "").Replace("\n", "");
var title = Regex.Match(imdb, @"<title>(IMDb \- )*(.*?) \(.*?</title>", RegexOptions.IgnoreCase).Groups[2].Value.Trim();
var year = Regex.Match(imdb, @"<title>.*?\(.*?(\d{4}).*?\).*?</title>", RegexOptions.IgnoreCase).Groups[1].Value.Trim();
var rating = Regex.Match(imdb, @"<b>(\d.\d)/10</b>", RegexOptions.IgnoreCase).Groups[1].Value.Trim();
var votes = Regex.Match(imdb, @">(\d+,?\d*) votes<", RegexOptions.IgnoreCase).Groups[1].Value.Trim();
var plot = Regex.Match(imdb, @"Plot:</h5>.*?<div class=""info-content"">(.*?)(<a|</div)", RegexOptions.IgnoreCase).Groups[1].Value.Trim();
var tagline = Regex.Match(imdb, @"Tagline:</h5>.*?<div class=""info-content"">(.*?)(<a|</div)", RegexOptions.IgnoreCase).Groups[1].Value.Trim();
var poster = Regex.Match(imdb, @"<div class=""photo"">.*?<a name=""poster"".*?><img.*?src=""(.*?)"".*?</div>", RegexOptions.IgnoreCase).Groups[1].Value.Trim();
var posterFull = string.Empty;
if (!string.IsNullOrEmpty(poster) && poster.IndexOf("media-imdb.com", StringComparison.Ordinal) > 0)
{
poster = Regex.Replace(poster, @"_V1.*?.jpg", "_V1._SY200.jpg");
posterFull = Regex.Replace(poster, @"_V1.*?.jpg", "_V1._SX1280_SY1280.jpg");
}
if (title.Length < 2)
{
replyText = "Trixie was unable to find a movie name matching: " + body;
}
else
{
// Try for RT score scrape
httpClient.AuthorizationHeader = "Basic " + bingKey;
dynamic drt = JObject.Parse(httpClient.DownloadString("https://api.datamarket.azure.com/Data.ashx/Bing/Search/Web?Market=%27en-US%27&Adult=%27Moderate%27&Query=%27site%3Arottentomatoes.com%20" + HttpUtility.UrlEncode(body) + "%27&$format=json&$top=1").Result);
httpClient.AuthorizationHeader = string.Empty;
if (drt.d != null && drt.d.results != null && Enumerable.Count(drt.d.results) > 0)
{
string rtUrl = drt.d.results[0].Url;
var rt = httpClient.DownloadString(rtUrl).Result;
//var rtCritic = Regex.Match(rt, @"<span class=""meter-value .*?<span>(.*?)</span>", RegexOptions.IgnoreCase).Groups[1].Value.Trim();
var rtCritic = Regex.Match(rt, @"<span class=""meter-value superPageFontColor""><span>(.*?)</span>", RegexOptions.IgnoreCase).Groups[1].Value.Trim();
var rtAudience = Regex.Match(rt, @"<span class=""superPageFontColor"" style=""vertical-align:top"">(.*?)</span>", RegexOptions.IgnoreCase).Groups[1].Value.Trim();
replyText = HttpUtility.HtmlDecode(title) + " (" + year + ") - " + HttpUtility.HtmlDecode(tagline) + "\r\nIMDb: " + rating + " (" + votes + " votes) | RT critic: " + rtCritic + "% | RT audience: " + rtAudience + "\r\n" + HttpUtility.HtmlDecode(plot);
}
else
{
var rt = httpClient.DownloadString("http://www.rottentomatoes.com/search/?search=" + HttpUtility.UrlEncode(body)).Result;
//var rtCritic = Regex.Match(rt, @"<span class=""meter-value .*?<span>(.*?)</span>", RegexOptions.IgnoreCase).Groups[1].Value.Trim();
var rtCritic = Regex.Match(rt, @"<span class=""meter-value superPageFontColor""><span>(.*?)</span>", RegexOptions.IgnoreCase).Groups[1].Value.Trim();
var rtAudience = Regex.Match(rt, @"<span class=""superPageFontColor"" style=""vertical-align:top"">(.*?)</span>", RegexOptions.IgnoreCase).Groups[1].Value.Trim();
replyText = HttpUtility.HtmlDecode(title) + " (" + year + ") - " + HttpUtility.HtmlDecode(tagline) + "\r\nIMDb: " + rating + " (" + votes + " votes) | RT critic: " + rtCritic + "% | RT audience: " + rtAudience + "\r\n" + HttpUtility.HtmlDecode(plot);
}
// Remove trailing pipe that sometimes occurs
if (replyText.EndsWith("|"))
{
replyText = replyText.Substring(0, replyText.Length - 2).Trim();
}
// Set referrer URI to grab IMDB poster
httpClient.ReferrerUri = imdbUrl;
replyImage = posterFull;
replyImageCaption = imdbUrl;
}
break;
case "/joke":
