void HandleYoutubeVideo(WrapBGW bgw, int progress, bool AIsCollide)
{
//do not under any circumstances let 2 videos download at once, it'll kill the memory
lock (FVideoDownloadLock)
{
if (bgw != null)
bgw.ReportProgress(progress, "Now parsing " + (AIsCollide ? " Collide." : "the end...") + " This will take a while...", true);
var VidObject = YouTube.Default.GetVideo(AIsCollide ? "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5wYN6rB_Rg" : "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FevMNMwvdPw");
var DLTask = VidObject.GetBytesAsync();
if (bgw != null)
do
{
Thread.Sleep(100);
if (bgw.bgw.Cancelled())
{
bgw.ReportProgress(progress, "Video download cancelled");
throw new Exception();
}
} while (!DLTask.IsCompleted);
Parser.Resource[] TheVid = new Parser.Resource[1];
TheVid[0] = new Parser.Resource(DLTask.Result, "video" + VidObject.FileExtension);
var fileSize2 = TheVid[0].data.Count();
totalMegabytesDownloaded += (float)fileSize2 / (1024.0f * 1024.0f);
if (bgw != null)
bgw.ReportProgress(progress, TheVid[0].originalFileName + ": " + fileSize2 / 1024 + "KB");
Parser.Text asdf = new Parser.Text();
Parser.Link[] lnk = new Parser.Link[1];
asdf.narr = new Parser.Text.ScriptLine("#000000", "", 0);
if (AIsCollide)
{
asdf.title = "[S] Collide";
lnk[0] = new Parser.Link("END OF ACT 6", (int)PagesOfImportance.COLLIDE + 1);
}
else
{
asdf.narr = new Parser.Text.ScriptLine("#000000", "", 0);
asdf.title = "[S] ACT 7";
lnk[0] = new Parser.Link("==>", (int)PagesOfImportance.ACT7 + 1);
}
WritePageToDB(new Page(AIsCollide ? (int)PagesOfImportance.COLLIDE : (int)PagesOfImportance.ACT7, asdf, TheVid, new Parser.Link[0]));
GC.Collect();
}
}
public Page(int no, Parser.Text t, Parser.Resource[] r, Parser.Link[] l)
{
number = no;
meta = t;
resources = r;
links = l;
}
void HandleOvershine(WrapBGW bgw, int progress)
{
if (bgw != null)
bgw.ReportProgress(progress, "Now parsing zap.");
Parser.Resource[] FUCKYOU = new Parser.Resource[1];
FUCKYOU[0] = new Parser.Resource(Parser.DownloadFile("http://cdn.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/07401.gif"), "07401.gif");
var fileSize2 = FUCKYOU[0].data.Count();
totalMegabytesDownloaded += (float)fileSize2 / (1024.0f * 1024.0f);
if (bgw != null)
bgw.ReportProgress(progress, FUCKYOU[0].originalFileName + ": " + fileSize2 / 1024 + "KB");
Parser.Text asdf = new Parser.Text();
asdf.narr = new Parser.Text.ScriptLine("#000000", "", 0);
asdf.title = "";
Parser.Link[] lnk = new Parser.Link[1];
lnk[0] = new Parser.Link("[S][A6A6I4] ====>", (int)PagesOfImportance.OVERSHINE + 1);
WritePageToDB(new Page((int)PagesOfImportance.OVERSHINE, asdf, FUCKYOU, lnk));
}
void HandlePageSmash2(WrapBGW bgw, int progress)
{
if (bgw != null)
bgw.ReportProgress(progress, "Now parsing Caliborn's second hissy fit.");
Parser.Resource[] FUCKYOU = new Parser.Resource[1];
FUCKYOU[0] = new Parser.Resource(Parser.DownloadFile("http://www.mspaintadventures.com/007680/05777_2.swf"), "05777_2.swf");
var fileSize2 = FUCKYOU[0].data.Count();
totalMegabytesDownloaded += (float)fileSize2 / (1024.0f * 1024.0f);
if (bgw != null)
bgw.ReportProgress(progress, FUCKYOU[0].originalFileName + ": " + fileSize2 / 1024 + "KB");
Parser.Link[] lnk = new Parser.Link[1];
