private static string SpiderPlayerStr(Ovipositor ovipositor, PlayerBase player)
 {
     return("You have a large, retractible spider ovipositor reaching down from your abdomen, just below your " + player.tail.ShortDescription()
            + ". It's ready to deposit spider eggs into a host at any time. ");
 }
 private static string NonePlayerStr(Ovipositor ovipositor, PlayerBase player)
 {
     return("");
 }