await bot.SendChatActionAsync(update.Message.Chat.Id, ChatAction.Typing);
dynamic djoke = JObject.Parse(httpClient.DownloadString("https://api.reddit.com/r/jokes/top?t=day&limit=5").Result);
var rjoke = new Random();
var ijokemax = Enumerable.Count(djoke.data.children);
if (ijokemax > 4)
{
ijokemax = 4;
}
var ijoke = rjoke.Next(0, ijokemax);
replyText = djoke.data.children[ijoke].data.title.ToString() + " " + djoke.data.children[ijoke].data.selftext.ToString();
break;
case "/map":
case "/location":
if (body == string.Empty)
{
replyText = "Usage: /map <Search Text>";
break;
}
await bot.SendChatActionAsync(update.Message.Chat.Id, ChatAction.Typing);
dynamic dmap = JObject.Parse(httpClient.DownloadString("http://maps.googleapis.com/maps/api/geocode/json?address=" + HttpUtility.UrlEncode(body)).Result);
if (dmap == null || dmap.results == null || Enumerable.Count(dmap.results) < 1)
{
replyText = "You have disappointed Trixie. \"" + body + "\" is bullshit and you know it. Try harder next time.";
}
else
{
await bot.SendLocationAsync(update.Message.Chat.Id, (float)dmap.results[0].geometry.location.lat, (float)dmap.results[0].geometry.location.lng);
}
break;
case "/google":
case "/bing":
if (body == string.Empty)
{
replyText = "Usage: /google <Search Text>";
break;
}
await bot.SendChatActionAsync(update.Message.Chat.Id, ChatAction.Typing);
httpClient.AuthorizationHeader = "Basic " + bingKey;
dynamic dgoog = JObject.Parse(httpClient.DownloadString("https://api.datamarket.azure.com/Data.ashx/Bing/Search/Web?Market=%27en-US%27&Adult=%27Moderate%27&Query=%27" + HttpUtility.UrlEncode(body) + "%27&$format=json&$top=1").Result);
httpClient.AuthorizationHeader = string.Empty;
if (dgoog.d == null || dgoog.d.results == null || Enumerable.Count(dgoog.d.results) < 1)
{
replyText = "You have disappointed Trixie. \"" + body + "\" is bullshit and you know it. Try harder next time.";
}
else
{
var rgoog = new Random();
var igoog = rgoog.Next(0, Enumerable.Count(dgoog.d.results));
replyText = HttpUtility.HtmlDecode(dgoog.d.results[igoog].Title.ToString()) + " | " + HttpUtility.HtmlDecode(dgoog.d.results[igoog].Description.ToString()) + "\r\n" + dgoog.d.results[igoog].Url;
}
break;
case "/outside":
if (body.Length < 2)
{
body = "Cincinnati, OH";
}
await bot.SendChatActionAsync(update.Message.Chat.Id, ChatAction.Typing);
dynamic dout = JObject.Parse(httpClient.DownloadString("http://api.wunderground.com/api/" + wundergroundKey + "/webcams/q/" + body + ".json").Result);
if (dout.webcams == null)
{
replyText = "You have disappointed Trixie. \"" + body + "\" is bullshit and you know it. Try \"City, ST\" or \"City, Country\" next time.";
break;
}
var rout = new Random();
var iout = rout.Next(0, Enumerable.Count(dout.webcams));
replyImage = dout.webcams[iout].CURRENTIMAGEURL;
replyImageCaption = dout.webcams[iout].organization + " " + dout.webcams[iout].neighborhood + " " + dout.webcams[iout].city + ", " + dout.webcams[iout].state + "\r\n" + dout.webcams[iout].CAMURL;
break;
case "/overwatch":
if (body.Length < 2)
{
replyText = "Usage: /overwatch <Battletag with no spaces> eg: /overwatch SniperFox#1513";
break;
}
var ow = new OverwatchPlayer(body, Platform.pc, Region.us);
await bot.SendChatActionAsync(update.Message.Chat.Id, ChatAction.Typing);
ow.UpdateStats().GetAwaiter().GetResult();
if (ow.CompetitiveStats.AllHeroes != null)
{
replyTextMarkdown = "*Competitive Play - Rank " + ow.CompetitiveRank + "*\r\n" + ow.CompetitiveStats.AllHeroes.Game.GamesWon + " wins, " + (ow.CompetitiveStats.AllHeroes.Game.GamesPlayed - ow.CompetitiveStats.AllHeroes.Game.GamesWon) + " losses " +
"(" + Math.Round((ow.CompetitiveStats.AllHeroes.Game.GamesWon / ow.CompetitiveStats.AllHeroes.Game.GamesPlayed) * 100, 2) + "%) " +