lnk[0] = new Parser.Link("", (int)PagesOfImportance.CALIBORN_PAGE_SMASH2 + 1);
Parser.Text asdf = new Parser.Text();
asdf.narr = new Parser.Text.ScriptLine("#000000", "", 0);
asdf.title = "[S] Cascade.";
WritePageToDB(new Page((int)PagesOfImportance.CALIBORN_PAGE_SMASH2, asdf, FUCKYOU, lnk));
}
void HandleJailbreakLast(WrapBGW bgw, int progress)
{
if (bgw != null)
bgw.ReportProgress(progress, "Now parsing your victory.");
Parser.Resource[] FUCKYOU = new Parser.Resource[1];
FUCKYOU[0] = new Parser.Resource(Parser.DownloadFile("http://cdn.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/jb2/YOUWIN.gif"), "YOUWIN.gif");
var fileSize2 = FUCKYOU[0].data.Count();
totalMegabytesDownloaded += (float)fileSize2 / (1024.0f * 1024.0f);
if (bgw != null)
bgw.ReportProgress(progress, FUCKYOU[0].originalFileName + ": " + fileSize2 / 1024 + "KB");
Parser.Text asdf = new Parser.Text();
asdf.narr = new Parser.Text.ScriptLine("#000000", "Would you like to play again?", 0);
asdf.title = "Enjoy restful slumber.";
WritePageToDB(new Page((int)PagesOfImportance.JAILBREAK_LAST_PAGE, asdf, FUCKYOU, new Parser.Link[0]));
}
void HandleDota(WrapBGW bgw, int progress)
{
if (bgw != null)
bgw.ReportProgress(progress, "Now parsing Hussie's rekage.");
Parser.Resource[] FUCKYOU = new Parser.Resource[1];
FUCKYOU[0] = new Parser.Resource(Parser.DownloadFile("http://cdn.mspaintadventures.com/DOTA/04812.swf"), "04812.swf");
var fileSize2 = FUCKYOU[0].data.Count();
totalMegabytesDownloaded += (float)fileSize2 / (1024.0f * 1024.0f);
if (bgw != null)
bgw.ReportProgress(progress, FUCKYOU[0].originalFileName + ": " + fileSize2 / 1024 + "KB");
Parser.Text asdf = new Parser.Text();
asdf.narr = new Parser.Text.ScriptLine("#000000", "", 0);
asdf.title = "";
Parser.Link[] lnk = new Parser.Link[1];
lnk[0] = new Parser.Link("", (int)PagesOfImportance.DOTA + 1);
WritePageToDB(new Page((int)PagesOfImportance.DOTA, asdf, FUCKYOU, lnk));
}
void HandleCascade(WrapBGW bgw, int progress)
{
//cascade is hosted on newgrounds
//also its split into a loader and 5 segments
/*
* Thank you based /u/Niklink
http://uploads.ungrounded.net/userassets/3591000/3591093/cascade_loaderExt.swf
http://uploads.ungrounded.net/userassets/3591000/3591093/cascade_segment1.swf
http://uploads.ungrounded.net/userassets/3591000/3591093/cascade_segment2.swf
http://uploads.ungrounded.net/userassets/3591000/3591093/cascade_segment3.swf
http://uploads.ungrounded.net/userassets/3591000/3591093/cascade_segment4.swf
http://uploads.ungrounded.net/userassets/3591000/3591093/cascade_segment5.swf
*
* They are actually also availiable on the www and cdn, so we can try those too
*/
if (bgw != null)
bgw.ReportProgress(progress, "Now parsing Cascade", true);
Parser.Resource[] cascadeSegments = new Parser.Resource[7];
Parser.Link[] next = new Parser.Link[1];
next[0] = new Parser.Link("END OF ACT 5", (int)PagesOfImportance.CASCADE + 1);
try
{
cascadeSegments[0] = new Parser.Resource(Parser.DownloadFile("http://uploads.ungrounded.net/userassets/3591000/3591093/cascade_loaderExt.swf"), "cascade_loaderExt.swf");
}
catch
{
cascadeSegments[0] = new Parser.Resource(Parser.DownloadFile("http://cdn.mspaintadventures.com/cascade/cascade_loaderExt.swf"), "cascade_loaderExt.swf");
