internal IEnumerator Spiel()
{
alerter.Error();
alerter.Alert("WHO DARES WAKE ME FROM MY SLUMBER?", "???");
alerter.Alert("<USERNAME>!", "???");
alerter.Alert("I WILL FORCE FEED YOU A CHEESE GRATER", "???");
alerter.Alert("MAKE PEACE WITH YOUR GOD, FOR THIS IS THE DAY THEY DIE", "???");
alerter.Alert("I SHALL DEFENESTRATE YOU", "???");
alerter.Alert("HOPE YOU ENJOY BEING ON FIRE FOREVER", "???");
alerter.Alert("BET THE RUN TO YOUR NEAREST POLICE STATION IS LONGER THAN TEN MINUTES", "???");
yield return(null);
}
private IEnumerator Start()
{
alerter = new Alerter();
desktop = Environment.GetFolderPath(Environment.SpecialFolder.Desktop);
username = Environment.UserName;
// Debug.Log(File.Exists)
audio.PlayOneShot(doorOpen);
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(3f));
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(left.Speak() + 1.5f));
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(right.Speak() + 1f));
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(left.Speak() + 1f));
Directory.CreateDirectory(desktop + "/Cauldron");
audio.PlayOneShot(clang);
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(1f));
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(right.Speak() + 1f));
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(left.Speak() + 1f));
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(right.Speak() + 0.5f));
left.speakSpeed = 30f;
right.speakSpeed = 30f;
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(left.Speak() + 1f));
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(left.Speak() + 0.5f));
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(right.Speak()));
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(left.Speak() + 0.5f));
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(right.Speak() + 0.5f));
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(left.Speak() + 0.3f));
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(right.Speak() + 0.3f));
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(left.Speak() + 0.3f));
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(right.Speak() + 0.3f));
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(left.Speak() + 0.3f)); // bg
background.SetTrigger("Throw");
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(1f));
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(right.Speak() + 0.3f)); // ship
player.SetTrigger("Throw");
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(1f));
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(left.Speak() + 0.5f));
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(right.Speak() + 0.5f)); // catch
roidCage.SetActive(false);
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(left.Speak() + 1.5f)); // buffoon
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(right.Speak() + 0.3f));
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(left.Speak() + 0.3f)); // have sb
scoreboard.SetTrigger("Throw");
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(1.2f));
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(right.Speak() + 0.3f)); // help
left.speakSpeed = 60f;
left.Speak(); // aaa
left.speakSpeed = 10f;
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(0.2f));
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(right.Speak() + 0.4f)); // shut up
right.speakSpeed = 10f;
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(right.Speak() + 1f)); // shoosh
left.speakSpeed = 1f;
right.speakSpeed = 1f;
left.Speak(); // ...
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(right.Speak() + 8f));
// Application.Quit();
left.speakSpeed = 20f;
right.speakSpeed = 20f;
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(left.Speak() + 1f)); // do you think the player noticed?
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(right.Speak() + 1f)); // nah
left.speakSpeed = 30f;
right.speakSpeed = 30f;
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(right.Speak() + 1f)); // they probably thought it was a long loading screen
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(left.Speak() + 1f)); // shame they'll never find out that this isn't a game
audio.PlayOneShot(campfire);
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(4f));
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(left.Speak() + 1f)); // why asteroids?
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(right.Speak() + 1f)); // you said to make this look like a game
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(left.Speak() + 1f)); // but asteroids is *soo* 19th century
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(right.Speak() + 0.5f)); // whateveerr the player seems to like it
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(right.Speak() + 1f));
// potential branching
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(left.Speak() + 3f)); // harrumph fine
audio.PlayOneShot(bubble);
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(2f));
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(left.Speak() + 1f)); // aight, the cauldron's ready
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(right.Speak() + 1f)); // *fi**nal**ly*
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(right.Speak() + 1f)); // oh shoot i dropped the heart
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(left.Speak() + 1.5f)); // where'd it go?