"over " + Math.Round(ow.CompetitiveStats.AllHeroes.Game.TimePlayed.TotalHours / 24, 2) + " days played.\r\n" +
ow.CompetitiveStats.AllHeroes.Combat.Eliminations + " eliminations, " + ow.CompetitiveStats.AllHeroes.Deaths.Deaths + " deaths, " + Math.Round(ow.CompetitiveStats.AllHeroes.Combat.Eliminations / ow.CompetitiveStats.AllHeroes.Deaths.Deaths, 2) + " eliminations per death.\r\n" +
ow.CompetitiveStats.AllHeroes.MatchAwards.Cards + " cards, " + ow.CompetitiveStats.AllHeroes.MatchAwards.MedalsGold + " gold, " + ow.CompetitiveStats.AllHeroes.MatchAwards.MedalsSilver + " silver, and " + ow.CompetitiveStats.AllHeroes.MatchAwards.MedalsGold + " bronze medals.\r\n";
}
replyTextMarkdown += "*Quick Filthy Casual Play - Level " + ow.PlayerLevel + "*\r\n" + ow.CasualStats.AllHeroes.Game.GamesWon + " wins, " + (ow.CasualStats.AllHeroes.Game.GamesPlayed - ow.CasualStats.AllHeroes.Game.GamesWon) + " losses " +
"(" + Math.Round((ow.CasualStats.AllHeroes.Game.GamesWon / ow.CasualStats.AllHeroes.Game.GamesPlayed) * 100, 2) + "%) " +
"over " + Math.Round(ow.CasualStats.AllHeroes.Game.TimePlayed.TotalHours / 24, 2) + " days played.\r\n" +
ow.CasualStats.AllHeroes.Combat.Eliminations + " eliminations, " + ow.CasualStats.AllHeroes.Deaths.Deaths + " deaths, " + Math.Round(ow.CasualStats.AllHeroes.Combat.Eliminations / ow.CasualStats.AllHeroes.Deaths.Deaths, 2) + " eliminations per death.\r\n" +
ow.CasualStats.AllHeroes.MatchAwards.Cards + " cards, " + ow.CasualStats.AllHeroes.MatchAwards.MedalsGold + " gold, " + ow.CasualStats.AllHeroes.MatchAwards.MedalsSilver + " silver, and " + ow.CasualStats.AllHeroes.MatchAwards.MedalsGold + " bronze medals.\r\n" +
ow.ProfileURL.Replace("/en-gb/", "/en-us/");
break;
case "/pony":
case "/pone":
if (body.Length < 2)
{
replyText = "I like ponies too. What kind of pony would you like me to search for?";
break;
}
await bot.SendChatActionAsync(update.Message.Chat.Id, ChatAction.Typing);
dynamic dpony = JObject.Parse(httpClient.DownloadString("https://derpibooru.org/search.json?q=safe," + HttpUtility.UrlEncode(body)).Result);
if (dpony.search == null)
{
replyText = "You have disappointed Trixie. \"" + body + "\" is bullshit and you know it.";
break;
}
var rpony = new Random();
var iponymax = Enumerable.Count(dpony.search);
if (iponymax < 1)
{
replyText = "You have disappointed Trixie. \"" + body + "\" is bullshit and you know it.";
break;
}
if (iponymax > 5)
{
iponymax = 5;
}
var ipony = rpony.Next(0, iponymax);
replyImage = "https:" + dpony.search[ipony].representations.large;
replyImageCaption = "https:" + dpony.search[ipony].image;
break;
case "/radar":
if (body.Length < 2)
{
body = "Cincinnati, OH";
}
replyDocument = "http://api.wunderground.com/api/" + wundergroundKey + "/animatedradar/q/" + body + ".gif?newmaps=1&num=15&width=1024&height=1024";
break;
case "/remind":
case "/remindme":
case "/reminder":
if (body.Length < 2 || !body.Contains(" "))
{
replyText = "Usage: /remind <minutes> <Reminder Text>";
}
else
{
var delayMinutesString = body.Substring(0, body.IndexOf(" ", StringComparison.Ordinal));
int delayMinutes;
if (int.TryParse(delayMinutesString, out delayMinutes))
{
if (delayMinutes > 1440 || delayMinutes < 1)
{
replyText = "Reminders can not be set for longer than 1440 minutes (24 hours).";
}
else
{
DelayedMessage(bot, update.Message.Chat.Id, "@" + update.Message.From.Username + " Reminder: " + body.Substring(delayMinutesString.Length).Trim(), delayMinutes);
replyText = "OK, I'll remind you at " + DateTime.Now.AddMinutes(delayMinutes).ToString("MM/dd/yyyy HH:mm") + " (US Eastern)";
}
}
else
{
replyText = "Usage: /remind <minutes as positive integer> <Reminder Text>";
}
}
break;
case "/s":
if (body.Length < 2 || update.Message.ReplyToMessage == null)
