private static string CouldntConvertDemonCockThickenedInstead(Creature target, int index, double delta)
{
C**k demonSpecialCase = target.cocks[index];
return("Your " + demonSpecialCase.LongDescription() + " color shifts red for a moment and begins to swell at the base, but within moments it smooths out, " +
"retaining its distinctive demonic shape, only perhaps a bit thicker.");
}