}
var fileSize = cascadeSegments[0].data.Count();
totalMegabytesDownloaded += (float)fileSize / (1024.0f * 1024.0f);
if (bgw != null)
{
bgw.ReportProgress(progress, cascadeSegments[0].originalFileName + ": " + fileSize / 1024 + "KB");
if (bgw.bgw.Cancelled())
{
bgw.ReportProgress(progress, "Cascade download cancelled");
throw new Exception();
}
}
for (int i = 1; i <= 5; ++i){
try
{
cascadeSegments[i] = new Parser.Resource(Parser.DownloadFile("http://uploads.ungrounded.net/userassets/3591000/3591093/cascade_segment" + i + ".swf"), "cascade_segment" + i + ".swf");
}
catch
{
cascadeSegments[i] = new Parser.Resource(Parser.DownloadFile("http://cdn.mspaintadventures.com/cascade/cascade_segment" + i + ".swf"), "cascade_segment" + i + ".swf");
}
var fileSize2 = cascadeSegments[i].data.Count();
totalMegabytesDownloaded += (float)fileSize2 / (1024.0f * 1024.0f);
if (bgw != null)
{
bgw.ReportProgress(progress, cascadeSegments[i].originalFileName + ": " + fileSize2 / 1024 + "KB");
if (bgw.bgw.Cancelled())
{
bgw.ReportProgress(progress, "Cascade download cancelled");
throw new Exception();
}
}
}
cascadeSegments[6] = new Parser.Resource(Parser.DownloadFile("http://www.mspaintadventures.com/images/header_cascade.gif"), "header_cascade.gif");
Parser.Text asdf = new Parser.Text();
asdf.narr = new Parser.Text.ScriptLine("#000000", "", 0);
asdf.title = "[S] Cascade.";
WritePageToDB(new Page((int)PagesOfImportance.CASCADE, asdf, cascadeSegments, next));
if (bgw != null)
bgw.ReportProgress(progress, "Cascade committed!");
}
void FailToHandleVriska(WrapBGW bgw, int progress)
{
if (bgw != null)
bgw.ReportProgress(progress, "Now parsing the huge 8itch.");
Parser.Resource[] FUCKYOU = new Parser.Resource[1];
FUCKYOU[0] = new Parser.Resource(Parser.DownloadFile("http://www.mspaintadventures.com/shes8ack/07402.swf"), "07402.swf");
var fileSize2 = FUCKYOU[0].data.Count();
totalMegabytesDownloaded += (float)fileSize2 / (1024.0f * 1024.0f);
if (bgw != null)
bgw.ReportProgress(progress, FUCKYOU[0].originalFileName + ": " + fileSize2 / 1024 + "KB");
Parser.Text asdf = new Parser.Text();
asdf.narr = new Parser.Text.ScriptLine("#000000", "", 0);
asdf.title = "";
Parser.Link[] lnk = new Parser.Link[1];
lnk[0] = new Parser.Link("", (int)PagesOfImportance.SHES8ACK + 1);
WritePageToDB(new Page((int)PagesOfImportance.SHES8ACK, asdf, FUCKYOU, lnk));
}
void FailMiserably(WrapBGW bgw, int progress)
{
if (bgw != null)
bgw.ReportProgress(progress, "Now parsing death.");
Parser.Resource[] FUCKYOU = new Parser.Resource[1];
FUCKYOU[0] = new Parser.Resource(Parser.DownloadFile("http://cdn.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/GAMEOVER/06898.swf"), "06898.swf");
var fileSize2 = FUCKYOU[0].data.Count();
totalMegabytesDownloaded += (float)fileSize2 / (1024.0f * 1024.0f);
if (bgw != null)
bgw.ReportProgress(progress, FUCKYOU[0].originalFileName + ": " + fileSize2 / 1024 + "KB");
Parser.Text asdf = new Parser.Text();
asdf.narr = new Parser.Text.ScriptLine("#000000", "", 0);
asdf.title = "";
Parser.Link[] lnk = new Parser.Link[1];
lnk[0] = new Parser.Link("", (int)PagesOfImportance.GAMEOVER + 1);
WritePageToDB(new Page((int)PagesOfImportance.GAMEOVER, asdf, FUCKYOU, lnk));
}