{
replyText = "This must be done as a reply in the format /s/replace this/replace with/";
}
else
{
var sed = body.Split('/');
if (sed.Length != 4)
replyText = "The only sed command parsed is /s/replace this/replace with/";
else
{
replyTextMarkdown = "*" + update.Message.ReplyToMessage.From.FirstName + " " + update.Message.ReplyToMessage.From.LastName + "* \r\n" + update.Message.ReplyToMessage.Text.Replace(sed[1], sed[2]);
}
}
break;
case "/satellite":
if (body.Length < 2)
{
body = "Cincinnati, OH";
}
await bot.SendChatActionAsync(update.Message.Chat.Id, ChatAction.Typing);
dynamic rsat = JObject.Parse(httpClient.DownloadString("http://api.wunderground.com/api/" + wundergroundKey + "/satellite/q/" + body + ".json").Result);
if (rsat.satellite == null || rsat.satellite.image_url == null)
{
replyText = "You have disappointed Trixie. \"" + body + "\" is bullshit and you know it. Try \"City, ST\" or \"City, Country\" next time.";
}
else
{
string saturl = rsat.satellite.image_url;
replyImage = saturl.Replace("height=300", "height=1280").Replace("width=300", "width=1280").Replace("radius=75", "radius=250");
replyImageCaption = body + " as of " + DateTime.Now.ToString("MM/dd/yyy HH:mm:ss");
}
break;
case "/stock":
if (body.Length < 1 || body.Length > 5)
{
body = "^DJI";
}
await bot.SendChatActionAsync(update.Message.Chat.Id, ChatAction.Typing);
replyImage = "https://chart.yahoo.com/t?s=" + body + "&lang=en-US®ion=US&width=1200&height=765";
replyImageCaption = "Chart for " + body + " as of " + DateTime.Now.ToString("MM/dd/yyy HH:mm:ss");
break;
case "/stock5":
if (body.Length < 1 || body.Length > 5)
{
body = "^DJI";
}
await bot.SendChatActionAsync(update.Message.Chat.Id, ChatAction.Typing);
replyImage = "https://chart.yahoo.com/w?s=" + body + "&lang=en-US®ion=US&width=1200&height=765";
replyImageCaption = "5 day chart for " + body + " as of " + DateTime.Now.ToString("MM/dd/yyy HH:mm:ss");
break;
case "/stockyear":
if (body.Length < 1 || body.Length > 5)
{
body = "^DJI";
}
await bot.SendChatActionAsync(update.Message.Chat.Id, ChatAction.Typing);
replyImage = "https://chart.yahoo.com/c/1y/" + body;
replyImageCaption = "Year chart for " + body + " as of " + DateTime.Now.ToString("MM/dd/yyy HH:mm:ss");
break;
case "/translateto":
if (body == string.Empty)
{
replyText = "Usage: /translateto <Language Code> <English Text>";
break;
}
await bot.SendChatActionAsync(update.Message.Chat.Id, ChatAction.Typing);
var lang = body.Substring(0, body.IndexOf(" ", StringComparison.Ordinal));
var query = body.Substring(body.IndexOf(" ", StringComparison.Ordinal) + 1);
httpClient.AuthorizationHeader = "Basic " + bingKey;
dynamic dtto = JObject.Parse(httpClient.DownloadString("https://api.datamarket.azure.com/Bing/MicrosoftTranslator/v1/Translate?Text=%27" + HttpUtility.UrlEncode(query) + "%27&To=%27" + lang + "%27&$format=json").Result);
httpClient.AuthorizationHeader = string.Empty;
if (dtto.d == null || dtto.d.results == null || Enumerable.Count(dtto.d.results) < 1 || dtto.d.results[0].Text == null)
{
replyText = "You have disappointed Trixie. \"" + body + "\" is bullshit and you know it. Try harder next time.";
}
else
{
replyText = dtto.d.results[0].Text;
}
break;
case "/translate":
if (body == string.Empty)
{
replyText = "Usage: /translate <Foreign Text>";
break;
}
await bot.SendChatActionAsync(update.Message.Chat.Id, ChatAction.Typing);
httpClient.AuthorizationHeader = "Basic " + bingKey;
dynamic dtrans = JObject.Parse(httpClient.DownloadString("https://api.datamarket.azure.com/Bing/MicrosoftTranslator/v1/Translate?Text=%27" + HttpUtility.UrlEncode(body) + "%27&To=%27en%27&$format=json").Result);
httpClient.AuthorizationHeader = string.Empty;