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(right.Speak() + 1f)); // dunno, i'm looking for it
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(left.Speak() + 5f)); // why are you like this
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(right.Speak() + 1f)); // found it!
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(right.Speak() + 1f)); // stale
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(left.Speak() + 1f));
audio.PlayOneShot(splash);
Directory.CreateDirectory(desktop + "/Cauldron");
FileStream heart = File.Create(desktop + "/Cauldron/Heart");
heart.Close();
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(1.5f));
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(left.Speak() + 1f)); // ready
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(right.Speak() + 1f)); // no looking back
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(left.Speak() + 2f));
StartCoroutine(FadeMusic());
for (int j = 0; j < 3; j++)
{
left.Speak();
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(right.Speak() + 1f));
}
left.speakSpeed = 15f;
right.speakSpeed = 15f;
left.Speak();
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(right.Speak() + 2.5f));
left.speakSpeed = 20f;
right.speakSpeed = 20f;
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(left.Speak() + 1f));
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(right.Speak() + 1f)); // weird
left.speakSpeed = 30f;
right.speakSpeed = 30f;
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(left.Speak() + 1f)); // did it work?
right.Speak(); // I thi- YES
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(0.4f));
audio.pitch = 1.1f - UnityEngine.Random.value * 0.2f;
audio.PlayOneShot(error);
alerter.Error();
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(left.Speak() + 0.3f)); // by pope
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(right.Speak() + 0.3f)); // foundation
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(left.Speak() + 0.3f)); // take out
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(right.Speak() + 0.4f));
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(right.Speak() + 0.3f)); // incredulous
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(left.Speak() + 0.3f)); // yes take th
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(right.Speak() + 0.3f));
Time.timeScale = 0f;
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(0.5f));
Threaten("Too late.");
Threaten("While my heart rests in the cauldron, I am IMMORTAL!");
Threaten("AND NOW THE BICKERING FOOLS ARE FROZEN IN TIME AND UNABLE TO STOP ME");
Threaten("MUA HAHA HA HA H-");
Threaten("*cough* *wheeze*");
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(1f));
Threaten("As for you...");
Threaten(username + ".");
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(1f));
int i = 0;
while (true)
{
if (Threaten("YOUR SOUL IS NOW MINE"))
{
break;
}
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(0.3f));
if (Threaten("MAKE PEACE WITH YOUR GOD, FOR THIS IS THE DAY THEY DIE"))
{
break;
}
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(0.3f));
if (Threaten("I HOPE YOU ENJOY BEING ON FIRE FOREVER"))
{
break;
}
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(0.3f));
i++;
if (i > 2)
{
alerter.Alert("check your computer's desktop for any sketchy cauldrons with hearts in them ;)", "the developer!");
}
}
audio.pitch = 1.1f - UnityEngine.Random.value * 0.2f;
audio.PlayOneShot(error);
Threaten("Wait.");
Threaten("where is my heart.");
Threaten("NOOOOOOOOOOOO");
Threaten("OOOOOoo");
Threaten("ooo");
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(2f));
Threaten("o");
Time.timeScale = 1f;
left.speakSpeed = 1f;
right.speakSpeed = 1f;
StartCoroutine(UnFadeMusic());
left.Speak(); // ...
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(right.Speak() + 1f));
left.speakSpeed = 10f;
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(left.Speak() + 1f)); // welp
right.speakSpeed = 20f;
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(right.Speak() + 2f)); // sums it up
left.speakSpeed = 25f;
right.speakSpeed = 25f;
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(left.Speak() + 1f)); // wanna grab bubble tea?
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(right.Speak() + 1f)); // yeah
left.Shrink();
right.Shrink();
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(right.Speak() + 1f)); // that was fun tho
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(left.Speak() + 1f)); // again?
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(right.Speak() + 2f)); // heck yeah
audio.pitch = 1f;
audio.PlayOneShot(doorClose);
yield return(new WaitForSecondsRealtime(2f));
Application.Quit();
}