if (dtrans.d == null || dtrans.d.results == null || Enumerable.Count(dtrans.d.results) < 1 || dtrans.d.results[0].Text == null)
{
replyText = "You have disappointed Trixie. \"" + body + "\" is bullshit and you know it. Try harder next time.";
}
else
{
replyText = dtrans.d.results[0].Text;
}
break;
case "/trixie":
if (body == string.Empty)
{
replyText = "Usage: /trixie <Query>";
break;
}
await bot.SendChatActionAsync(update.Message.Chat.Id, ChatAction.Typing);
var xmlDoc = new XmlDocument();
xmlDoc.LoadXml(httpClient.DownloadString("http://api.wolframalpha.com/v2/query?input=" + HttpUtility.UrlEncode(body) + "&appid=" + wolframAppId).Result);
var queryResult = xmlDoc.SelectSingleNode("/queryresult");
if (queryResult == null || queryResult?.Attributes == null || queryResult.Attributes?["success"] == null || queryResult.Attributes?["success"].Value != "true")
{
replyText = "You have disappointed Trixie. \"" + body + "\" is bullshit and you know it. Try harder next time.";
break;
}
var pods = queryResult.SelectNodes("pod");
foreach (var pod in pods.Cast<XmlNode>().Where(pod => pod.Attributes != null && pod.Attributes["title"].Value != "Input interpretation"))
{
// Parse Image
if (replyImage == string.Empty)
{
try
{
var subPodImage = pod.SelectSingleNode("subpod/img");
if (subPodImage.Attributes != null)
{
replyImage = subPodImage.Attributes?["src"].Value.Trim();
}
}
catch
{
// Don't care
}
}
// Parse plain text
try
{
var subPodPlainText = pod.SelectSingleNode("subpod/plaintext");
if (subPodPlainText == null || subPodPlainText.InnerText.Trim().Length <= 0) continue;
var podName = pod.Attributes?["title"].Value.Trim();
if (podName == "Response" || podName == "Result")
{
stringBuilder.AppendLine(subPodPlainText.InnerText);
}
else
{
stringBuilder.AppendLine(podName + ": " + subPodPlainText.InnerText);
}
}
catch
{
// Don't care
}
}
break;
case "/version":
case "/about":
replyText = "Trixie Is Best Pony Bot\r\nRelease fourty-two\r\nBy http://scottrfrost.github.io";
break;
case "/weather":
if (body.Length < 2)
{
body = "Cincinnati, OH";
}
await bot.SendChatActionAsync(update.Message.Chat.Id, ChatAction.Typing);
dynamic dwthr = JObject.Parse(httpClient.DownloadString("http://api.wunderground.com/api/" + wundergroundKey + "/conditions/q/" + body + ".json").Result);
if (dwthr.current_observation == null)
{
replyText = "You have disappointed Trixie. \"" + body + "\" is bullshit and you know it. Try \"City, ST\" or \"City, Country\" next time.";
}
else
{
replyText =
dwthr.current_observation.display_location.full + " Conditions: " +
dwthr.current_observation.weather +
" Wind: " + dwthr.current_observation.wind_string +
" Temp: " + dwthr.current_observation.temperature_string + " Feels Like: " +
dwthr.current_observation.feelslike_string;
}
break;
case "/wiki":
if (body == string.Empty)
{
replyText = "Usage: /wiki <Query>";
break;
}
await bot.SendChatActionAsync(update.Message.Chat.Id, ChatAction.Typing);
var dwiki = JObject.Parse(httpClient.DownloadString("https://en.wikipedia.org/w/api.php?format=json&action=query&prop=extracts&exintro=&explaintext=&redirects=true&titles=" + HttpUtility.UrlEncode(body)).Result);
if (dwiki["query"].HasValues && dwiki["query"]["pages"].HasValues)
{
var page = dwiki["query"]["pages"].First().First();
if (Convert.ToString(page["pageid"]).Length > 0)
replyTextMarkdown = "*" + page["title"] + "*\r\n" + page["extract"] + "\r\n" + "https://en.wikipedia.org/?curid=" + page["pageid"];
else
{
replyText = "You have disappointed Trixie. \"" + body + "\" is bullshit and you know it.";
}
}
else
{
replyText = "You have disappointed Trixie. \"" + body + "\" is bullshit and you know it.";
}
break;
case "/ww":
var split = body.Split(' ');
if (split.Length != 4)
{
replyText = "Usage: /ww <carbs> <fat> <fiber> <protein>";
break;
}
try
{
var wwcarbs = Convert.ToDouble(split[0]);
var wwfat = Convert.ToDouble(split[1]);
var wwfiber = Convert.ToDouble(split[2]);
var wwprotein = Convert.ToDouble(split[3]);
replyText = "WW PointsPlus value for " + wwcarbs + "g carbs, " + wwfat + "g fat, " + wwfiber + "g fiber, " + wwprotein + "g protein is: " + Math.Round((wwprotein / 10.9375) + (wwcarbs / 9.2105) + (wwfat / 3.8889) - (wwfiber / 12.5), 1);
}
catch
{
replyText = "Trixie is disappointed that you used /ww incorrectly. The correct usage is: /ww <carbs> <fat> <fiber> <protein>";
}
break;
}
// Output
replyText += stringBuilder.ToString();
if (!string.IsNullOrEmpty(replyText))
{
Console.WriteLine(update.Message.Chat.Id + " > " + replyText);
await bot.SendTextMessageAsync(update.Message.Chat.Id, replyText);
}
if (!string.IsNullOrEmpty(replyTextMarkdown))
{
Console.WriteLine(update.Message.Chat.Id + " > " + replyTextMarkdown);
await bot.SendTextMessageAsync(update.Message.Chat.Id, replyTextMarkdown, false, false, 0, null, ParseMode.Markdown);
}
if (!string.IsNullOrEmpty(replyImage) && replyImage.Length > 5)
{
Console.WriteLine(update.Message.Chat.Id + " > " + replyImage);
await bot.SendChatActionAsync(update.Message.Chat.Id, ChatAction.Typing);
try
{
var stream = httpClient.DownloadData(replyImage).Result;
var extension = ".jpg";
if (replyImage.Contains(".gif") || replyImage.Contains("image/gif"))
{
extension = ".gif";
}
else if (replyImage.Contains(".png") || replyImage.Contains("image/png"))
{
extension = ".png";
}
else if (replyImage.Contains(".tif"))
{
extension = ".tif";
}
else if (replyImage.Contains(".bmp"))
{
extension = ".bmp";
}
var photo = new FileToSend("Photo" + extension, stream);
await bot.SendChatActionAsync(update.Message.Chat.Id, ChatAction.UploadPhoto);
if (extension == ".gif")
{
await bot.SendDocumentAsync(update.Message.Chat.Id, photo);
}
else
{
await bot.SendPhotoAsync(update.Message.Chat.Id, photo, replyImageCaption == string.Empty ? replyImage : replyImageCaption);
}
}
catch (System.Net.Http.HttpRequestException ex)
{
Console.WriteLine("Unable to download " + ex.HResult + " " + ex.Message);
await bot.SendTextMessageAsync(update.Message.Chat.Id, replyImage);
}
catch (System.Net.WebException ex)
{
Console.WriteLine("Unable to download " + ex.HResult + " " + ex.Message);
await bot.SendTextMessageAsync(update.Message.Chat.Id, replyImage);
}
catch (Exception ex)
{
Console.WriteLine(replyImage + " Threw: " + ex.Message);
await bot.SendTextMessageAsync(update.Message.Chat.Id, replyImage);
}
}
if (!string.IsNullOrEmpty(replyDocument) && replyDocument.Length > 5)
{
Console.WriteLine(update.Message.Chat.Id + " > " + replyDocument);
await bot.SendChatActionAsync(update.Message.Chat.Id, ChatAction.UploadDocument);
var stream = httpClient.DownloadData(replyDocument).Result;
var filename = replyDocument.Substring(replyDocument.LastIndexOf("/", StringComparison.Ordinal));
var document = new FileToSend(filename, stream);
await bot.SendDocumentAsync(update.Message.Chat.Id, document);
}
}
}
catch (System.Net.WebException ex)
{
Console.WriteLine("Unable to download " + ex.HResult + " " + ex.Message);
await bot.SendTextMessageAsync(update.Message.Chat.Id, "The Great & Powerful Trixie got bored while waiting for that to download. Try later.");
}
catch (Exception ex)
{
Console.WriteLine("ERROR - " + ex);
}
}
static async void ProcessUpdate(ITelegramBotClient bot, Update update, User me)
{
var wunderGroundKey = ConfigurationManager.AppSettings["WundergroundKey"];
var bingKey = ConfigurationManager.AppSettings["BingKey"];
var wolfframAppID = ConfigurationManager.AppSettings["WoldframAppId"];
try
{
var httpClient = new ProHttpClient();
var text = update.Message.Text;
var replyText = string.Empty;
var replytextMarkdown = string.Empty;
var replyImage = string.Empty;
var replyImageCaption = string.Empty;
var replyDocument = string.Empty;
if (text != null && (text.StartsWith("/", StringComparison.Ordinal) || text.StartsWith("!", StringComparison.Ordinal)))
{
Console.WriteLine(update.Message.Chat.Id + " < " + update.Message.From.Username + " - " + text);
if (text.StartsWith("!", StringComparison.Ordinal))
{
text = "/" + text.Substring(1);
}
text = text.Replace("@" + me.Username, "");
string command;
string body;
if (text.StartsWith("/s/", StringComparison.Ordinal))
{
command = "/s";
body = text.Substring(2);
}
else
{
command = text.Split(' ')[0];
body = text.Replace(command, "").Trim();
}
var stringBuilder = new StringBuilder();
switch (command.ToLowerInvariant())
{
case "/beer":
if (body == string.Empty)
{
replyText = "Usage: /beer <Name of beer>";
break;
}
await bot.SendChatActionAsync(update.Message.Chat.Id, Telegram.Bot.Types.Enums.ChatAction.Typing);
var beerSearch = httpClient.DownloadString("http://beeradvocate.com/search/?q=" + HttpUtility.UrlEncode(body) + "&qt=beer").Result.Replace("\r", "").Replace("\n", "");
var firstBeer = Regex.Match(beerSearch, @"<div id=""ba-content"">.*?<ul>.*?<li>.*?<a href=""(.*?)"">").Groups[1].Value.Trim();
if (firstBeer == string.Empty)
{
replyText = "Could not find a matching beer " + body;
break;
}
var beer = httpClient.DownloadString("http://beeradvocate.com" + firstBeer).Result.Replace("\r", "").Replace("\n", "");
var beerName = Regex.Match(beer, @"<title>(.*?)</title>").Groups[1].Value.Replace(" | BeerAdvocate", string.Empty).Trim();
beer = Regex.Match(beer, @"<div id=""ba-content"">.*?<div>(.*?)<div style=""clear:both;"">").Groups[1].Value.Trim();
replyImage = Regex.Match(beer, @"img src=""(.*?)""").Groups[1].Value.Trim();
replyImageCaption = "http://beeradvocate.com" + firstBeer;
var beerScore = Regex.Match(beer, @"<span class=""BAscore_big ba-score"">(.*?)</span>").Groups[1].Value.Trim();
var beerScoreText = Regex.Match(beer, @"<span class=""ba-score_text>(.*?)</span>").Groups[1].Value.Trim();
var beerBroScore = Regex.Match(beer, @"<span class=""BAscore_big ba-bro_score"">(>*?)</span>").Groups[1].Value.Trim();
var beerBroScoreText = Regex.Match(beer, @"<b class=""ba-bro_text"">(>*?)</b>").Groups[1].Value.Trim();
var beerHads = Regex.Match(beer, @"<span class=""ba-ratings"">(.*?)</span>").Groups[1].Value.Trim();
var beerAvg = Regex.Match(beer, @"<span class=""ba-ravg>(>*?)</span>").Groups[1].Value.Trim();
var beerStyle = Regex.Match(beer, @"<b>Style:</b>.*?<b>(.*?)</b>").Groups[1].Value.Trim();
var beerAbv = beer.Substring(beer.IndexOf("(ABV):", StringComparison.Ordinal) + 10, 7).Trim();
var beerDexcription = Regex.Match(beer, @"<b>Notes / Commercial Description:</b>(>*?)</div>").Groups[1].Value.Replace("|", "").Trim();
stringBuilder.Append(beerName.Replace("|", "- " + beerStyle + " by") + "\r\nscore: " + beerScore + " (" + beerScoreText + ") | bros: " +
beerBroScore + " (" + beerBroScoreText + ") | Avg: " + beerAvg + " (" + beerHads + " hads)\r\nABV: " + beerAbv + " | ");
stringBuilder.Append(HttpUtility.HtmlDecode(beerDexcription).Replace("<br>", " ").trim());
break;
case "/cat":
replyImage = "http://thecatapi.com/appi/images/get?format=src&type=jpg,png";
break;
case "/doge":
replyImage = "http://dogr.io/wow/" + body.Replace(",", "/").Replace(" ", "") + ".png";
break;
case "/echo":
replyText = body;
break;
case "/fat":
if (body == string.Empty)
{
replyText = "Usage: /fat <Name of food>";
break;
}
await bot.SendChatActionAsync(update.Message.Chat.Id, Telegram.Bot.Types.Enums.ChatAction.Typing);
var search = httpClient.DownloadString("http://calorieking.com/foods/search.php?keywords=" + body).Result.Replace("\r", "").Replace("\n", "");
var firstUrl = Regex.Match(search, @"<a class=""food-search-result-name"" href=""([\w:\/\-\._]*)""").Groups[1].Value.Trim();
if (firstUrl == string.Empty)
{
replyText = "Unable to find a food matching name: " + body;
break;
}
var food = httpClient.DownloadString(firstUrl).Result.Replace("\r", "").Replace("\n", "per ");
var label = string.Empty;
var protein = 0.0;
var carbs = 0.0;
var fat = 0.0;
var fiber = 0.0;
stringBuilder.Append(Regex.Match(food, @"<title>(.*?)\ \|.*</title>").Groups[1].Value.Replace("Calories in ", "").Trim() + " ");
stringBuilder.Append(Regex.Match(food, @"<select name=""units"">*?>(.*?)<\/option>", RegexOptions.IgnoreCase).Groups[1].Value.Trim() + "\r\n");
foreach (Match fact in Regex.Matches(food, @"<td class=""(calories|label\amount)"">([a-zA-Z0-9\ &;<>=\/\""\.]*)<\/td>"))
{
switch (fact.Groups[1].Value.Trim().ToLowerInvariant())
{
case "calories":
stringBuilder.Append("Calories: " + fact.Groups[2].Value.Replace("Calories <span class=\"amount\">", "").Replace("</span>", "") + ", ");
break;
case "label":
label = fact.Groups[2].Value.Trim();
break;
case "amount":
stringBuilder.Append(label + ": " + fact.Groups[2].Value + ", ");
switch (label.ToLowerInvariant())
{
case "protein":
protein = Convert.ToDouble(fact.Groups[2].Value.Replace("mg", "").Replace("g", "").Replace("<", "").Replace(">", ""));
break;
case "total carbs":
carbs = Convert.ToDouble(fact.Groups[2].Value.Replace("mg", "").Replace("g", "").Replace("<", "").Replace(">", ""));
break;
case "total fat":
fat = Convert.ToDouble(fact.Groups[2].Value.Replace("mg", "").Replace("g", "").Replace("<", "").Replace(">", ""));
break;
case "dietary fiber":
fiber = Convert.ToDouble(fact.Groups[2].Value.Replace("mg", "").Replace("g", "").Replace("<", "").Replace(">", ""));
break;
}
break;
}
}
stringBuilder.Append("WW pointsPlus: " + Math.Round((protein / 10.9375) + (carbs / 9.2105) + (fat / 3.8889) - (fiber / 12.5), 1));
break;
case "forecast":
if (body.Length < 2)
{
body = "Cincinnati, OH";
}
await bot.SendChatActionAsync(update.Message.Chat.Id, ChatAction.Typing);
dynamic dfor = JObject.Parse(httpClient.DownloadString("https://api.wunderground.com/api/" + wunderGroundKey + "/forcast/q/" + body + ".json").Result);
if (dfor.forecast == null || dfor.forecast.txt_forecast == null)
{
replyText = "Trixie is disappointed " + body + "";
break;
}
for (var ifor = 0; ifor < Enumerable.Count(dfor.forecast.txt_forecast.forecastday) - 1; ifor++)
{
stringBuilder.AppendLine(dfor.forecast.txt_forecast.forecastday[ifor].title.ToString() + ": " + dfor.forecast.txt_forecast.forecastday[ifor].fcttext.ToString());
}
break;
case "/help":
replyText = "";
break;
case "/image":
case "/img":
if (body == string.Empty)
{
replyText = "Usage/ image <Description of image to find>";
break;
}
await bot.SendChatActionAsync(update.Message.Chat.Id, ChatAction.Typing);
httpClient.AutherizationHeader = "Basic " + bingKey;
dynamic dimg = JObject.Parse(httpClient.DownloadString("https://api.datamarket.azure.com/Data.ashx/Bing/Search/Image?Market=%27en-US%27&Adult=%27Moderate%27&Query=%27" + HttpUtility.UrlEncode(body) + "%27&$format=json&$top=3").Result);
httpClient.AutherizationHeader = string.Empty;
if (dimg.d == null || dimg.d.results == null || Enumerable.Count(dimg.d.results) < 1)
{
replyText = "";
break;
}
break;
}
}
}
catch (System.Net.WebException ex)
{
Console.WriteLine("Unable to download " + ex.HResult + " " + ex.Message);
await bot.SendTextMessageAsync(update.Message.Chat.Id, "Please try again later");
}
catch (Exception ex)
{
Console.WriteLine("Error - ", ex);
}
}